It wouldn’t be very good manners for me to mention certain infamous Southern businessmen or politicians here, whether they are awaiting incarceration or parole. Nor would it be exactly polite seven full months before kickoff to bait the fans of a certain once-powerful SEC football team that has just polished off a historically disastrous losing season, after which their coach’s contract had to be bought out by the school for an equally historic $5 million, even though we all know who they are. So I’ll hold off. I want you to appreciate my excellent Southern manners in these instances.
The quandaries of Southern etiquette
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