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Title: Time for your favorite Tennessee joke Post by: 2Stater on October 19, 2011, 08:40:08 PM Phil Fulmer was so fat he was diagnosed with terminal flesh eating disease. His doc gave him 10 years to live.
Title: Re: Time for your favorite Tennessee joke Post by: Coach Hank Crisp on October 19, 2011, 08:41:35 PM Turn it up! Tennessee Phil!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TFjv5sNM3Xk Title: Re: Time for your favorite Tennessee joke Post by: Coach Hank Crisp on October 19, 2011, 08:49:57 PM (http://cdn2.sbnation.com/fan_shot_images/82024/cody_kills_kiffin.gif)
Title: Re: Time for your favorite Tennessee joke Post by: rueben on October 19, 2011, 08:51:53 PM UT player took a bus home, but she prefers to be called "Big Boned!"
Title: Re: Time for your favorite Tennessee joke Post by: Coach Hank Crisp on October 19, 2011, 09:05:12 PM (http://img515.imageshack.us/img515/196/sabanbirddooley.gif)
Title: Re: Time for your favorite Tennessee joke Post by: BAMAWV on October 19, 2011, 09:08:11 PM (http://img515.imageshack.us/img515/196/sabanbirddooley.gif) #+ #+ #+Title: Re: Time for your favorite Tennessee joke Post by: Coach Hank Crisp on October 19, 2011, 09:09:00 PM (http://i9.photobucket.com/albums/a78/nursetpd/Tennessee/stone_crack.jpg)
Title: Re: Time for your favorite Tennessee joke Post by: Coach Hank Crisp on October 19, 2011, 09:11:58 PM (http://i9.photobucket.com/albums/a78/nursetpd/Tennessee/Vol_Fans.jpg)
Title: Re: Time for your favorite Tennessee joke Post by: Coach Hank Crisp on October 19, 2011, 09:55:26 PM Quote Tennessee Crazy Law Any person crippling, killing or in any way destroying a proud female dog that is running at large shall not be held liable for the damages due to such killing or destruction. "Crimes against nature" are prohibited. More than 8 women may not live in the same house because that would constitute a brothel. It is illegal to use a lasso to catch a fish. Hollow logs may not be sold. It is legal to gather and consume roadkill. Stealing a horse is punishible by hanging. Driving is not to be done while asleep. You can't shoot any game other than whales from a moving automobile. Dyersburg It is illegal for a woman to call a man for a date. Fayette County You may not have more than five inoperable vehicles on a piece of property. Lenoir City When you pull up to a stop sign you must fire a gun out the window to warn horse carriages that you are coming. Lexington No one may eat ice cream on the sidewalk. Spitting on the sidewalk is prohibited. Knoxville In front of their buildings, all businesses must have a "hitching post." Memphis Panhandlers must first obtain a $10 permit before begging on the streets of downtown Memphis. (Passed in 1996) Illegal for a woman to drive a car unless there is a man either running or walking in front of it waving a red flag to warn approaching motorists and pedestrians. It's illegal for frogs to croak after 11 PM. It is illegal to give any pie to fellow diners. It is also illegal to take unfinished pie home. All pie must be eaten on the premises. Oneida An ordinance forbids anyone to sing the song "It Ain't Goin' To Rain No Mo'." Title: Re: Time for your favorite Tennessee joke Post by: Coach Hank Crisp on October 19, 2011, 10:04:28 PM Tennessee: “The Educashun State.”
Title: Re: Time for your favorite Tennessee joke Post by: Coach Hank Crisp on October 19, 2011, 10:11:50 PM Do you know what a 12 yr old Tennessee girl says before she goes to sleep at night.... get off me daddy you're crushing my cigs!
Title: Re: Time for your favorite Tennessee joke Post by: cbbama99 on October 20, 2011, 11:38:42 AM An Alabama alum and a Tennessee alum are captured in another country and sentenced to firing squad. Prior to the sentence being carried out, each is asked for their last request.
"I want to hear 'Rocky Top' just one more time," the UT grad said wistfully. The guards ask the Bama fan the same question, to which he replied "Shoot me first." Title: Re: Time for your favorite Tennessee joke Post by: bamalum67 on October 20, 2011, 05:23:35 PM Tenn boy and girl get married..next morning,,the boy is back at Pa's house for breakfast..Pa says, whut you doin heyar? Boys says, she's a virgin, PA! PA says well, hell, if she aint good enuff for her own folks, she aint good enuff fer us!
Title: Re: Time for your favorite Tennessee joke Post by: 2Stater on October 20, 2011, 05:41:29 PM I found out that the toothbrush was invented in Tennessee. If it had been invented anywhere else, it would be called a teethbrush.
Title: Re: Time for your favorite Tennessee joke Post by: Terrie1959 on October 21, 2011, 10:15:48 PM An Alabama student, Vandy student and Tennessee student were all having lunch together on a bridge outside Tennessee. The Alabama student opens his lunch box and says, “A hotdog again! If I have to eat one more hotdog I’m going to jump off this bridge!”
The Vandy student then opens his lunch box and exclaims, “Salad again! If I have to eat salad one more time I’m going to jump too!” Lastly the Tennessee student opens his lunchbox and complains, “Peanut butter and jelly! If I get peanut butter and jelly one more time I’m going to end it all too!” The next day the Alabama student finds another hotdog and jumps… the Vandy student got salad again and threw himself off the bridge too… finally the Tennessee student finds peanut butter and jelly again and jumps to his demise as well. Later when the three mothers were grieving the Alabama mother cries, “If I had only known he didn’t like hotdogs,” and the Vandy mother cried, “I thought salad was good for him.” The Tennessee mother then exclaimed, “I don’t understand… he fixed his own lunch every day!” Title: Re: Time for your favorite Tennessee joke Post by: Terrie1959 on October 21, 2011, 10:18:27 PM Two Tennessee Farmers are walking down different ends of a street toward each other and one is carrying a sack. When they meet, one says,
“Hey Bo, what’cha got in th’ bag?” — “Jus’ some chickens. — “If I guess how many there are, can I have one?” — “I’ll give you both of them.” — “OK. Ummmmm……, five?” Title: Re: Time for your favorite Tennessee joke Post by: SUPERCOACH on October 21, 2011, 10:24:19 PM :lol: Those are both good Terrie.
Title: Re: Time for your favorite Tennessee joke Post by: Terrie1959 on October 21, 2011, 10:30:47 PM Why did Tennessee choose orange as their team color?
.........You can wear it to the game on Saturday, hunting on Sunday, and picking up trash along the highways the rest of the week Title: Re: Time for your favorite Tennessee joke Post by: Terrie1959 on October 21, 2011, 10:31:13 PM The Tennessee player and an Tennessee cheerleader were making out in the front seat of the car.
— “Want to go in the back seat?” she asked. — “No,” he replied. A few minutes later she asked, “Now do you want to get in the back seat?” — “No,” he said again, “I wanna stay here in the front seat with you.” Title: Re: Time for your favorite Tennessee joke Post by: Terrie1959 on October 21, 2011, 10:32:03 PM :lol: Those are both good Terrie. Thanks Coach! I can't stand Tennessee :) Title: Re: Time for your favorite Tennessee joke Post by: Chechem on October 21, 2011, 10:34:04 PM The Tennessee player and an Tennessee cheerleader were making out in the front seat of the car. :lol:— “Want to go in the back seat?” she asked. — “No,” he replied. A few minutes later she asked, “Now do you want to get in the back seat?” — “No,” he said again, “I wanna stay here in the front seat with you.” I think I dated his sister. Title: Re: Time for your favorite Tennessee joke Post by: Terrie1959 on October 22, 2011, 03:35:04 PM (http://i228.photobucket.com/albums/ee95/braves4me1/BigAl-1.jpg)
Title: Re: Time for your favorite Tennessee joke Post by: 2Stater on October 22, 2011, 03:36:22 PM (http://i228.photobucket.com/albums/ee95/braves4me1/BigAl-1.jpg) :lol: #+ Title: Re: Time for your favorite Tennessee joke Post by: 2Stater on October 22, 2011, 04:45:06 PM A guy was allowed to bring his dog into a sports bar and they began watching the Alabama-Tennessee game. Bama scores a touchdown and the dog goes wild. A patron saw what was going on and asked the dog's owner "What's the deal with your dog?" The owner said "My dog loves Alabama and hates Tennessee" About that time Alabama scores again and the dog goes wild once more. The observer said "That is absolutely amazing, I bet he's beside himself when Alabama wins, right?" The owner says "You have no idea". The patron asks "What happens if Tennessee wins?" The owner responds "I don't know, I've only had him 5 years".
Title: Re: Time for your favorite Tennessee joke Post by: Terrie1959 on October 22, 2011, 05:53:35 PM (http://i228.photobucket.com/albums/ee95/braves4me1/pleasepray.jpg)
Title: Re: Time for your favorite Tennessee joke Post by: cbbama99 on October 22, 2011, 05:59:24 PM (http://i228.photobucket.com/albums/ee95/braves4me1/pleasepray.jpg) :lol:Title: Re: Time for your favorite Tennessee joke Post by: SUPERCOACH on October 22, 2011, 06:08:27 PM :lol:
Title: Re: Time for your favorite Tennessee joke Post by: XBAMA on October 22, 2011, 09:28:36 PM it's the pants ...
(http://img1.UploadScreenshot.com/images/main/10/29422272487.png) (http://www.UploadScreenshot.com/image/514677/631595) Title: Re: Time for your favorite Tennessee joke Post by: Chechem on October 22, 2011, 09:34:19 PM This joke just in:
Alabama 37 Tennessee 6. |