How long would you go to prison for a million dollars?

[ssmith general]

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Dude got 1.4 for 18 years, no thanks.  I might do a month.

[BAMAWV]

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Dude got 1.4 for 18 years, no thanks.  I might do a month.

If this is taxable income we are now talking around 900k or 50k a year. Negotiating this number "after the fact" may be cheaper for the state than setting a price up front. Up front, I would want 3 times my annual income (gross), payable monthly to my family. I would also need the same health benefits and any other perks, provided to a state senator. Also a clause needs to read something to the affect of, "if I die, payment must be made in its entirety for time served and time remaining". This would be negotiable but I would start by asking a 30% differential increase for a Maximum Security facility, 15 % increase for a minimum security facility, and no increase for a federal "white collar" prison. Further, the state must wave any restrictions on cigar smoking or laptop/broadband.

[rueben]

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Dude got 1.4 for 18 years, no thanks.  I might do a month.

If this is taxable income we are now talking around 900k or 50k a year. Negotiating this number "after the fact" may be cheaper for the state than setting a price up front. Up front, I would want 3 times my annual income (gross), payable monthly to my family. I would also need the same health benefits and any other perks, provided to a state senator. Also a clause needs to read something to the affect of, "if I die, payment must be made in its entirety for time served and time remaining". This would be negotiable but I would start by asking a 30% differential increase for a Maximum Security facility, 15 % increase for a minimum security facility, and no increase for a federal "white collar" prison. Further, the state must wave any restrictions on cigar smoking or laptop/broadband.

da#@ bruh, you've really thought this out huh?

[cbbama99]

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Dude got 1.4 for 18 years, no thanks.  I might do a month.

If this is taxable income we are now talking around 900k or 50k a year. Negotiating this number "after the fact" may be cheaper for the state than setting a price up front. Up front, I would want 3 times my annual income (gross), payable monthly to my family. I would also need the same health benefits and any other perks, provided to a state senator. Also a clause needs to read something to the affect of, "if I die, payment must be made in its entirety for time served and time remaining". This would be negotiable but I would start by asking a 30% differential increase for a Maximum Security facility, 15 % increase for a minimum security facility, and no increase for a federal "white collar" prison. Further, the state must wave any restrictions on cigar smoking or laptop/broadband.

da#@ bruh, you've really thought this out huh?

Evidently WV is prepared for when those documents about him are finally unsealed.

[Marshal Dillon]

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Dude got 1.4 for 18 years, no thanks.  I might do a month.

Not if you had to go to maximum security. 

[BAMAWV]

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Dude got 1.4 for 18 years, no thanks.  I might do a month.

If this is taxable income we are now talking around 900k or 50k a year. Negotiating this number "after the fact" may be cheaper for the state than setting a price up front. Up front, I would want 3 times my annual income (gross), payable monthly to my family. I would also need the same health benefits and any other perks, provided to a state senator. Also a clause needs to read something to the affect of, "if I die, payment must be made in its entirety for time served and time remaining". This would be negotiable but I would start by asking a 30% differential increase for a Maximum Security facility, 15 % increase for a minimum security facility, and no increase for a federal "white collar" prison. Further, the state must wave any restrictions on cigar smoking or laptop/broadband.

da#@ bruh, you've really thought this out huh?

Evidently WV is prepared for when those documents about him are finally unsealed.

Plus the right to produce a reality show:

1 Beech all you want now, honey.
2 BAMAWV Finally Gets A Paid Vacation
3 No Treating Me Like your Beech During The Bama Game
4 If I Escape Do I Still Get Paid?
5 CRS Gets a Pen Pal
6 Coolhand BAMAWV

[2Stater]

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Dude got 1.4 for 18 years, no thanks.  I might do a month.

If this is taxable income we are now talking around 900k or 50k a year. Negotiating this number "after the fact" may be cheaper for the state than setting a price up front. Up front, I would want 3 times my annual income (gross), payable monthly to my family. I would also need the same health benefits and any other perks, provided to a state senator. Also a clause needs to read something to the affect of, "if I die, payment must be made in its entirety for time served and time remaining". This would be negotiable but I would start by asking a 30% differential increase for a Maximum Security facility, 15 % increase for a minimum security facility, and no increase for a federal "white collar" prison. Further, the state must wave any restrictions on cigar smoking or laptop/broadband.

da#@ bruh, you've really thought this out huh?

Evidently WV is prepared for when those documents about him are finally unsealed.

Plus the right to produce a reality show:

1 Beech all you want now, honey.
2 BAMAWV Finally Gets A Paid Vacation
3 No Treating Me Like your Beech During The Bama Game
4 If I Escape Do I Still Get Paid?
5 CRS Gets a Pen Pal
6 Coolhand BAMAWV

 

[pmull]

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Dude got 1.4 for 18 years, no thanks.  I might do a month.

If this is taxable income we are now talking around 900k or 50k a year. Negotiating this number "after the fact" may be cheaper for the state than setting a price up front. Up front, I would want 3 times my annual income (gross), payable monthly to my family. I would also need the same health benefits and any other perks, provided to a state senator. Also a clause needs to read something to the affect of, "if I die, payment must be made in its entirety for time served and time remaining". This would be negotiable but I would start by asking a 30% differential increase for a Maximum Security facility, 15 % increase for a minimum security facility, and no increase for a federal "white collar" prison. Further, the state must wave any restrictions on cigar smoking or laptop/broadband.

da#@ bruh, you've really thought this out huh?

Evidently WV is prepared for when those documents about him are finally unsealed.

Plus the right to produce a reality show:

1 Beech all you want now, honey.
2 BAMAWV Finally Gets A Paid Vacation
3 No Treating Me Like your Beech During The Bama Game
4 If I Escape Do I Still Get Paid?
5 CRS Gets a Pen Pal
6 Coolhand BAMAWV

Shawshank Redemption II (Starring BAMAWV)

[rueben]

Otis-WV


 

[BAMAWV]

Otis-WV


 

Aunt Bee's fried chicken for supper each night.

[Crimson Phoenix]

Oh....is that what happened to SUPERCOACH!

I have been missing him.

[BAMAWV]

Oh....is that what happened to SUPERCOACH!

I have been missing him.

SC has been busy working on his google+ homepage.

[Kupkake]

Thanks, I think I'm fine right here!

[bamalum67]

A guy around here in SC tricked the dept of AG out of about 5 mil for farming subsidies, etc. got convicted, sent to a tennis court prison for 4 yrs, got out, still had the money.

My childhood friend, Larry, did 3 tours in Nam, retired as SGt Major of the 82nd AB, and had collected a LOT of weapons (legal and not so legal), wife got to jumping fence wanted divorce, called ATF on him, he went to a min security prison for 3 yrs, and told me it was the best thing ever happened to him...he quit drinking and smoking, lost 50 lbs and a b*tch of an ex wife, and saved a bunch of money while incarcerated..got out bought a chert pit, and made millions selling fill dirt to the state of ALA.

SO my answer is, I'd do 3 aybe if it was in a min sec place..and not with Big Bubba as my roomie.

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