I ate at another company's cafeteria today while on a break from a meeting. I was going to be a good boy and make a salad from their bar, but they had fried shrimp as their special. Fried shrimp (not the out of the back stuff either), 2 sides, and a drink for $6.21 tax and all. That's quite a steal.
No kidding. Maybe they stole the shrimp.