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« on: August 09, 2011, 03:32:10 PM »
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I hate when that happens!

 Joshua Seto, 27, and his fiancée, Cara Christopher, walked over to a Fry's Food Store for refreshments, he tried securing her pink handgun in the front waistband of his pants.

The gun fired, striking Seto's penis and continuing through his left thigh. The bleeding started immediately and was heavy, according to police dispatch recordings released Sunday.

One operator told Christopher to apply direct pressure to the wound with a dry towel or T-shirt, but to avoid looking at the wound.

"I did look at it," Christopher said. "It's pretty bad."

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« Reply #1 on: August 09, 2011, 04:33:52 PM »
Now there's a 911 call you never want to have to make. "Arrgghh, I shot my pee pee off!"
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« Reply #2 on: August 09, 2011, 04:43:23 PM »
I bet that was painful. I guess the girlfriend thought, there goes the action  I was going to get.
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« Reply #3 on: August 09, 2011, 05:32:00 PM »
You'll have days like this.
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« Reply #4 on: August 09, 2011, 07:11:51 PM »
 Carrying a pink gun = no penis...
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« Reply #5 on: August 09, 2011, 08:29:41 PM »
He was an idiot for carrying it. Why didn't she put it in her undies? Oh wait maybe she wasn't wearing any.
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« Reply #6 on: August 09, 2011, 08:35:19 PM »
Quote from: rueben on August 09, 2011, 07:11:51 PM
Carrying a pink gun = no penis...
You have to be the President of ALL the people,--even the pink gun, no penis crowd.
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« Reply #7 on: August 09, 2011, 10:35:31 PM »
Quote from: BAMAWV on August 09, 2011, 08:35:19 PM
Quote from: rueben on August 09, 2011, 07:11:51 PM
Carrying a pink gun = no penis...
You have to be the President of ALL the people,--even the pink gun, no penis crowd.

I think the guy that shot himself is still in the hospital. I know I would be.

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« Reply #8 on: August 10, 2011, 10:53:55 AM »
Just glad I have NEVER ever had to answer a call like that! Do you feel lucky punk Houston, we have a problem and Lord willing I won't
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« Reply #9 on: August 10, 2011, 11:13:13 AM »
I have been in thought, and I come up with one Word: STUPID! RTR!
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« Reply #10 on: August 10, 2011, 11:26:10 AM »
Quote from: ricky023 on August 10, 2011, 11:13:13 AM
I have been in thought, and I come up with one Word: STUPID! RTR!
Don't be so hard on yourself. RTR
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« Reply #11 on: August 10, 2011, 11:28:17 AM »
Quote from: BAMAWV on August 10, 2011, 11:26:10 AM
Quote from: ricky023 on August 10, 2011, 11:13:13 AM
I have been in thought, and I come up with one Word: STUPID! RTR!
Don't be so hard on yourself. RTR

LOL, never am WV. Just can't figure some people. RTR!
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« Reply #12 on: August 10, 2011, 08:58:09 PM »
Quote from: BAMAWV on August 09, 2011, 08:35:19 PM
Quote from: rueben on August 09, 2011, 07:11:51 PM
Carrying a pink gun = no penis...
You have to be the President of ALL the people,--even the pink gun, no penis crowd.

OH I realize that. I actually like thiese people. As of right now, ( pre-presidency) they are job security for me and my co-workers. Long as people pull stupid stuff like this,  I have a job as a medic. 
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« Reply #13 on: August 10, 2011, 09:04:11 PM »
Quote from: rueben on August 10, 2011, 08:58:09 PM
Quote from: BAMAWV on August 09, 2011, 08:35:19 PM
Quote from: rueben on August 09, 2011, 07:11:51 PM
Carrying a pink gun = no penis...
You have to be the President of ALL the people,--even the pink gun, no penis crowd.

OH I realize that. I actually like thiese people. As of right now, ( pre-presidency) they are job security for me and my co-workers. Long as people pull stupid stuff like this,  I have a job as a medic.  
You need a button on your "SIG" line that plays Hail to the Chief that we can listen to while we read your posts. JMHO/RTR  (Marine Corp Band)
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« Reply #14 on: August 10, 2011, 09:10:57 PM »
Quote from: BAMAWV on August 10, 2011, 09:04:11 PM
Quote from: rueben on August 10, 2011, 08:58:09 PM
Quote from: BAMAWV on August 09, 2011, 08:35:19 PM
Quote from: rueben on August 09, 2011, 07:11:51 PM
Carrying a pink gun = no penis...
You have to be the President of ALL the people,--even the pink gun, no penis crowd.

OH I realize that. I actually like thiese people. As of right now, ( pre-presidency) they are job security for me and my co-workers. Long as people pull stupid stuff like this,  I have a job as a medic.  
You need a button on your "SIG" line that plays Hail to the Chief that we can listen to while we read your posts. JMHO/RTR  (Marine Corp Band)

Lulz, I'll have to work on that when things slow down a lil'. ( Read my SWAT MEDIC DAY 1 Post.)
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