Dictator Dies

[Marshal Dillon]

Kim Jong IL, Dear Leader of North Korea has died. He is burning in Hades with Saddam, Uday, & Qusay Hussein.


A state television presenter made the announcement Monday, saying that the leader died Saturday on a train trip, Reuters reported. The announcer said he had died of physical and mental over-work on his way to give "field guidance."

 

[2Stater]

WOOOOOT!!!

 

[Marshal Dillon]

This is sports related since Kim Jong IL was a noted sportsman. Several years ago he took up golf. According to the official communist government new agency, he had like 11 holes-in-one in his first game of golf. True story.



 

[2Stater]

This is sports related since Kim Jong IL was a noted sportsman. Several years ago he took up golf. According to the official communist government new agency, he had like 11 holes-in-one in his first game of golf. True story.



 

 

[Yellow Pup]

WHAT NEXT
 

[Bandit]

Man, bad day to be a communist. First they lose Yeldon then Kim Jong dies. Glad I'm on the good guys side 

[Marshal Dillon]

Stories about this man's fantastic golfing abilities.



According to North Korea’s crack research department, the diminutive dictator shot a 34 his first time golfing. And no, not at mini-golf, at a championship, par-72 course. He drilled home 11 holes-in-one in his miraculous 34-under round and reportedly still shoots in the low 50s, though at 60-plus years of age, his holes in ones are down to four or five a round.


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[Marshal Dillon]

Man, bad day to be a communist. First they lose Yeldon then Kim Jong dies. Glad I'm on the good guys side 

LOL!!! Losing Yeldon may have given him a heart attack!   

[Marshal Dillon]

WHAT NEXT
 

About a year ago, Dear Leader promoted his 28 year old son to be in charge of the Army, which usually means he's the heir apparent over his brothers. Nice thought, a 28 year old with nuclear weapons.

 



 

[Marshal Dillon]

The probable new leader of North Korea.






He will earn extra money by making Pillsbury doughboy commercials.

[Coach Hank Crisp]

Kim Jong IL, Dear Leader of North Korea has died. He is burning in Hades with Saddam, Uday, & Qusay Hussein.


A state television presenter made the announcement Monday, saying that the leader died Saturday on a train trip, Reuters reported. The announcer said he had died of physical and mental over-work on his way to give "field guidance."

 

True piece of crap. Straved his own people by using money to buy military weapons instead of food to feed people. At night the country of North Korea was dark because of no electrical power grid. Next door neighbors China had bright lights, looking back across the river into North Korea, pitch black darkness and nothing but long cold winter nights.

North Korea is world's biggest importer of Cognac! All governemnt workers and military drink Cognac while rest of NORTH kOREAN countrymen straved to death.

 

[BAMAWV]

He'll be sorely missed. lol

[Chechem]

I never even learned to spell his name.       

[Chechem]

Little-known fact: KJI was a big Elvis Presley fan.  True.

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I heard a presentation by Colin Powell a couple of years ago.  He said they took Elvis music to the negotiations as gifts; led to some breakthroughs. 

[rueben]

Let the "Saban to North Korea" rumors begin!!!

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