Auburn Payroll: Tens of Thousands To Hostesses

[pmull]

Sports by Brooks is at it again. He has discovered that the barn has paid $84,924.45 to student hostesses since October 2009. This sounds similar to what Kiffin was doing at Tenn. 

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[BAMAWV]

Okay let's do the math. First we'll round off the amount paid by the barn to $85K. Now let's surmise the average cost to sleep with a barner coed is say--$5. Then someone rec'd 17,000 shots of leg. Now, don't try to tell me that out of 17,000 incidences of doing the wild thing, not one single recruit asked for his (actually the barn's) money back? 

I know that some of you will say that barner coeds would have to throw in a car wash to be worth $5. Don't start the BAMAWV bashing. I'm just trying to make the point that any $ refunded, due to homliness or sexual awkwardness, should have been sent directly to the barn,-- not the recruit. Follow the money.

[ssmith general]

I volunteer to go poll the hostesses for information.

[BAMAWV]

I volunteer to go pole the hostesses for information.

fify

[ssmith general]

I volunteer to go pole the hostesses for information.

fify

I was hoping I wouldn't have to explain the pun.

[BAMAWV]

I volunteer to go pole the hostesses for information.

fify

I was hoping I wouldn't have to explain the pun.

I was only trying to be helpful. You don't need to jump all over me.

[ssmith general]

I volunteer to go pole the hostesses for information.

fify

I was hoping I wouldn't have to explain the pun.

I was only trying to be helpful. You don't need to jump all over me.

Well, you blew my pun.  This isnt romper room, if they dont get it, they dont get it. 

[BAMAWV]

I volunteer to go pole the hostesses for information.

fify

I was hoping I wouldn't have to explain the pun.

I was only trying to be helpful. You don't need to jump all over me.

Well, you blew my pun.  This isnt romper room, if they dont get it, they dont get it. 

Sounds as if you are more than just a little upset over this. Could it be that you missed the pun, making you mad at yourself,-- and now are trying to take your frustrations out on me?

[ssmith general]

I volunteer to go pole the hostesses for information.

fify

I was hoping I wouldn't have to explain the pun.

I was only trying to be helpful. You don't need to jump all over me.

Well, you blew my pun.  This isnt romper room, if they dont get it, they dont get it. 

Sounds as if you are more than just a little upset over this. Could it be that you missed the pun, making you mad at yourself,-- and now are trying to take your frustrations out on me?

Nope. I went back and forth on how to spell it, I decided to go with the less obvious, for the more discerning pun aficionado.

[ssmith general]

This reminds me, this morning the ice delivery man showed up and walked through our meeting.  The driller said without missing a beat "that would be a cool job".  I am the only one who appreciated it.

[BAMAWV]

This reminds me, this morning the ice delivery man showed up and walked through our meeting.  The driller said without missing a beat "that would be a cool job".  I am the only one who appreciated it.

Ice delivery doesn't seem all that interesting. JMO

[ssmith general]

This reminds me, this morning the ice delivery man showed up and walked through our meeting.  The driller said without missing a beat "that would be a cool job".  I am the only one who appreciated it.

Ice delivery doesn't seem all that interesting. JMO

He looked pretty miserable.

[BAMAWV]

This reminds me, this morning the ice delivery man showed up and walked through our meeting.  The driller said without missing a beat "that would be a cool job".  I am the only one who appreciated it.

Ice delivery doesn't seem all that interesting. JMO

He looked pretty miserable.

Not cool?

[ssmith general]

This reminds me, this morning the ice delivery man showed up and walked through our meeting.  The driller said without missing a beat "that would be a cool job".  I am the only one who appreciated it.

Ice delivery doesn't seem all that interesting. JMO

He looked pretty miserable.

Not cool?

It was before 7 am.  I dont know if he'd been up all night or what, but he definitely did not think his job was cool.

[Marshal Dillon]

Well, I can't wait to hear the fairy tale from Aubarn to explain their expenses for "Hostesses."

 

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