out in the yard earlier when a gentleman visiting my next door
neighbor walked over .
he ask if I was a BAMA fan ,
saw the big azz Alabama flag I guess ?
anyway , he starts telling me about Harvey Updyke
how he played high school football with him and a party they
went to .
seems ole Harv dropped a beer in the toilet and tried to flush it
the toilet overflowed sending water out into and down the hall
that's where it got interesting
well , it must have been cold out
because when the water ran down the hall it went into the
floor furnace and put it out
the lady that lived in this party castle gets pissed
she commences to stomping Harv like a bug
gets him by the hair and is bashing his head on the floor
they finally get her off Harv before she killed him
the the old cat looks at me and says ...
"we should have let her finish the job" !