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Title: SEC New Member Instructional Guide (Humor) Post by: pmull on July 09, 2012, 01:09:23 PM Quote It's time for us to welcome our new SEC brothers to the fold. Now, in time, we will learn to hate them and jeer them (I already have a piss bomb labeled "Aggie"), but for right now, we can pretend that we like the new guys. To help them get acquainted with their new surroundings, I thought a helpful "Dos and Don'ts" guide would be useful. This is all in the spirit of good sportsmanship of which the SEC is so famous for. DO make the road trip to Ole Miss. They say they have never lost a party, but that's only because no one keeps score. They do lose at football, and you'll want your first road trip to be a good one now that Vandy has gotten all frisky. DON'T ask an LSU fan what you are eating. If it tastes good, eat it. You honestly don't want to know what is in the sausage, just be happy it is delicious. Quote DON'T brag about your basketball team. No one cares. Bragging about hoops is just telling the rest of the conference you suck at football. Win a bowl game, then you can brag about basketball. http://www.andthevalleyshook.com/2012/7/9/3146455/sec-new-member-instructional-guide Title: Re: SEC New Member Instructional Guide (Humor) Post by: Chechem on July 09, 2012, 01:23:10 PM DO read the football forum of your rival school.
DON'T refer to your rival fans as mean spirited, and never mention the weather. Title: Re: SEC New Member Instructional Guide (Humor) Post by: 2Stater on July 09, 2012, 03:51:15 PM DO read the football forum of your rival school. DON'T refer to your rival fans as mean spirited, and never mention the weather. :lol: Quote DON'T be ashamed of your southern roots. That means keep printing that "Scoreboard!" t-shirt, Mizzou. The South has its own distinctive literary and cultural tradition. You're welcome for Southern gothic, blues, and jazz. Not to mention better food. Yankees will bring up the Civil War only because that's the last time the Big Ten beat the SEC on the field, and even then, one of their best generals was LSU's president. :lol: :lol: Title: Re: SEC New Member Instructional Guide (Humor) Post by: cbbama99 on July 09, 2012, 04:27:35 PM Quote DO develop a hatred of the color orange. A&M already has a leg up in this area, so to help Mizzou out, we are sending 20,000 Tennessee fans to your campus. You're welcome. :lol: :lol: Title: Re: SEC New Member Instructional Guide (Humor) Post by: Catch Prothro on July 10, 2012, 08:42:21 AM Quote DO offer up one of your commitments every year to Darth Saban as a tithe. He's going to take one anyway, so just brace yourself for it. Title: Re: SEC New Member Instructional Guide (Humor) Post by: BAMAWV on July 10, 2012, 11:27:08 AM Quote DO trash talk other conferences. It's fun. Especially when you point out the SEC has more national titles in the last five years than the Big Ten has in the last forty-five. Maybe too big to get on a bumper sticker. May have to buy a bigger bumper. Title: Re: SEC New Member Instructional Guide (Humor) Post by: Chechem on July 10, 2012, 11:49:57 AM (http://www.rolltidedistrict.com/images/products/medium/003-nc3014/Alabama_BCS_Champions_bumper_Strip.jpg)
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