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[pmull]

Krispy Cream reopened in Tuscaloosa. It looks like Sarah Patterson is happy they are back.

[Jamos]

I'm at work, but I have my Mayan telephone with me.  This guy is tight with Chaac (god of stormy weather).  Here's a pic.

Okay, he was there at the weather office.  Said he'd send out the hurricane tracker right away.

Now I know why the weathermen are so accurate projecting hurricanes.

[cbbama99]

Good morning, all. I witnessed history last night. I went to the Blue Wahoos minor league double header and during the first game, Billy Hamilton, playing for Pensacola, broke the professional baseball single season stolen base record with his 147th stolen base. He had 4 stolen bases in his first 2 at bats. 

the old record was what 145 ?   congrats on being there 

Thanks, X. We had a blast even though the Wahoos lost both games.
Ok, here's the thing, we don't need no stinkin' hurricanes!

1. Why hasn't BH been called to the majors?   
2.  Just give me the word and I'll contact my Mayan friend re your hurricane. 

1. Why hasn't BH been called to the majors? Everybody here wonders the same thing.

2.  Just give me the word and I'll contact my Mayan friend re your hurricane.
WORD

Hey 2, which team is the parent club of the Wahoos?

[cbbama99]

Krispy Cream reopened in Tuscaloosa. It looks like Sarah Patterson was happy is happy they are back.

WOO HOO!!!   

[2Stater]

Good morning, all. I witnessed history last night. I went to the Blue Wahoos minor league double header and during the first game, Billy Hamilton, playing for Pensacola, broke the professional baseball single season stolen base record with his 147th stolen base. He had 4 stolen bases in his first 2 at bats. 

the old record was what 145 ?   congrats on being there 

Thanks, X. We had a blast even though the Wahoos lost both games.
Ok, here's the thing, we don't need no stinkin' hurricanes!

1. Why hasn't BH been called to the majors?   
2.  Just give me the word and I'll contact my Mayan friend re your hurricane. 

1. Why hasn't BH been called to the majors? Everybody here wonders the same thing.

2.  Just give me the word and I'll contact my Mayan friend re your hurricane.
WORD

Hey 2, which team is the parent club of the Wahoos?

The Cincinnati Reds.

[pmull]

Look for more Toomer tree stories out of the barn in the near future. Things are not going real well for them right now. They can't name a QB. I can't believe they can not find someone off the sidewalks in auburn that can beat out Clint Mosley. Frazier is who will most likely start but he can't throw or read defenses. They have a real weakness at a critical position. They need a power running game to help the QB out but their RB are all about 200 lb or less. Their freshman big back got booted out of school due to a grade change by a HS counslor that has since been fired. They have a good freshman receiver in JaQuay Williams that can not get cleared to enter school by the NCAA. Another freshman TE Darrion Hutcherson has not been cleared by the NCAA either. QB Zike Pike got the boot this summer so they have lost 4 signees out of their class of only 22. Throw in another 8-10 that are in jail, court or otherwise left the team and the barns numbers are very low. They open with Clemson in Atlanta and then go to Miss State in week two. The wheels will come off if they lose both of those games and it might happen.

[Hannibal Lecter, MD]

Look for more Toomer tree stories out of the barn in the near future. Things are not going real well for them right now. They can't name a QB. I can't believe they can not find someone off the sidewalks in auburn that can beat out Clint Mosley. Frazier is who will most likely start but he can't throw or read defenses. They have a real weakness at a critical position. They need a power running game to help the QB out but their RB are all about 200 lb or less. Their freshman big back got booted out of school due to a grade change by a HS counslor that has since been fired. They have a good freshman receiver in JaQuay Williams that can not get cleared to enter school by the NCAA. Another freshman TE Darrion Hutcherson has not been cleared by the NCAA either. QB Zike Pike got the boot this summer so they have lost 4 signees out of their class of only 22. Throw in another 8-10 that are in jail, court or otherwise left the team and the barns numbers are very low. They open with Clemson in Atlanta and then go to Miss State in week two. The wheels will come off if they lose both of those games and it might happen.

Gonna get much worse when they start the year 1-4.

[Chechem]

Look for more Toomer tree stories out of the barn in the near future. Things are not going real well for them right now. They can't name a QB. I can't believe they can not find someone off the sidewalks in auburn that can beat out Clint Mosley. Frazier is who will most likely start but he can't throw or read defenses. They have a real weakness at a critical position. They need a power running game to help the QB out but their RB are all about 200 lb or less. Their freshman big back got booted out of school due to a grade change by a HS counslor that has since been fired. They have a good freshman receiver in JaQuay Williams that can not get cleared to enter school by the NCAA. Another freshman TE Darrion Hutcherson has not been cleared by the NCAA either. QB Zike Pike got the boot this summer so they have lost 4 signees out of their class of only 22. Throw in another 8-10 that are in jail, court or otherwise left the team and the barns numbers are very low. They open with Clemson in Atlanta and then go to Miss State in week two. The wheels will come off if they lose both of those games and it might happen.

Gonna get much worse when they start the year 1-4.

I think they'll beat Clemson.  If not, I'm happy!

[pmull]

Look for more Toomer tree stories out of the barn in the near future. Things are not going real well for them right now. They can't name a QB. I can't believe they can not find someone off the sidewalks in auburn that can beat out Clint Mosley. Frazier is who will most likely start but he can't throw or read defenses. They have a real weakness at a critical position. They need a power running game to help the QB out but their RB are all about 200 lb or less. Their freshman big back got booted out of school due to a grade change by a HS counslor that has since been fired. They have a good freshman receiver in JaQuay Williams that can not get cleared to enter school by the NCAA. Another freshman TE Darrion Hutcherson has not been cleared by the NCAA either. QB Zike Pike got the boot this summer so they have lost 4 signees out of their class of only 22. Throw in another 8-10 that are in jail, court or otherwise left the team and the barns numbers are very low. They open with Clemson in Atlanta and then go to Miss State in week two. The wheels will come off if they lose both of those games and it might happen.

Gonna get much worse when they start the year 1-4.

I had to look at their schedule but you are right 1-4. They should beat La-Monroe in week 3 but they don't stand a chance against LSU and Arky in weeks 4 & 5.

[2Stater]

Look for more Toomer tree stories out of the barn in the near future. Things are not going real well for them right now. They can't name a QB. I can't believe they can not find someone off the sidewalks in auburn that can beat out Clint Mosley. Frazier is who will most likely start but he can't throw or read defenses. They have a real weakness at a critical position. They need a power running game to help the QB out but their RB are all about 200 lb or less. Their freshman big back got booted out of school due to a grade change by a HS counslor that has since been fired. They have a good freshman receiver in JaQuay Williams that can not get cleared to enter school by the NCAA. Another freshman TE Darrion Hutcherson has not been cleared by the NCAA either. QB Zike Pike got the boot this summer so they have lost 4 signees out of their class of only 22. Throw in another 8-10 that are in jail, court or otherwise left the team and the barns numbers are very low. They open with Clemson in Atlanta and then go to Miss State in week two. The wheels will come off if they lose both of those games and it might happen.

Nice summary, pmull, and there is more to come, I'm sure. I know Sheridan lost a ton of credibility, but why would he be so willing to subject himself to more humiliation about the "bag man" situation if there was truly nothing to it? I don't think he would. Grab the popcorn, this is gonna get good.

 

[Hannibal Lecter, MD]

The big question is if the barn can pull out the win versus ULM...I'm giving them the benefit of the doubt and predicting them to squeak out a nail biter like they did last year early again Utah State.

[2Stater]

The big question is if the barn can pull out the win versus ULM...I'm giving them the benefit of the doubt and predicting them to squeak out a nail biter like they did last year early again Utah State.

I think I'll take ULM and the points. I think I'll also take the Tumor's trees and the points.

[pmull]

It is going to be a long year for the barn "family".

It is August 22. Danny Sheridan said the bagman will be talking by the end of the month. It could be a real bad year for the barn if this story is true. Sheridan would be a fool to bring this back up if it does not happen.

[2Stater]

It is going to be a long year for the barn "family".

It is August 22. Danny Sheridan said the bagman will be talking by the end of the month. It could be a real bad year for the barn if this story is true. Sheridan would be a fool to bring this back up if it does not happen.

I just posted this a few minutes ago in response to your summary. I'm thinking of buying stock in "Orville Redenbacher".

Nice summary, pmull, and there is more to come, I'm sure. I know Sheridan lost a ton of credibility, but why would he be so willing to subject himself to more humiliation about the "bag man" situation if there was truly nothing to it? I don't think he would. Grab the popcorn, this is gonna get good.

[Chechem]

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