NYC Police Investigating Allegation Against Winston

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CRS Friends,

   I am glad that many of you enjoyed the satire. I want to make it clear that my intention is never to trick anybody or make anyone feel foolish. I mean these things to cause amusement. The measure of a good piece is whether you can make people believe the story is real when they begin but figure out that it is not by the time they finish. It's not easy.

   My ultimate goal is for one of these things to get picked up by another board. I feel bad about fooling you guys but that love does not extend beyond our little CRS family. So, the next time I write one of these, I will send out advanced notice. When I write the story your job will be to post replies that indicate full buy in, and report that you have heard independent confirmation of the rumor, etc. Then we will sit back and see what kind of mischief we have caused.

RTR,

ATU

[Marshal Dillon]

CRS Friends,

   I am glad that many of you enjoyed the satire. I want to make it clear that my intention is never to trick anybody or make anyone feel foolish. I mean these things to cause amusement. The measure of a good piece is whether you can make people believe the story is real when they begin but figure out that it is not by the time they finish. It's not easy.

   My ultimate goal is for one of these things to get picked up by another board. I feel bad about fooling you guys but that love does not extend beyond our little CRS family. So, the next time I write one of these, I will send out advanced notice. When I write the story your job will be to post replies that indicate full buy in, and report that you have heard independent confirmation of the rumor, etc. Then we will sit back and see what kind of mischief we have caused.

RTR,

ATU

Do not send out advanced notice! Part of the fun is seeing who falls for the joke. If you read closely, normally you won't be fooled.

 

[ricky023]

CRS Friends,

   I am glad that many of you enjoyed the satire. I want to make it clear that my intention is never to trick anybody or make anyone feel foolish. I mean these things to cause amusement. The measure of a good piece is whether you can make people believe the story is real when they begin but figure out that it is not by the time they finish. It's not easy.

   My ultimate goal is for one of these things to get picked up by another board. I feel bad about fooling you guys but that love does not extend beyond our little CRS family. So, the next time I write one of these, I will send out advanced notice. When I write the story your job will be to post replies that indicate full buy in, and report that you have heard independent confirmation of the rumor, etc. Then we will sit back and see what kind of mischief we have caused.

RTR,

ATU

Do not send out advanced notice! Part of the fun is seeing who falls for the joke. If you read closely, normally you won't be fooled.

 

I testify. When you guys post stuff with all the knowledge you have College football world, I immediately think it is true. So just laugh with me and I will probably be the first to grab hold. RTR!

[N.AL-Tider]

CRS Friends,

   I am glad that many of you enjoyed the satire. I want to make it clear that my intention is never to trick anybody or make anyone feel foolish. I mean these things to cause amusement. The measure of a good piece is whether you can make people believe the story is real when they begin but figure out that it is not by the time they finish. It's not easy.

   My ultimate goal is for one of these things to get picked up by another board. I feel bad about fooling you guys but that love does not extend beyond our little CRS family. So, the next time I write one of these, I will send out advanced notice. When I write the story your job will be to post replies that indicate full buy in, and report that you have heard independent confirmation of the rumor, etc. Then we will sit back and see what kind of mischief we have caused.

RTR,

ATU

No warnings, please.  That was absolutely great and like MD said, it is fun watching who takes the bait.  Speaking of which, I "re-posted" it on a private Gators message board and gues what happened.  Yep!  Hook, Line, and Sinker!

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CRS Friends,

   I am glad that many of you enjoyed the satire. I want to make it clear that my intention is never to trick anybody or make anyone feel foolish. I mean these things to cause amusement. The measure of a good piece is whether you can make people believe the story is real when they begin but figure out that it is not by the time they finish. It's not easy.

   My ultimate goal is for one of these things to get picked up by another board. I feel bad about fooling you guys but that love does not extend beyond our little CRS family. So, the next time I write one of these, I will send out advanced notice. When I write the story your job will be to post replies that indicate full buy in, and report that you have heard independent confirmation of the rumor, etc. Then we will sit back and see what kind of mischief we have caused.

RTR,

ATU

No warnings, please.  That was absolutely great and like MD said, it is fun watching who takes the bait.  Speaking of which, I "re-posted" it on a private Gators message board and gues what happened.  Yep!  Hook, Line, and Sinker!

Way to go NAL!!!

[cbbama99]

CRS Friends,

   I am glad that many of you enjoyed the satire. I want to make it clear that my intention is never to trick anybody or make anyone feel foolish. I mean these things to cause amusement. The measure of a good piece is whether you can make people believe the story is real when they begin but figure out that it is not by the time they finish. It's not easy.

   My ultimate goal is for one of these things to get picked up by another board. I feel bad about fooling you guys but that love does not extend beyond our little CRS family. So, the next time I write one of these, I will send out advanced notice. When I write the story your job will be to post replies that indicate full buy in, and report that you have heard independent confirmation of the rumor, etc. Then we will sit back and see what kind of mischief we have caused.

RTR,

ATU

No need to explain! You even had me going for a minute there. When I read it again more carefully, I ROFL'd. 

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