Crimson Red Sports

You think last week was bad? Check this out from ITAT:

"We are 5 plays away from being undefeated:

1) LSU 4th and 7 with 2 minutes to go. We stop them there and we win the game.

2) and 3) MSU Whitlow fumble and Stidham's overthrow of Slayton on the beautiful flea-flicker call

4) and 5) UT Stidham fumble and Slayton's drop with 8 minutes to go

Change those 5 plays and we're undefeated."

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More good stuff:

"Gus has a .500 record against Power 5 schools and is about .600 in SEC games. I was against his hire and was da#@ sure against a 7 year contract. He was going to be fired last year with minimal cost... and then we FINALLY beat UGA and UAT (without a miracle catch and once-in-a-lifetime kick return) and our new Pilot/President has a massive orgasm and gives him this ludicrous contract extension. Where were the business minded people in this equation? We had a trained botanist making this decision. While those two wins last year against UGA and UAT were fun at the time, they are going to haunt us for several years. We are stuck and I am mad as hell about it! We will win a big game every now and then, but we are destined to muddle around in mediocrity for the next several years."

"49.
Million.
Dollars."

"“Weatherman Gus” - where 50/50 is enough to keep your job."

I will end on this one. Wow.

"To my one true love other than my wife,

Dear Auburn,
I am writing you this under extreme emotional breakdown. I have loved you tirelessly since I first saw you. That's what makes this so sad. You have brought so much joy to my life. We have definitely had our share of fights.... Who doesn't... But we always make up. This past 3 months have been extremely stressful on me and our relationship. Looking back I saw all the signs...I should've seen the change in you sooner. I know I'm no angel in this... And I have changed. We all do. Maybe my expectations for you were just to high. Maybe I tried to change you in to what I wanted you to be. I know I have faults in this too. I just feel that we aren't on the same page anymore. I just feel like you take her for granted because you know I'm always going to be there and say "it's ok it will get better" and in the past you have done that... But lately I say that but things continue to get worse. You tell me you know what you need to fix and you continue to let me down. You tell me your taking accountability but you continue in your stubborn ways. I'm just to the point where I think we should take a step back. I still love you and if course I love the kids..... Please tell them this isn't their fault.... And I'm not bad at them. But right now I have to do something that is best for me. I have to get healthy and you need to get help. I will still show up on weekends to see the kids...I just need more out of you. And until you can show me you are capable of change I think there are changes in this relationship that he's to be made. I think I need time to myself... During the week I don't think we should see each other. I'll still visit in the weekends and check on the kids via Social media... But that will be it for now. I need you to learn who you can count on and who you can't. I need you to quit the bad habits. I need you to make some changes in your life. There are some people you have surrounded yourself that are bad for you. You need to get with the right crowd. So with that said, I married you and we will work this out but you have to change. I just can't take the abuse and the constant disappointment right now. I'll always Love you. These are just things that needed to be said."

 :lol: And if my aunt had nards, she'd be my uncle.

I found this gem on the barn board. One nut was going on and on about the refs. One sane barner responded:

There's a reason they were shunned and ended up in Lee County.

 :-*

Sounds like there is a Micheal in auburn that can't be stopped. RTR!

just saw a sign with Gus on it

it said ...

"FOR SALE ... TAKE OVER PAYMENTS"

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How great is it that this year, we have such a great team and Auburn is a dumpster fire? Oh wait, that's right, that's pretty much every year.  :lol3:

(https://i.imgur.com/9YmTZ2o.jpg)

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Saw my Boog friend at the gym today. 
Recall, he's the one who asked last week if I thought the Boogs would make the playoffs if they won out.

Today he was like, "I'm trying to decide which way to go with this."

I think he meant, "I don't want to talk.  Can't decide whether to blame the coaches, the team, the REC, the refs, or myself for being such a dumbasss to follow these idiots."
 :lol2:

One thing for sure all the members from our church only want to talk about the Bible now. They don't care to discuss auburn. RTR!

Another answered prayer if there ever was one...

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