Crimson Red Sports

Around Campus => The Quad => Topic started by: Coach Hank Crisp on September 01, 2011, 11:21:24 AM



Title: **Which Bama Starting Linebacker Would You LEAST Want to Be Hit By? **
Post by: Coach Hank Crisp on September 01, 2011, 11:21:24 AM
http://www.rollbamaroll.com/2011/9/1/2397957/which-bama-starting-linebacker-would-least-want-to-be-hit-by

None of them. I'm to old.

Quote
21. You stir in your sleep sometime around three in the morning sometime this fall. Dont'a Hightower glares at you from outside your bedroom window, and mouths "YOU." Don't be worried. He does this to everyone.

20. By "this," I mean "is waiting outside your window to kill you."

19. This is the least frightening thing about Dont'a Hightower.



Title: Re: **Which Bama Starting Linebacker Would You LEAST Want to Be Hit By? **
Post by: ssmith general on September 01, 2011, 11:27:37 AM
Quote
96. There are eight states in Australia: New South Wales, Victoria, Queensland, South Australia, Western Australia, Tasmania, the Northern Territory, and Alabama tackle Jesse Williams.

95. Jesse Williams has a tattoo that reads "I stopped checking for the monster under the bed when I realized the monster is me." He also has a prehensile tail and fangs. One of these things is true guess which one WRONG the answer is both of them.

94. ALABAMA DISASTER HYPOTHETICAL ONE ILLUSTRATING HOW DEADLY THE SEC WEST IS: They get shot to pieces in the one game a year where Bobby Petrino takes the pill from Limitless and begins savaging your team with future football plays not comprehensible by the 21st century human brain.



Title: Re: **Which Bama Starting Linebacker Would You LEAST Want to Be Hit By? **
Post by: Coach Hank Crisp on September 01, 2011, 11:36:34 AM
Quote
96. There are eight states in Australia: New South Wales, Victoria, Queensland, South Australia, Western Australia, Tasmania, the Northern Territory, and Alabama tackle Jesse Williams.

95. Jesse Williams has a tattoo that reads "I stopped checking for the monster under the bed when I realized the monster is me." He also has a prehensile tail and fangs. One of these things is true guess which one WRONG the answer is both of them.

94. ALABAMA DISASTER HYPOTHETICAL ONE ILLUSTRATING HOW DEADLY THE SEC WEST IS: They get shot to pieces in the one game a year where Bobby Petrino takes the pill from Limitless and begins savaging your team with future football plays not comprehensible by the 21st century human brain.



I have not seen the whole list yet. And I haven't seen Bradley Cooper's movie "Limitless" yet.

In that 3 sec video, Upshaw kills that MSU player.

92. Kirk Herbstreit's pick of UCLA to win the Pac-12 South shows that the worms that have invaded Herbstreit's brain may be malicious parasites eating his flesh, but at least they have a sense of humor.

91. Lane Kiffin will at one point call someone "a buttwad" without irony. He just looks like that would be his favorite insult.



Title: Re: **Which Bama Starting Linebacker Would You LEAST Want to Be Hit By? **
Post by: cbbama99 on September 01, 2011, 03:54:36 PM
The answer to that question depends on the answer to another: are any of them incapacitated in anyway? If the answer is yes, then I pick that one (I probably still wouldn't have a good chance, but my odds would be slightly improved)


Title: Re: **Which Bama Starting Linebacker Would You LEAST Want to Be Hit By? **
Post by: ricky023 on September 01, 2011, 04:32:58 PM
Alright here goes, if I am small and a WR across the middle it would be Nico Johnson.
Should I be a big back and I think I am Gods gift to college football, It would Be DH! RTR!


Title: Re: **Which Bama Starting Linebacker Would You LEAST Want to Be Hit By? **
Post by: 2Stater on September 01, 2011, 05:20:56 PM
Quote
96. There are eight states in Australia: New South Wales, Victoria, Queensland, South Australia, Western Australia, Tasmania, the Northern Territory, and Alabama tackle Jesse Williams.

95. Jesse Williams has a tattoo that reads "I stopped checking for the monster under the bed when I realized the monster is me." He also has a prehensile tail and fangs. One of these things is true guess which one WRONG the answer is both of them.

94. ALABAMA DISASTER HYPOTHETICAL ONE ILLUSTRATING HOW DEADLY THE SEC WEST IS: They get shot to pieces in the one game a year where Bobby Petrino takes the pill from Limitless and begins savaging your team with future football plays not comprehensible by the 21st century human brain.



I have not seen the whole list yet. And I haven't seen Bradley Cooper's movie "Limitless" yet.

In that 3 sec video, Upshaw kills that MSU player.

92. Kirk Herbstreit's pick of UCLA to win the Pac-12 South shows that the worms that have invaded Herbstreit's brain may be malicious parasites eating his flesh, but at least they have a sense of humor.

91. Lane Kiffin will at one point call someone "a buttwad" without irony. He just looks like that would be his favorite insult.



Great movie. I watched it the other night. Check it out when you can, Coach.