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Title: Somebody threw a hot dog at Tiger Woods during a tournament Post by: lousang124 on October 09, 2011, 09:42:09 PM "Some guy just came running on the green, and he had a hot dog, and evidently ... I don't know how he tried to throw it, but I was kind of focusing on my putt when he started yelling," said Woods, who's shrugged off far worse invasions of his personal space than this. "Next thing I know, he laid on the ground, and looked like he wanted to be arrested because he ... put his hands behind his back and turned his head."
Read that again: somebody tossed a hot dog, bun and all, at Tiger Woods. No, we don't know what to make of it either. Somebody threw a hot dog at Tiger Woods during a tournament (http://sports.yahoo.com/golf/blog/golf_experts/post/Somebody-threw-a-hot-dog-at-Tiger-Woods-during-a?urn=golf-wp6249) While Woods wouldn't be a winner on this day, he still managed a decent round of 68 with occasional red-hot stretches. His drives had plenty of mustard on them, but all too often he wasn't even in the same ballpark as the fairway, making it exceedingly difficult for Woods to catch up with the leaders. Still, he clearly relished being out on the course again for the first time since the PGA Championship, where he had an embarrassing missed cut in one of his worst outings as a pro. His week was far more kosher this time around; he finished tied for 30th, which, to be frank, is a lot better than we would have expected given his long layoff from golf. And the packs of fans' reception for Woods was anything but chilly; Woods' appearance reportedly tripled ticket sales for the Frys, as many fans never saw such a star make an appearance at the Fall Series event. Here's another one for the "what will happen toTiger Woods (http://sports.yahoo.com/pga/players/147/) next?" file: on Sunday at the Frys.com Open, a fan ran toward the seventh green at CordeValle in San Martin, Calif., screamed out "Tiger!" and threw a hot dog at Tiger Woods. The meat-slinger knew he was in for it; as soon as he threw his meal (which, according to the AP (http://sports.yahoo.com/golf/pga/news?slug=ap-fryscomopen-woods), came apart in mid-flight, the bun barely reaching the green and the hot dog flopping to a stop on the dance floor) he dropped to the ground and lay in the classic "Cops" waiting-to-be-arrested pose, without the meaningless protests of innocence. Woods was never in any danger of being hit by meat or meat by-products, and after his round was over could smile about the incident. Woods will now play several exhibition rounds in Asia and Australia teeing off in November as part of the United States delegation for the Presidents Cup, where we presume he won't be — wait for it — hot-dogging it. (Sorry. So sorry.) The 31-year-old dog-tosser, whose name was not disclosed, was arrested for disturbing the peace, a misdemeanor. "He was very cooperative," Sgt. Jose Cardoza told the AP. "They said, 'Why did you do this?' He just shook his head in guilt or remorse. He didn't give a reason why he did it." Title: Re: Somebody threw a hot dog at Tiger Woods during a tournament Post by: XBAMA on October 09, 2011, 10:21:40 PM this just in ... police release a picture of the accused attacker ...
(http://img1.UploadScreenshot.com/images/main/10/28123211977.png) (http://www.UploadScreenshot.com/image/492534/5892418) Title: Re: Somebody threw a hot dog at Tiger Woods during a tournament Post by: bamalum67 on October 10, 2011, 05:00:54 AM Again, alcohol and stupidity don't mix.
Title: Re: Somebody threw a hot dog at Tiger Woods during a tournament Post by: Old Tider on October 10, 2011, 08:09:49 AM Hope it wasn't a foot-long.
(http://image.shutterstock.com/display_pic_with_logo/224638/224638,1296636307,2/stock-photo-extra-large-foot-long-hot-dog-and-mustard-in-bun-isolated-70300963.jpg) Title: Re: Somebody threw a hot dog at Tiger Woods during a tournament Post by: 2Stater on October 10, 2011, 08:12:25 AM I heard the gallery went crazy.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wePMYM4av6Q Title: Re: Somebody threw a hot dog at Tiger Woods during a tournament Post by: Chechem on October 10, 2011, 08:53:09 AM ... and John Daly ate it. Title: Re: Somebody threw a hot dog at Tiger Woods during a tournament Post by: SUPERCOACH on October 10, 2011, 08:59:59 AM Title: Re: Somebody threw a hot dog at Tiger Woods during a tournament Post by: Hannibal Lecter, MD on October 10, 2011, 09:46:39 AM Trying to show him he's not the only one that can throw his wiener around?
Title: Re: Somebody threw a hot dog at Tiger Woods during a tournament Post by: SUPERCOACH on October 10, 2011, 10:00:33 AM Trying to show him he's not the only one that can throw his wiener around? :lol: Title: Re: Somebody threw a hot dog at Tiger Woods during a tournament Post by: carl childers on October 10, 2011, 10:01:37 AM Trying to show him he's not the only one that can throw his wiener around? Line of the day! #+Title: Re: Somebody threw a hot dog at Tiger Woods during a tournament Post by: 2Stater on October 10, 2011, 10:03:10 AM Trying to show him he's not the only one that can throw his wiener around? Line of the day! #+AGREE!!! #+ :lol: Title: Re: Somebody threw a hot dog at Tiger Woods during a tournament Post by: cbbama99 on October 10, 2011, 03:17:16 PM Dr. Lecter with the quote of the day!! #+ #+
Though this line was great: Quote The meat-slinger knew he was in for it; as soon as he threw his meal (which, according to the AP, came apart in mid-flight, the bun barely reaching the green and the hot dog flopping to a stop on the dance floor) he dropped to the ground and lay in the classic "Cops" waiting-to-be-arrested pose, without the meaningless protests of innocence. :lol:Title: Re: Somebody threw a hot dog at Tiger Woods during a tournament Post by: rueben on October 10, 2011, 04:15:15 PM I was just glad to see no LSU "short people" were hurt in this incident. A golf tournament is no place for midget tossing, no matter what fan base they support!!!
Title: Re: Somebody threw a hot dog at Tiger Woods during a tournament Post by: XBAMA on October 10, 2011, 06:02:43 PM I've seen the attacker in the picture
just can't put my finger on it ;D Title: Re: Somebody threw a hot dog at Tiger Woods during a tournament Post by: rueben on October 10, 2011, 06:19:36 PM I was just glad to see no LSU "short people" were hurt in this incident. A golf tournament is no place for midget tossing, no matter what fan base they support!!! Sorry, I thought it was a corn dog, not a hot dog, that wad thrown at Tiger. mah bad... Title: Re: Somebody threw a hot dog at Tiger Woods during a tournament Post by: Hannibal Lecter, MD on October 11, 2011, 08:11:12 AM I've seen the attacker in the picture just can't put my finger on it ;D I just realized who's in that picture you posted! Title: Re: Somebody threw a hot dog at Tiger Woods during a tournament Post by: XBAMA on October 11, 2011, 07:54:38 PM I just realized who's in that picture you posted! good eye Doc ... wondered how long before someone figured it out #+ with the way he LOVED Tiger I figured it was him that launched the wiener in Woods direction ... :lol: Title: Re: Somebody threw a hot dog at Tiger Woods during a tournament Post by: Coach Hank Crisp on October 11, 2011, 08:00:49 PM I just realized who's in that picture you posted! good eye Doc ... wondered how long before someone figured it out #+ with the way he LOVED Tiger I figured it was him that launched the wiener in Woods direction ... :lol: I don't know who is in the picture, but it looks like Buffalo's Phils pacle. Title: Re: Somebody threw a hot dog at Tiger Woods during a tournament Post by: 2Stater on October 11, 2011, 08:04:34 PM I just realized who's in that picture you posted! good eye Doc ... wondered how long before someone figured it out #+ with the way he LOVED Tiger I figured it was him that launched the wiener in Woods direction ... :lol: DD? :lol: Title: Re: Somebody threw a hot dog at Tiger Woods during a tournament Post by: XBAMA on October 11, 2011, 08:16:45 PM I don't know who is in the picture, but it looks like Buffalo's Phils pacle. man ... now I'm craving wings :'( Title: Re: Somebody threw a hot dog at Tiger Woods during a tournament Post by: XBAMA on October 11, 2011, 08:17:31 PM the video ... 5 min. mark
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1vGrTRY8cwE Title: Re: Somebody threw a hot dog at Tiger Woods during a tournament Post by: Chechem on October 11, 2011, 08:36:09 PM These threads take some strange turns. Now I'm hungry. Title: Re: Somebody threw a hot dog at Tiger Woods during a tournament Post by: 2Stater on October 11, 2011, 08:42:53 PM the video ... 5 min. mark http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1vGrTRY8cwE HA! I was right. It was dd. I was expecting a nerdy looking whimpy weazel. Oh well, inside he is. Title: Re: Somebody threw a hot dog at Tiger Woods during a tournament Post by: XBAMA on October 11, 2011, 08:59:03 PM These threads take some strange turns. Now I'm hungry. I never go to a game without having Phil's wings for breakfast ... haven't had my fix yet this year ... so I am hurting right now maybe now I'll get off my lazy azz and get to T-Town ! |