Caption This!!!

[SUPERCOACH]

....and then the NCAA found out whut me 'N my daddy did and BLOOM!

I was trying work in a bloom!

[2Stater]

....and then the NCAA found out whut me 'N my daddy did and BLOOM!

I was trying work in a bloom!

It's definitely a fun word. The little kid has no idea what he started with that word. 

[SUPERCOACH]

Cam and Ingram on the Set:

Host:  "What is the most complicated play you ran at Auburn"

Cam:  "That would have to be when we went on two.  See, normally we go on one, and I have to say SET HUT.  But then when the coach says to go on two I have to say SET HUT HUT, and sometimes I forget how many times I already said HUT.  One time I said it 3 times, and by then the defense was already in the backfield.  I had to use my brains and legs to get out of the pocket in a hurry."

Mark:  "Really?   When you go on two?"

Cam:  "Fo real dawg.  Ya'll probably didn't have that play, it was all the way in the back of our play book.  Corch Malzahn is an offensive genius.  When he first told me about it I thought he was talking about going for two points after the touchdown play, but after about a week of practicing it over and over it started to click for me.  You might see it now that you are in the pros"

[SUPERCOACH]

Cam and Ingram on the Set:

Host:  "Mark, what was the best thing about going to school at the University of Alabama?"

Mark:  "That would have to be all of the history and tradition.  They won their first national championship at the Rose Bowl way back in the 1920's, and then we won ours in Pasadena in 2009, back where it all started.  And then to go on to become the first Heisman trophy winner at Alabama, that was truly a blessing."

Cam:  "Fo real?  You won the Heisman too?  I didn't even know that man."

Host:  "How about you Cam, what was your best memory from college?"

Cam:  "Oh, I didn't go at Alabama, I went to Auburn."

Host:  "Yes, what was your best memory from your days at Auburn?"

Cam:  "Definitely the prostitutes.  They would send one over to my room after every game we won."

Host:  "Prostitutes?  Really?"

Cam:  "Yeah, you're probably right.  The $180,000 was probably better.  I see where you are going now.  You can get a whole lotta hos with that much money."

[BAMAWV]

  I think we've found a fallback career for Supercorch if the computer thing doesn't catch on.

[2Stater]

I think we've found a fallback career for Supercorch if the computer thing doesn't catch on.

You got that right.   

[SUPERCOACH]

Cam and Ingram on the Set:

Host:  "Mark, what was the best thing about going to school at the University of Alabama?"

Mark:  "That would have to be all of the history and tradition.  They won their first national championship at the Rose Bowl way back in the 1920's, and then we won ours in Pasadena in 2009, back where it all started.  And then to go on to become the first Heisman trophy winner at Alabama, that was truly a blessing."

Cam:  "Fo real?  You won the Heisman too?  I didn't even know that man."

Host:  "How about you Cam, what was your best memory from college?"

Cam:  "Oh, I didn't go at Alabama, I went to Auburn."

Host:  "Yes, what was your best memory from your days at Auburn?"

Cam:  "Definitely the prostitutes.  They would send one over to my room after every game we won."

Host:  "Prostitutes?  Really?"

Cam:  "Yeah, you're probably right.  The $180,000 was probably better.  I see where you are going now.  You can get a whole lotta hos with that much money."

Host:  "$180,000!  WOW!  Well Cam, dosen't that really just make you a prostitute?"

Cam:  "NAW MAN!!!  It ain't even like that.  I didn't do nothing with Coach Chizik.  Besides man, you can get a ho for like 20 bucks or something.  Hey Mark, somebody been ripping this guy off (snickering)."

Host:  "No I meant they were paying you for your services."

Cam:  "Oh, well daddy said that I'm an azz for rent or something like that."

Host, Mark snickering.

Cam:  "No! No! No! Not that kind.  He said I was some kind of a rented mule or something like that.  He said Jesus rode an ass into Jerusalem and he was going to ride me into a new church."

[bamaphil]

Cam and Ingram on the Set:

Host:  "Mark, what was the best thing about going to school at the University of Alabama?"

Mark:  "That would have to be all of the history and tradition.  They won their first national championship at the Rose Bowl way back in the 1920's, and then we won ours in Pasadena in 2009, back where it all started.  And then to go on to become the first Heisman trophy winner at Alabama, that was truly a blessing."

Cam:  "Fo real?  You won the Heisman too?  I didn't even know that man."

Host:  "How about you Cam, what was your best memory from college?"

Cam:  "Oh, I didn't go at Alabama, I went to Auburn."

Host:  "Yes, what was your best memory from your days at Auburn?"

Cam:  "Definitely the prostitutes.  They would send one over to my room after every game we won."

Host:  "Prostitutes?  Really?"

Cam:  "Yeah, you're probably right.  The $180,000 was probably better.  I see where you are going now.  You can get a whole lotta hos with that much money."

Host:  "$180,000!  WOW!  Well Cam, dosen't that really just make you a prostitute?"

Cam:  "NAW MAN!!!  It ain't even like that.  I didn't do nothing with Coach Chizik.  Besides man, you can get a ho for like 20 bucks or something.  Hey Mark, somebody been ripping this guy off (snickering)."

Host:  "No I meant they were paying you for your services."

Cam:  "Oh, well daddy said that I'm an azz for rent or something like that."

Host, Mark snickering.

Cam:  "No! No! No! Not that kind.  He said I was some kind of a rented mule or something like that.  He said Jesus rode an ass into Jerusalem and he was going to ride me into a new church."

 

[BAMAWV]

                                "Spell Jerusalem"

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