Crimson Red Sports

Q: What does the average Arkansas student get on his SAT?

A: Drool.

Q: What do an Arkansas divorce and a tornado have in common?


A: Somebody's fixin' to lose them a trailer.

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Q: What are the best four years of an Arkansas player's life?


A: Third grade

An Arkansas alum died and left his entire estate in trust for his beloved widow.

But, she can't touch it till she's fourteen.

Guest complaining to hotel desk clerk: "I've gotta leak in my sink".



Arkansas clerk: "Go ahead".

Arky on phone: "Hurry, my house is on fire."



Fire Department: "Okay, how do we get there?"



Arky: "Don't you have those big red trucks?"

Whats the difference between Petrino's Harley and a vacuum cleaner?



The location of the dirt bag.

Arkansas State Trooper pulls over Michael Dyer and says "You got any I.D.?"
Dyer says "About what?"

Two Arkansans are walking down different ends of a street toward each other, and one is carrying a sack. When they meet, one says, "Hey Tommy Ray, what'cha got in th' bag?"

"Jus' some chickens."

"If I guesses how many they are, can I have one?"
"Shoot, ya guesses right and I'll give you both of them."

He says "three?"

Q. How can you tell if an Arkansas redneck is married?

A. There's dried tobacco juice on both sides of his pickup truck. '

Q. What do they call reruns of "Hee Haw" in Arkansas?

A. Documentaries.

A guy walked into a bar in Arkansas and orders a mudslide. The bartender looks at the man and says, "You ain't from 'round here are ya?"

"No", replies the man, "I'm from Pennsylvania".

The bartender looks at him and says, "Well, what do ya do in Pennsylvania?"

"I'm a taxidermist", said the man.

The bartender, looking very bewildered now, asks, "What in the world is a tax-e-derm-ist?"

The man says, "I mount animals".

The bartender stands back and hollers to the whole bar...."It's okay boys, he's one of us!"

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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pRxse_-llNI

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DFiUXKtJefY

You'll need to turn your laptop on it's side, lol!

LOL.  ...or not!

Just hope I never buy tickets and end up next to this creature!  He dwarfs the guys next to him.

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Then I went back to the bench and dried my face off.

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Mama sow and hungry piglets.  Ewww!

You know, after this dude got home, sobered up, and saw himself doing this, he had to have committed the biggest face palm ever.  :lol:

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These shirts have become popular again this week.  Her, not so much.

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"Arkansas' freshman QB goes through his pre-game warmup."

I thought it was funnier when I mis-read it the first time.

Did we really need the slo-mo on this?      :sick:

Definitely NOT my favorite Arkansas joke but definitely an Arkansas joke...

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Eat your "don't know how to tailgate" hearts out, sidewalkers! 

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 I didn't realize the Clampets were Hog fans.

Q: What does Arkansas and Bobby Petrino have in common?

A: Neither one has scored much since the motorcycle accident.

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"There were these two fellars standin' on a bridge, a-goin' to the bathroom. One fellar said, 'The water's cold' and the other fellar said, 'The water's deep'. I believe one fella come from Arkansas. Get it?"

If you would like the audio of Carl's joke from the above post, here it is:

http://hark.com/clips/lhtcsvfthq-slingblade-joke