A Little Slow on the Forum Tonight

[2Stater]

grandmaw was in starbucks yesterday when she suddenly realized she desperately needed to fart.
The music was really, really loud, so she decided to time the farts with the beat of the song ,

After a couple of songs, she started to feel better.
she finished the coffee and noticed that everybody was staring at her ...
then she suddenly remembered that she was listening to her iPod.

 

[XBAMA]

I thought to myself just now ...

I'm watching Justin Beiber 

he is singing Christmas music

I HAVE to go to wal marks soon (LF's orders)

I've hit rock bottom 



 

[2Stater]

I thought to myself just now ...

I'm watching Justin Beiber 

he is singing Christmas music

I HAVE to go to wal marks soon (LF's orders)

I've hit rock bottom 



 

You need some purple drank to make you feel better. 

[BAMAWV]

I have a special "2Stater voice" that I sometimes use to read your posts aloud. The kids get a real kick out of them. They ask me to do it when they see me on this site, so I even copied and pasted a bunch of the best ones so I can rattle them off fast. I sometimes embellish your posts with extra "indeeds" and just recently "Buuuuddy".

 The FT. BAMAWV favorite: The "Jockstrap one" (but I've switched it around a little for comedic convenience).
Next is:
 [ Even funny with a fever. I lose my sense of humor when I'm sick.]

Also I'm working on a special genre of poop, crap, and fart jokes with you and MLB10. It ends up with the Miss St and barn fans (spouses) finally having enough of that... crap? It winds up with a ED comment by the MSU fan...hilarious... but I can't get past giving Starkville that easy of a slam dunk. 

[2Stater]

I have a special "2Stater voice" that I sometimes use to read your posts aloud. The kids get a real kick out of them. They ask me to do it when they see me on this site, so I even copied and pasted a bunch of the best ones so I can rattle them off fast. I sometimes embellish your posts with extra "indeeds" and just recently "Buuuuddy".

 The FT. BAMAWV favorite: The "Jockstrap one" (but I've switched it around a little for comedic convenience).
Next is:
 [ Even funny with a fever. I lose my sense of humor when I'm sick.]

Also I'm working on a special genre of poop, crap, and fart jokes with you and MLB10. It ends up with the Miss St and barn fans (spouses) finally having enough of that... crap? It winds up with a ED comment by the MSU fan...hilarious... but I can't get past giving Starkville that easy of a slam dunk.  

Glad I am a sophomoric humor inspiration. That is my specialty. (It's the only thing I appear good at). I am totally aware that this is good SAR on your part, but I truly admire good SAR, but when I am mentioned in the same sentence with poop, crap and fart humor along with my "jock strap in the dirt" reference, I feel honored. I know some part of you admires my sophomoric humor. Feel free to use any of my posts to enhance "humor education" with those that might appreciate it. Thank you, kind sir.   HTH.

[Coach Hank Crisp]

I agree it is a little slow tonight. I have been watching the bowl game. Pulling for Arizona St. The ESPN announcers have a love fest going with the BSU broncos. BSU will be history after this game because Moore is gone and they will finally have to play a descent schedule in their new conference they joined. Coach Richt needs his ass kicked for not showing up with a team that could have beaten BSU on Labor Day weekend at the Georgia Dome and losing! CDE has forgot how to coach. Wait he never knew how to coach.He walked into Miami Hurricanes in 1991 and won a NC because CJJ left him an unbelievable team. Just like the team Coach Larry Coker took over and won that NC for Miami!

I am just tried of hearing about the killer smurfs! Play somebody or just shutup!

[MLB10]

grandmaw was in starbucks yesterday when she suddenly realized she desperately needed to fart.
The music was really, really loud, so she decided to time the farts with the beat of the song ,

After a couple of songs, she started to feel better.
she finished the coffee and noticed that everybody was staring at her ...
then she suddenly remembered that she was listening to her iPod.

I LOL'ed until I got hiccups. DANGIT XBAMA!

[2Stater]

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[Hannibal Lecter, MD]

We had some "Hillbilly Bubble Bath" as a gift in our Dirty Santa game this year.  It was a bag of dried Great Northern beans with a set of instructions attached.  Something along the lines of cook and eat approximately one hour before bathing.

[2Stater]

We had some "Hillbilly Bubble Bath" as a gift in our Dirty Santa game this year.  It was a bag of dried Great Northern beans with a set of instructions attached.  Something along the lines of cook and eat approximately one hour before bathing.

 

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