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Title: Auburn Payroll: Tens of Thousands To Hostesses Post by: pmull on June 20, 2011, 04:46:56 PM Sports by Brooks is at it again. He has discovered that the barn has paid $84,924.45 to student hostesses since October 2009. This sounds similar to what Kiffin was doing at Tenn. ???
http://www.sportsbybrooks.com/auburn-payroll-tens-of-thousands-to-hostesses-29756 Title: Re: Auburn Payroll: Tens of Thousands To Hostesses Post by: BAMAWV on June 20, 2011, 05:33:56 PM Okay let's do the math. First we'll round off the amount paid by the barn to $85K. Now let's surmise the average cost to sleep with a barner coed is say--$5. Then someone rec'd 17,000 shots of leg. Now, don't try to tell me that out of 17,000 incidences of doing the wild thing, not one single recruit asked for his (actually the barn's) money back?
I know that some of you will say that barner coeds would have to throw in a car wash to be worth $5. Don't start the BAMAWV bashing. I'm just trying to make the point that any $ refunded, due to homliness or sexual awkwardness, should have been sent directly to the barn,-- not the recruit. Follow the money. Title: Re: Auburn Payroll: Tens of Thousands To Hostesses Post by: ssmith general on June 20, 2011, 05:37:02 PM I volunteer to go poll the hostesses for information.
Title: Re: Auburn Payroll: Tens of Thousands To Hostesses Post by: BAMAWV on June 20, 2011, 05:45:31 PM I volunteer to go pole the hostesses for information. fifyTitle: Re: Auburn Payroll: Tens of Thousands To Hostesses Post by: ssmith general on June 20, 2011, 05:47:26 PM I volunteer to go pole the hostesses for information. fifyI was hoping I wouldn't have to explain the pun. Title: Re: Auburn Payroll: Tens of Thousands To Hostesses Post by: BAMAWV on June 20, 2011, 05:51:03 PM I volunteer to go pole the hostesses for information. fifyI was hoping I wouldn't have to explain the pun. Title: Re: Auburn Payroll: Tens of Thousands To Hostesses Post by: ssmith general on June 20, 2011, 05:55:11 PM I volunteer to go pole the hostesses for information. fifyI was hoping I wouldn't have to explain the pun. Well, you blew my pun. This isnt romper room, if they dont get it, they dont get it. ;) Title: Re: Auburn Payroll: Tens of Thousands To Hostesses Post by: BAMAWV on June 20, 2011, 06:08:08 PM I volunteer to go pole the hostesses for information. fifyI was hoping I wouldn't have to explain the pun. Well, you blew my pun. This isnt romper room, if they dont get it, they dont get it. ;) Title: Re: Auburn Payroll: Tens of Thousands To Hostesses Post by: ssmith general on June 20, 2011, 06:10:49 PM I volunteer to go pole the hostesses for information. fifyI was hoping I wouldn't have to explain the pun. Well, you blew my pun. This isnt romper room, if they dont get it, they dont get it. ;) Nope. I went back and forth on how to spell it, I decided to go with the less obvious, for the more discerning pun aficionado. Title: Re: Auburn Payroll: Tens of Thousands To Hostesses Post by: ssmith general on June 20, 2011, 06:12:20 PM This reminds me, this morning the ice delivery man showed up and walked through our meeting. The driller said without missing a beat "that would be a cool job". I am the only one who appreciated it.
Title: Re: Auburn Payroll: Tens of Thousands To Hostesses Post by: BAMAWV on June 20, 2011, 06:16:27 PM This reminds me, this morning the ice delivery man showed up and walked through our meeting. The driller said without missing a beat "that would be a cool job". I am the only one who appreciated it. Ice delivery doesn't seem all that interesting. JMOTitle: Re: Auburn Payroll: Tens of Thousands To Hostesses Post by: ssmith general on June 20, 2011, 06:18:27 PM This reminds me, this morning the ice delivery man showed up and walked through our meeting. The driller said without missing a beat "that would be a cool job". I am the only one who appreciated it. Ice delivery doesn't seem all that interesting. JMOHe looked pretty miserable. Title: Re: Auburn Payroll: Tens of Thousands To Hostesses Post by: BAMAWV on June 20, 2011, 06:28:02 PM This reminds me, this morning the ice delivery man showed up and walked through our meeting. The driller said without missing a beat "that would be a cool job". I am the only one who appreciated it. Ice delivery doesn't seem all that interesting. JMOHe looked pretty miserable. Title: Re: Auburn Payroll: Tens of Thousands To Hostesses Post by: ssmith general on June 20, 2011, 06:30:03 PM This reminds me, this morning the ice delivery man showed up and walked through our meeting. The driller said without missing a beat "that would be a cool job". I am the only one who appreciated it. Ice delivery doesn't seem all that interesting. JMOHe looked pretty miserable. It was before 7 am. I dont know if he'd been up all night or what, but he definitely did not think his job was cool. Title: Re: Auburn Payroll: Tens of Thousands To Hostesses Post by: Marshal Dillon on June 20, 2011, 06:32:43 PM Well, I can't wait to hear the fairy tale from Aubarn to explain their expenses for "Hostesses."
;) Title: Re: Auburn Payroll: Tens of Thousands To Hostesses Post by: ssmith general on June 20, 2011, 06:35:19 PM Well, I can't wait to hear the fairy tale from Aubarn to explain their expenses for "Hostesses." ;) (http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_V1Ep6FLXLYM/TLVBBB3DEyI/AAAAAAAABNs/MlfRtxEHsHk/s200/ding+dong.jpeg) Title: Re: Auburn Payroll: Tens of Thousands To Hostesses Post by: cbbama99 on June 21, 2011, 10:38:28 AM I volunteer to go pole the hostesses for information. fifyI was hoping I wouldn't have to explain the pun. Well, you blew my pun. This isnt romper room, if they dont get it, they dont get it. ;) (SPEWING SODA OUT OF MY MOUTH) He did what? :o Title: Re: Auburn Payroll: Tens of Thousands To Hostesses Post by: Marshal Dillon on June 21, 2011, 10:41:59 AM Well, I can't wait to hear the fairy tale from Aubarn to explain their expenses for "Hostesses." ;) (http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_V1Ep6FLXLYM/TLVBBB3DEyI/AAAAAAAABNs/MlfRtxEHsHk/s200/ding+dong.jpeg) You're confused, we're not talking about Phil Fulmer and Tennessee. ;) |