Meltdown

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USCe

Dylan couldn't hit sand if he fell off a camel.

I'm gonna go get in bed and let my girlfriend hold me while I curl up in a ball in her arms and suck my thumb until I fall asleep

this game is boring as f*** time for BACTERIAL POWER RANKINGS
Streptococcal pharyngitis
Clostridium botulinum
E. coli
Lactic acid bacteria
Yersinia pestis

MEEECHIGAN

Attention shoppers, there's a cripple fight in the parking lot

Hi, my name is Kevin, and I've been watching bad football for about eight years...I didn't even realize I had a problem until just recently! I kept thinking things would get better, but...

"Hoke is the heartbeat of the team." He must be due for a quadruple bypass.

We've reached the point where continuing to call this a clown show would just be insulting to clowns.

 

[Marshal Dillon]

So. Carolina

Senility is upon us

It's on the fans really, for tolerating football from washed up old coaches that cannot be fired because they won MNC's at other schools. Not ours!!!

So, where can I buy my tickets to the Independence Bowl?

Michigan

SUGGESTED HALFTIME ADJUSTMENTS:

1) Offer Minnesota a friendly quit and watch FSU/NCST
2) Clone De'Veon Smith
3) Tie all the coaches to a pole and see if the team does better with no coaches
4) Just Fire Hoke and Brandon and get it over with

YOU PUT A MAYBE CONCUSSED AND CLEARLY HURT MORRIS IN FOR 1 PLAY TO HAND THE BALL OFF.
GET. OFF. OF. MY. TEAMS. COACHING. STAFF.

Sparty is going to lay a beating on us like we have never seen before. I will not be near the tv or computer or cellphone that entire day. I may find a dark room and sit in the corner until Sunday.

Brady clapping and giving life lessons after the pick six instead of getting fired up for once...Just resign already... Or better yet, fire yourself.

 

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