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[Chechem]

[2Stater]

I had to go to Home Depot yesterday to get a sillcock. They had it set up where you get in line and wait til they let you in. Only so many people per square foot are allowed in places of business here. Their Xs weren't 6 ft apart either. Maybe 4.

[Chechem]

I had to go to Home Depot yesterday to get a sillcock. They had it set up where you get in line and wait til they let you in. Only so many people per square foot are allowed in places of business here. Their Xs weren't 6 ft apart either. Maybe 4.

Yeah, the Home Depot tapemeasures aren't very accurate.   

[Chechem]

Creepy but funny.

[2Stater]

Creepy but funny.

 

[N.AL-Tider]

The Home Depot in Scottsboro is only allowing 5 customers in their store at a time.  FIVE!     IMO, that is being a bit, ok, a lot, too cautious.

[N.AL-Tider]

This probably belongs in the "Jokes" thread but since the topic is relevant I'm putting it here...

A suspected Covid-19 male patient is lying in bed in the hospital,

wearing an oxygen mask over his mouth and nose. A young student female

nurse appears and gives him a partial sponge bath.

"Nurse,"' he mumbles from behind the mask, "are my testicles black?"

Embarrassed, the young nurse replies, "I don't know, Sir. I'm only

here to wash your upper body and feet."

He struggles to ask again, "Nurse, please check for me. Are my testicles black?"

Concerned that he might elevate his blood pressure and heart rate from

worrying about his testicles, she overcomes her embarrassment and

pulls back the covers.

She raises his gown, holds his manhood in one hand and his testicles

gently in the other.

She looks very closely and says, "There's nothing wrong with them,

Sir. They look fine."

The man slowly pulls off his oxygen mask, smiles at her, and says very slowly,

"Thank you very much. That was wonderful. Now listen very,

very, closely:

"Are - my - test - results - back?"

[2Stater]

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[2Stater]

[N.AL-Tider]

You can't post images directly from your email.

[Hannibal Lecter, MD]

The Home Depot in Scottsboro is only allowing 5 customers in their store at a time.  FIVE!     IMO, that is being a bit, ok, a lot, too cautious.

The most surprising part of this story is that Scottsboro has a Home Depot.

[N.AL-Tider]

The Home Depot in Scottsboro is only allowing 5 customers in their store at a time.  FIVE!     IMO, that is being a bit, ok, a lot, too cautious.

The most surprising part of this story is that Scottsboro has a Home Depot.

Lol, Yeah, for a few years now.  They helped put Word Lumber Company, a very old, family owned company, out of business.  I believe they also contributed to Marvin's Building Materials going out of business in Scottsboro. Though Marvin's might have gone out before HD started in Scottsboro.

[Chechem]

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