TEXASMack didn't go to sleep at the wheel, he died there. We're Weekend at Bernies
AUBURNGod help us if we get a rematch with Utah State in the bowl game
I might call Harvey Updyke and invite him over to season the family turkey for Thanksgiving so I don't have to watch Bammer have their way with us
Bammer won't even need the REC to pay off the refs to take us out back
(Looks like you're finally off the hook, J)
TENNESSEEEven Junior and Lulu cancelled their season tickets
If this defense played Ole Miss they'd make Randall Mackey look like Cam Newton
How do you have almost 400 yards of offense and only score 7 points? Dooley could do a cannonball in the middle of the Atlantic ocean and still come out bone dry
I'd put Nick Saban in my will if Tennessee would hire Mike Leach
OHIO STATEWe couldn't even win biggest Big Ten scandal of the year.
Even Alabama can kick the extra point

Good stuff this week.