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« on: September 12, 2012, 06:09:10 AM »
Q: What does the average Arkansas student get on his SAT?

A: Drool.
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« Reply #1 on: September 12, 2012, 06:10:48 AM »
Q: What do an Arkansas divorce and a tornado have in common?


A: Somebody's fixin' to lose them a trailer.
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« Reply #2 on: September 12, 2012, 06:12:11 AM »
Quote from: Chechem on September 12, 2012, 06:10:48 AM
Q: What do an Arkansas divorce and a tornado have in common?


A: Somebody's fixin' to lose them a trailer.



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« Reply #3 on: September 12, 2012, 06:14:11 AM »
Q: What are the best four years of an Arkansas player's life?


A: Third grade
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« Reply #4 on: September 12, 2012, 06:17:59 AM »
An Arkansas alum died and left his entire estate in trust for his beloved widow.

But, she can't touch it till she's fourteen.
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« Reply #5 on: September 12, 2012, 06:21:35 AM »
Guest complaining to hotel desk clerk: "I've gotta leak in my sink".



Arkansas clerk: "Go ahead".
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« Reply #6 on: September 12, 2012, 06:31:42 AM »
Arky on phone: "Hurry, my house is on fire."



Fire Department: "Okay, how do we get there?"



Arky: "Don't you have those big red trucks?"
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« Reply #7 on: September 12, 2012, 06:34:19 AM »
Whats the difference between Petrino's Harley and a vacuum cleaner?



The location of the dirt bag.
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« Reply #8 on: September 12, 2012, 06:48:31 AM »
Arkansas State Trooper pulls over Michael Dyer and says "You got any I.D.?"
Dyer says "About what?"
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« Reply #9 on: September 12, 2012, 07:37:08 AM »
Two Arkansans are walking down different ends of a street toward each other, and one is carrying a sack. When they meet, one says, "Hey Tommy Ray, what'cha got in th' bag?"

"Jus' some chickens."

"If I guesses how many they are, can I have one?"
"Shoot, ya guesses right and I'll give you both of them."

He says "three?"
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« Reply #10 on: September 12, 2012, 07:39:35 AM »
Q. How can you tell if an Arkansas redneck is married?

A. There's dried tobacco juice on both sides of his pickup truck. '
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« Reply #11 on: September 12, 2012, 07:40:42 AM »
Q. What do they call reruns of "Hee Haw" in Arkansas?

A. Documentaries.
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« Reply #12 on: September 12, 2012, 07:43:49 AM »
A guy walked into a bar in Arkansas and orders a mudslide. The bartender looks at the man and says, "You ain't from 'round here are ya?"

"No", replies the man, "I'm from Pennsylvania".

The bartender looks at him and says, "Well, what do ya do in Pennsylvania?"

"I'm a taxidermist", said the man.

The bartender, looking very bewildered now, asks, "What in the world is a tax-e-derm-ist?"

The man says, "I mount animals".

The bartender stands back and hollers to the whole bar...."It's okay boys, he's one of us!"
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« Reply #14 on: September 15, 2012, 06:14:54 AM »
<a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pRxse_-llNI" target="_blank">http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pRxse_-llNI</a>
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