Crimson Red Sports

The following space has been reserved for the Annual Meeting of the Ferguson Frequent Posters. A date will be announced when enough members are found.

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 :o, PLEASE sign me up.  :clap:, RTR!

Is it time to read this meeting again? :lol:

Every three years, whether we want to or not.  :lol2:

I never even unpacked my bags.  
Several of us are in Ferguson every day.  
"WE ARE THE FFP."  :)

I regret to announce that the annual FFP meeting has been postponed due to the lack of a forum.

One member won't stop fishing, one refuses to leave the golf course and one decided to remain on the porch with his wife.

A new date will be set when members come to their senses about priorities.

I absolutely agree Old Timer: I mean Old Tider. RTR!

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I'd rather be fishing.   :wave:

And I'm kind of fond of golf. (http://emojipedia-us.s3.amazonaws.com/cache/c7/58/c7582e3e636a06c4fca0636eb211897f.png)

Well, at least you tried, right? 

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I sure did, NALT. And every year.  By the way, it's the lack of a quorum, not a forum.  I know you folks are too polite to point out my error.  :-[

That, and some of us don't know what a quorum is.  :lol2:

These are some of the nicest people I have ever seen in this forum for not having a quorum. RTR!

Not true!  A couple of my kids were having a quorum the other day and I had to get in the middle of them to separate them...  ;D  ;)

I remember when there was a big, big table in that meeting room.

A quorum for the FFP is 1.

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Where are the refreshments?  :unsure:

Where is Old Tider?

Well, well.

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Okay, I'm here by popular demand.  The annual meeting, which happens every few months, is being carefully planned without useless consultation.  2, the refreshments will be delayed because I haven't had time to stop by the food bank.  The venue will be announced in the near future but suggestions are welcomed, even if rejected in advance. 

Can I place my order now for chicken livers?

I would like plate of boiled chitlings with hot sauce and a punch about every 5 FT. RTR!

Forget refreshments, let's go fishing!

Heck yeah!  :clap:

Okay, I'm game.  Who's dealing?

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 #-, OK what about my Chitlings?  #+, RTR!

Not telling you what to do, OT, but this might be a good time for that "rejection in advance".  :lol2:

Seem the delicacy is not a favorite.  :-\, RTR!

Can't handle the Chittlins, Preacher.  :lol2:

I'd rather eat livers than guts.  HTH

Due to increased interest, I've acquired a formerly owned bus for our annual meeting. Posters are urged to sit according to their number of posts, with the front row reserved for President Denny members. A door fee may be required to cover the cost of renting. The date will be announced after a mechanic is able to start the venue.


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Oh no! I thought I was done with short buses.  :facepalm:

Will there be air conditioning?

With the cost of the bus chitlings should fit in the budget. RTR!

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Preacher, OT has reserved the chittlin' room just for you.  :lol2:

I ain't eating no chitlings.  I don't care if they are hand slung or stump whipped, I AIN'T EATING THEM THANGS!  But I will ride the short bus to keep 2 company...  ;)

Me either.
And no a.c., no me ride.
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Awww, come on Chech, that bus obviously has 860 AC.  Eight windows open driving 60 mph...   :lol2:

You were a math major in college?   :lol2:

Well you have to come to the conclusion there are differing of opinions here. Some like AC, some know AC, and some don't know chitlings.  :D, RTR!

Sounds good, NALT. I'll give you the grand tour. It won't take long.

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Can we use this bus instead??

Seats have been reserved in the rear for unaccompanied ladies (FFFPs).

Friggin' ??

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Female, I assume.

:lol2:  At least you entered the fray! 

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I read everything (eventually), but the thread is usually pretty old by the time I get to it.

Yes, if they existed.  I nominate you, Super, to recruit our first FFFP.

I think we are down to CP these days, and she doesn't meet the "frequent" criteria.  Should we pass a new rule to require daily showers for the MFFPs?

I look forward to your introducing that motion at our annual meeting, if our venue can make it to Tuscaloosa.

I'll bring the livers and the fried green maters.

I'll ride in the back.

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Are you an FFFP?  :dunno:

Not.  But willing to share!

What about the Chitlings? RTR!

I think I see why there are no FFFPs.

Maybe we should install a washing machine and stove.

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Good, this suggests an annual barbeque. I wonder if we can find anyone who can attach a deck to the venue?

I have enough nails left to build it, if you buy the lumber.
Can we attach it to the bus (so we can always park in the shade)?   :clap:

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I nominate Jamos to be chief BBQer.

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I agree with Jamos especially if I get my Chitlings in line to be Bar-B-Qued. RTR!

This project will require annual dues.  I suggest members pay one penny for every post they've made.  The most frequent posters will therefore pay more for using up the most available space.

Shhhhhhhhhhh!

You'll scare away Smitty again!

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Can we get a bus with all-wheel drive?
I'm worried about snow when we take it out west.  We can park it near the Lamar River for easy access to the big Cutthroat Trout, and Jamos can grill them for us.

Just a suggestion.
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That is a chittlin' free zone, right?

 :lol:  Absolutely.  Not allowed within any riparian zone.

We'll need Fireball.  It gets cold there, especially after dark.  :ice: