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« on: October 29, 2018, 06:02:50 PM »

A Preacher goes to the dentist for a set of false teeth. The first Sunday
 after he gets his new teeth, he talks for only eight minutes. The second Sunday, he talks for only ten minutes. The following Sunday, he talks for 2 hours and 48 minutes. The congregation had to mob him to get him down from the pulpit and they asked him what happened. The Pastor explains the first Sunday his gums hurt so bad he couldn't talk for more than 8 minutes. The second Sunday his gums hurt too much to talk for more than 10 minutes. But, the third Sunday, he put his wife's teeth in by mistake and he couldn't shut up...





Sorry Brother Ricky, I saw that and just couldn't resist posting it for you.  Just promise you will tell Mrs. Dottie that it was Chech that posted it, aight?   Wink
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« Reply #1 on: October 29, 2018, 06:09:20 PM »

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« Reply #2 on: October 29, 2018, 06:14:30 PM »

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« Reply #3 on: October 29, 2018, 06:22:05 PM »

What a relief.  When I read your topic title I figured Preacher had gotten false teeth.   
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« Reply #4 on: October 30, 2018, 08:36:56 AM »

 Rolling on the floor lauging  Jumping Mrs Dottie died laughing when she read it. That was funny. Hey OT I can't afford false teeth and Jed Clampett is dead so I have nobody to whittle any for me.  Laughing, RTR!
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« Reply #5 on: October 30, 2018, 09:17:58 AM »

Rolling on the floor lauging  Jumping Mrs Dottie died laughing when she read it. That was funny. Hey OT I can't afford false teeth and Jed Clampett is dead so I have nobody to whittle any for me.  Laughing, RTR!

 Laughing  Good one, Preacher.  It's hard to keep up with your far-ranging wit.  Who else could get Jed Clampett and false teeth into one sentence?
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