Reasons why top players sign with Bama:

[td57]

It's not the barn.

and ....

2. your date doesn't moo
3. you'll never say the word "weagle"
4. won't ever be asked to throw toilet paper 

You could strat another thread with "your date doesn't moo". 


On the brighter side for barners though, afterwards, you can tip your date (in more ways than one) and if you stay over........fresh milk for breakfast!!!

[cbbama99]

It's not the barn.

and ....

2. your date doesn't moo
3. you'll never say the word "weagle"
4. won't ever be asked to throw toilet paper 

You could strat another thread with "your date doesn't moo". 


On the brighter side for barners though, afterwards, you can tip your date (in more ways than one) and if you stay over........fresh milk for breakfast!!!

Probably the way he gets the milk is something you would NEVER want to see ....

[MLB10]

To me I would one of the main reasons is to know you have been coached by the best coach in history possibly. RTR!

Yup...this is why I would want to go if I were not Alabama born...just to learn from the best.

[BAMAWV]

It's not the barn.

and ....

2. your date doesn't moo
3. you'll never say the word "weagle"
4. won't ever be asked to throw toilet paper 

 

...and your cheerleaders don't graze or stick to the ground doing splits.

I am sure the OP didn't foresee this filth. Especially telling in a house divided. Unbelievably classless attack which may be considered a form a verbal abuse under these circumstances. 

[2Stater]

It's not the barn.

and ....

2. your date doesn't moo
3. you'll never say the word "weagle"
4. won't ever be asked to throw toilet paper 

 

...and your cheerleaders don't graze or stick to the ground doing splits.

I am sure the OP didn't foresee this filth. Especially telling in a house divided. Unbelievably classless attack which may be considered a form a verbal abuse under these circumstances. 

Bad day at the office?

[BAMAWV]

It's not the barn.

and ....

2. your date doesn't moo
3. you'll never say the word "weagle"
4. won't ever be asked to throw toilet paper 

 

...and your cheerleaders don't graze or stick to the ground doing splits.

I am sure the OP didn't foresee this filth. Especially telling in a house divided. Unbelievably classless attack which may be considered a form a verbal abuse under these circumstances. 

Bad day at the office?

Scared of your own shadow?

[2Stater]

It's not the barn.

and ....

2. your date doesn't moo
3. you'll never say the word "weagle"
4. won't ever be asked to throw toilet paper 

 

...and your cheerleaders don't graze or stick to the ground doing splits.

I am sure the OP didn't foresee this filth. Especially telling in a house divided. Unbelievably classless attack which may be considered a form a verbal abuse under these circumstances. 

Bad day at the office?

Scared of your own shadow?

You picking a fight cranky pants? What gives, ingrown toenail?, enlarged prostate?, canker sores?, Walmart greeter?

[BAMAWV]

It's not the barn.

and ....

2. your date doesn't moo
3. you'll never say the word "weagle"
4. won't ever be asked to throw toilet paper 

 

...and your cheerleaders don't graze or stick to the ground doing splits.

I am sure the OP didn't foresee this filth. Especially telling in a house divided. Unbelievably classless attack which may be considered a form a verbal abuse under these circumstances. 

Bad day at the office?

Scared of your own shadow?

You picking a fight cranky pants? What gives, ingrown toenail?, enlarged prostate?, canker sores?, Walmart greeter?

Wow. What a bold move. Try to change the subject to me to draw attention from your pornographic attack on those that supposedly love you.

[2Stater]

It's not the barn.

and ....

2. your date doesn't moo
3. you'll never say the word "weagle"
4. won't ever be asked to throw toilet paper 

 

...and your cheerleaders don't graze or stick to the ground doing splits.

I am sure the OP didn't foresee this filth. Especially telling in a house divided. Unbelievably classless attack which may be considered a form a verbal abuse under these circumstances. 

Bad day at the office?

Scared of your own shadow?

You picking a fight cranky pants? What gives, ingrown toenail?, enlarged prostate?, canker sores?, Walmart greeter?

Wow. What a bold move. Try to change the subject to me to draw attention from your pornographic attack on those that supposedly love you.

Lol! My wife has been many things, but never an Auburn cheerleader.

[BAMAWV]

It's not the barn.

and ....

2. your date doesn't moo
3. you'll never say the word "weagle"
4. won't ever be asked to throw toilet paper 

 

...and your cheerleaders don't graze or stick to the ground doing splits.

I am sure the OP didn't foresee this filth. Especially telling in a house divided. Unbelievably classless attack which may be considered a form a verbal abuse under these circumstances. 

Bad day at the office?

Scared of your own shadow?

You picking a fight cranky pants? What gives, ingrown toenail?, enlarged prostate?, canker sores?, Walmart greeter?

Wow. What a bold move. Try to change the subject to me to draw attention from your pornographic attack on those that supposedly love you.

Lol! My wife has been many things, but never an Auburn cheerleader.

The cheerleader loophole? How pathetic. Did the way you feel about women come before, or after the ED problem you made public?

[SUPERCOACH]

This thread seems to be spiraling out of control.  Let's leave ed out of this, he is already long gone by now.

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