Democrat? Republican? or Southerner?

[N.AL-Tider]

Not really a political thread, more just a joke.  Hope it goes over as intended...



Are you a Democrat, a Republican, or a Southerner?   

Here  is a little test that will help you decide.

The answer can  be found by posing the following question: 
You're walking down a deserted street with your wife and two small children.

Suddenly, a Terrorist with a huge knife comes around the corner,  locks eyes with you, screams obscenities,  raises the knife, and charges at you...

You are carrying  a Kimber 1911 cal. 45 ACP, and you are an expert shot.  You have mere seconds before he reaches you and your  family.
What do you do?   



THINK  CAREFULLY AND THEN SCROLL  DOWN:
Which of the following most closely matches your answer?



Democrat's Answer:
•   Well, that's not enough information to answer the question!
•   What is a Kimber 1911 cal. 45 ACP?
•   Does the man look poor or oppressed?
•   Is he really a terrorist? Am I guilty of profiling?
•   Have I ever done anything to him that would inspire him to attack?
•   Could we run away?
•   What does my wife think?
•   What about the kids?
•   Could I possibly swing the gun like a club and knock the knife out of his hand?
•   What does the law say about this situation?
•   Does the pistol have appropriate safety built into it?
•   Why am I carrying a loaded gun anyway, and what kind of message does this send to society and to my children?
•   Is it possible he'd be happy with just killing me?
•   Does he definitely want to kill me, or would  he be content just to wound me?
•   If I were to grab his knees and hold on, could my family get away while he was stabbing  me?
•   Should I call 9-1-1?
•   Why is this street so deserted?
•   We need to raise taxes, have paint & weed day.
•   Can we make this a happier, healthier street that would discourage such behavior?
•   I  need to debate this with some friends for a few days and try to come to a consensus.
•   This is all so confusing!

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Republican's Answer:
BANG!


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Southerner's  Answer: 

BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG!  BANG!

BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG!

Click..... (Sounds of reloading)

BANG!  BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG!

BANG!

BANG!

BANG!

Click

Daughter: "Nice grouping, Daddy! "Were those the Winchester Silver Tips or Hollow Points?"

Son: "Can I shoot the next one?!"

Wife: "You ain't taking that to the Taxidermist!"

[bama57]

Kimbers always go up in value. Especially the older ones.  I think that is the one I got my son when he graduated from high school. We bought it used, but, you can't hurt a Kimber. It looked  brand new, and my son has since bought 2 others. Great gun!

[ricky023]

I was actually a Southerner. Man first thing to come into my mind. lol, BUT then I would pray for him. RTR!

[2Stater]

Kimbers always go up in value. Especially the older ones.  I think that is the one I got my son when he graduated from high school. We bought it used, but, you can't hurt a Kimber. It looked  brand new, and my son has since bought 2 others. Great gun!

So.....you're a Southerner then? 

[bama57]

Kimbers always go up in value. Especially the older ones.  I think that is the one I got my son when he graduated from high school. We bought it used, but, you can't hurt a Kimber. It looked  brand new, and my son has since bought 2 others. Great gun!

So.....you're a Southerner then? 

Yeah, we have talked about situations like this and we both think that you keep shooting until you change clips or the suspect stops moving. Especially if there is a threat to your loved ones.

[2Stater]

Kimbers always go up in value. Especially the older ones.  I think that is the one I got my son when he graduated from high school. We bought it used, but, you can't hurt a Kimber. It looked  brand new, and my son has since bought 2 others. Great gun!

So.....you're a Southerner then? 

Yeah, we have talked about situations like this and we both think that you keep shooting until you change clips or the suspect stops moving. Especially if there is a threat to your loved ones.

 

[Leewillie]

I'm a southerner but my Kimber 1911 only has a magazine capacity of 8 rounds.

[ricky023]

Well I got a single barrel 12 Gauge and #6 shot. Good for rabbit or birds. RTR!

[cbbama99]

Kimbers always go up in value. Especially the older ones.  I think that is the one I got my son when he graduated from high school. We bought it used, but, you can't hurt a Kimber. It looked  brand new, and my son has since bought 2 others. Great gun!

So.....you're a Southerner then? 

Yeah, we have talked about situations like this and we both think that you keep shooting until you change clips or the suspect stops moving. Especially if there is a threat to your loved ones.

To borrow from CPB and MD, BINGO!!

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