SEC Media Days 2014: What They Meant To Say

[pmull]

 This is a Saturday Down South article. It is not the funniest thing I have every read but things are slow and we need something to help pass the time until fall practice starts.

Nick Saban, Head Coach, Alabama

“I’m trying to see if there is anything I can’t do at this point. That’s how Lane Kiffin happened. I was on a private space flight with Richard Branson, Gates and some oil guy from Kuwait, anyway, they dared me to hire Lane, just to see if anyone at Alabama would even bat an eye or tell me no. So I tried it and here he is. After he got here I’ve realized why he’s failed everywhere he’s gone. He’s a total clown. So yeah, looking back it wasn’t the smartest move. These are the consequences of unmitigated power.”

Mark Stoops, Head Coach, Kentucky

“Bob’s been insufferable. I mean, that game meant nothing to Alabama. They’re used to playing for national titles. But you can’t tell that to Bob. I’m like, dude, you lost to Mack Brown’s corpse. Baylor beat you by 30. Have some perspective. What a dick.”

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[2Stater]

I’m like, dude, you lost to Mack Brown’s corpse. Baylor beat you by 30. Have some perspective. What a dick.”

Bwaaaahaaaahaaaa!!!!!!!!!!! 

[XBAMA]

Nick Saban, Head Coach, Alabama

Coach Spurrier is just mad because he is washed up
can't keep riding those Gator coat tails forever huh ?

Steve , I've met some pricks in my time , but you sir ,
you are a cactus


 

[hscoach]

If you watched Saban speak, did anyone else hear what sounded like a guy snoring near the microphone?

[XBAMA]

If you watched Saban speak, did anyone else hear what sounded like a guy snoring near the microphone?

haven't heard of any deaths reported yet either ... 

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