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Title: "Curious Tale of Jeff Banks’ Stripper Wife - Her Monkey Bit a Child on Halloween
Post by: Chechem on November 03, 2021, 03:49:04 PM
Jeff Banks was an assistant coach at Alabama until last year.  A couple of years ago someone on the internet discovered that Jeff’s marriage had failed while at Texas A&M, and he had become involved with a lady named Danielle, aka Pole Assassin, who happens to be a pole dancer and former guest of the Jerry Springer Show where she performed her routine with her pet monkey. According to her social media accounts, the pair wed and she followed Jeff from College Station to Tuscaloosa, then to Austin...

Halloween night, at their house, a child was bitten by the monkey.  Pole Assassin is not most folks. In a referendum on modern communication, she decided to defend herself on social media and tell the world that her monkey did, in fact, bite a child....

 :panic: :panic: :stars: :stars: :stars:

https://www.rollbamaroll.com/2021/11/2/22758953/jumbo-package-the-curious-tale-of-jeff-banks-fully-vaccinated-biting-stripper-monkey?fbclid=IwAR1hzNamEgwJCPrkrTFdA-CBeZQzsG8-Bb7av5UQvEevyJaHMZnDSlNTlJM


Title: Re: "Curious Tale of Jeff Banks’ Stripper Wife - Her Monkey Bit a Child on Halloween
Post by: ricky023 on November 03, 2021, 04:05:02 PM
This is crazy and coaches doing these things. RTR!


Title: Re: "Curious Tale of Jeff Banks’ Stripper Wife - Her Monkey Bit a Child on Halloween
Post by: Chechem on November 03, 2021, 04:11:07 PM
This is crazy and coaches doing these things. RTR!

Too nutty for words.  Married a stripper??  Another alcohol-induced decision perhaps.  :tinfoil:


Title: Re: "Curious Tale of Jeff Banks’ Stripper Wife - Her Monkey Bit a Child on Halloween
Post by: Hannibal Lecter, MD on November 03, 2021, 11:43:49 PM
She sounds like a nice girl.


Title: Re: "Curious Tale of Jeff Banks’ Stripper Wife - Her Monkey Bit a Child on Halloween
Post by: Chechem on November 04, 2021, 04:11:25 AM
She sounds like a nice girl.

Right, and smart too I'll bet.   :eyeroll: :eyeroll:

Among the 3 of them, the monkey is prolly the smartest.  :lol2: :lol2: :lol2:


Title: Re: "Curious Tale of Jeff Banks’ Stripper Wife - Her Monkey Bit a Child on Halloween
Post by: N.AL-Tider on November 04, 2021, 08:15:58 AM
She sounds like a nice girl.
Yeah, and she looks like a very sweet young lady too.  I'm sure she wears this dress to church regularly...  :lol2:

(https://blacksportsonline.com/wp-content/uploads/2021/11/Pole-Assassin-Jeff-Banks-Danielle-Thomas-1.jpg)


Title: Re: "Curious Tale of Jeff Banks’ Stripper Wife - Her Monkey Bit a Child on Halloween
Post by: Merk on November 04, 2021, 09:47:21 AM
She sounds like a nice girl.

Yeah. She’s one you want to take home to Moma.  :lol2: