War Eagle Smashes Into Luxury Box - really

[Chechem]

Dumb bird. It ought to fly with its eyes open.

Actually, that's a common problem for birds. They don't "see" the clear glass and smash into it, usually resulting in them breaking their neck and dying. I like eagles, so I'm glad he's okay.

I heard a bird caught in my sunroom the other day flying into the glass all around.  I was able to save him by "shooing" him in the direction of the door.

I have done that before.

Yep, me too.

There was a hummingbird in my garage today.  I shooed it, but they don't shoo well.  It finally found its way out.

*** IMPORTANT learning moment.  Hummingbirds are often attracted to the red handles on garage-door releases (the handle on the cord that hangs down).  Paint the handle black and the hummers will stop entering.  Unfortunately, today they seemed to like my car tail lights.  Lots of them around now.

So let me get this straight, you shoo too?

Birds, not snakes.
BTW, since it's dove season I should add that I shoot birds too.

You do know that it takes more to "shoo" a snake than a bird? :chest expanded:

[ssmith general]

It's hard to navigate when you have a lucky horseshoe constantly falling out of your azz.

I Lolled.

 

[2Stater]

It's hard to navigate when you have a lucky horseshoe constantly falling out of your azz.

I Lolled.

 

Thanks Smitty. How are the pups and how is Senior older dog taking the situation?

[ssmith general]

It's hard to navigate when you have a lucky horseshoe constantly falling out of your azz.

I Lolled.

 

Thanks Smitty. How are the pups and how is Senior older dog taking the situation?

they are well.  He doesnt pay a lot of attention.

[2Stater]

It's hard to navigate when you have a lucky horseshoe constantly falling out of your azz.

I Lolled.

 

Thanks Smitty. How are the pups and how is Senior older dog taking the situation?

they are well.  He doesnt pay a lot of attention.

At his age, I guess he doesn't sweat the small stuff. eh?

[ssmith general]

It's hard to navigate when you have a lucky horseshoe constantly falling out of your azz.

I Lolled.

 

Thanks Smitty. How are the pups and how is Senior older dog taking the situation?

they are well.  He doesnt pay a lot of attention.

At his age, I guess he doesn't sweat the small stuff. eh?

Nope, just his bed, some petting, and help off the floor sometimes.

[2Stater]

It's hard to navigate when you have a lucky horseshoe constantly falling out of your azz.

I Lolled.

 

Thanks Smitty. How are the pups and how is Senior older dog taking the situation?

they are well.  He doesnt pay a lot of attention.

At his age, I guess he doesn't sweat the small stuff. eh?

Nope, just his bed, some petting, and help off the floor sometimes.

He's a good fella. Scratch him behind the ears for me.

[ssmith general]

It's hard to navigate when you have a lucky horseshoe constantly falling out of your azz.

I Lolled.

 

Thanks Smitty. How are the pups and how is Senior older dog taking the situation?

they are well.  He doesnt pay a lot of attention.

At his age, I guess he doesn't sweat the small stuff. eh?

Nope, just his bed, some petting, and help off the floor sometimes.

He's a good fella. Scratch him behind the ears for me.

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