Crimson Red Sports

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Preparations are underway for football game versus Bama.

Or maybe...

QB prepares new moves for Bama game.

SunseriMan strikes again.

I still like all the pretty girls and the stadium!

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"Son? Son?  You fainted.  All I said was, 'We're playing Bama next'."

"We ain't Michigan State %$&$*(#!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

I like eggs. Do you like eggs? I like eggs.

"I've taken that shot hundreds of times.  My arm doesn't really hurt, I just can't feel my arm."

I know who you are talking about. He was from Texas too.  #+

"Is this what Colt looked like?"

#+

At first I thought this one was going to be tough to caption, but I think I found a pretty good angle now.

"Woo Hoo!  Yeah!  I made it to the 2nd series, so I must be tougher than Colt!"

"I thought Baylor was a bunch of nut jobs, but Texas A&M is the one begging to get into this conference."

"We had them!"

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#+

"Do we still get the big pay day if we just punt the ball on 1st down every time?"

I'm Batman!!!
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[N Texas QB, five minutes before, while wearing a Godzilla suit]

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Coach:  "How many fingers am I holding up?"
QB:  "54?"
Coach:  "No kid, that's 9."
QB:  "Well ask me another question.  I know 54 is the right answer to one of them."
Coach:  "Who hit you kid?"
QB:  "54?"
Coach:  "Bingo!  Now get back out there."

QB:  "Did we win coach?"
Coach:  "No, son, that was only the first play."

Coach:  "What day is it son?"
QB:  "Judgement Day?"

Coach:  "What is your name kid?"
QB:  "John Hellway?"

Coach:  "What happened kid?"
QB:  "I snapped the ball, and it said BLOOM!!!!"

"Look at it this way kid. You are a star now. 102,000 screaming fans and a TV audience just watched you get knocked on your azz."

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"should auld acquaintance be forgot...."

 :lol: #+

"I don't know how much we are getting paid for this beat down but it ain't enough."

The Hangover

What happened out their son?
I dont know, hoped you could fill me in.
Yeah, well we dont know either, hoped you could tell us

 #+ Very astute, Corch.

"Y'all are SURE that Upshaw can't get me on the sidelines?"

PAIN, PAIN, PAIN!! :'(

"Never mind where I am hurting, just get me off the field"

"Hey guys, I hear they are looking for a punter...Im getting out of this Sh!t hole and heading to ttown.  I can punt longer than 30 yards"

How much eligibility do you have left?

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Com'on down. We have reverted instead of progressed on the punt kicking squard! Thank God! for the number one - The Gold Standard in College Football -  BAMF Defense!!!!! It reminds me of Bryant's and Ken Donahue's Red Wood Forest Defense back in the day!

"I can't go in Coach.  I sprained my big toe at the coin toss."

QB:  "Did he catch the ball coach?"
Coach:  "Yep, he caught it."
QB:  "Did he score a TD."
Coach:  "Yep, he scored a TD."
QB:  "Woo Hoo!  It was all worth it then."
Coach:  "Son, Lester plays for the other team."

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So how do you like my Kirk Cousins impression?

"I wonder if they will hit me if I wear a black jersey?"

Lester just missed 2 Ints Saturday in Happy Valley.

2 interceptions that most people wouldnt have even be able to touch.  He was second in the SEC in ints last year.

Coach:  "Son, what did Hightower say when he helped you up?"
QB:  "Any man don't want to get killed, better clear on out the back."

"Coach, staying at the Holiday Inn Express last night didn't help"

"But staying there for the rest of the game will."

So, here's the plan, I'm getting the hell outta here and YOU can throw the @#*& ball!!!

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BLOOM!!!

crimsonmom hits it out of the park!

Lester had 8 INT's last year. He was first in the SEC and second in the nation.
http://www.rolltide.com/sports/m-footbl/mtt/lester_robert00.html

Thanks for helping me prove my point.

"So, what do you guys REALLY think of conference expansion?"

"Son, Allstate < All-American and it can't protect you from that kind of mayhem!"

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Man I'm tired of holding you 2 guys up!

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"It may just be a touch of the flu"

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"Is that MY phone ringing. Will someone PLEASE
 answer that da#@ phone!

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"I love you guys. No really,--
I LOVE you guys. Did I mention I
love you guys?"

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[music playing softly] "No one likes us, I don't know why, we may not be perfect, heaven knows we try, all around, even our old friends turn us down..."

I don't know what happened. I turned around and ... and ... they were just everywhere, man! Crimson everywhere I turned! It was awful! Don't make go out there again, man! Please, please!!