Time for your favorite Tennessee joke

[Terrie1959]

Two Tennessee Farmers are walking down different ends of a street toward each other and one is carrying a sack. When they meet, one says,
“Hey Bo, what’cha got in th’ bag?”
— “Jus’ some chickens.
— “If I guess how many there are, can I have one?”
— “I’ll give you both of them.”
— “OK. Ummmmm……, five?”

[SUPERCOACH]

  Those are both good Terrie.

[Terrie1959]

Why did Tennessee choose orange as their team color?
.........You can wear it to the game on Saturday, hunting on Sunday, and
picking up trash along the highways the rest of the week

[Terrie1959]

The Tennessee player and an Tennessee cheerleader were making out in the front seat of the car.
— “Want to go in the back seat?” she asked.
— “No,” he replied. A few minutes later she asked, “Now do you want to get in the back seat?”
— “No,” he said again, “I wanna stay here in the front seat with you.”

[Terrie1959]

  Those are both good Terrie.

Thanks Coach!  I can't stand Tennessee   

[Chechem]

The Tennessee player and an Tennessee cheerleader were making out in the front seat of the car.
— “Want to go in the back seat?” she asked.
— “No,” he replied. A few minutes later she asked, “Now do you want to get in the back seat?”
— “No,” he said again, “I wanna stay here in the front seat with you.”

I think I dated his sister.

[Terrie1959]

[2Stater]

  

[2Stater]

A guy was allowed to bring his dog into a sports bar and they began watching the Alabama-Tennessee game. Bama scores a touchdown and the dog goes wild. A patron saw what was going on and asked the dog's owner "What's the deal with your dog?" The owner said "My dog loves Alabama and hates Tennessee" About that time Alabama scores again and the dog goes wild once more. The observer said "That is absolutely amazing, I bet he's beside himself when Alabama wins, right?" The owner says "You have no idea". The patron asks "What happens if Tennessee wins?" The owner responds "I don't know, I've only had him 5 years".

[Terrie1959]

[cbbama99]

[SUPERCOACH]

[XBAMA]

it's the pants ...

[Chechem]

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Alabama 37   Tennessee 6.

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