Tua had so much time he could have taken out his phone and opened up Google Maps to find Jeudy’s route, then played a few rounds of Candy Crush before anyone on Tennessee’s defense came close to touching him.
Alabama 7-0
Alabama’s third-string running back Najee Harris is jumping over and avoiding Tennessee defenders like he’s Urban Meyer dodging questions. Harris and Jalen Hurts tack on another touchdown to make up for the mistake on the last drive, not that anyone is watching or cares anymore. The Tagovailoa family is probably already home by now.
Now the CBS crew is discussing Bama’s schedule, and Danielson says they could still make it in to the Playoff even with two losses, which makes everything we’re doing here seem extra pointless. Maybe it will convince Saban to pull off the ultimate Saban move of resting his starters in the SEC Championship Game to save them for the Playoff. It worked last year.
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