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Since it's an afternoon game, figured I'd get this party started.

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 #+ looks like a festive afternoon. RTR!

ROLL TIDE!

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"Bring it."

So, cup half full or half empty situation? The game is on CBS, so no game behind us to run over, meaning we don't have to switch channels and not be able to DVR a Damien Harris 75 yard TD.

However, the game could go 5 hours due to the length of CBS commercial times.

Hmmm...........  :think:

My brother I don't care cause I have learned how to go to cbs sports dot com and watch the games on there. RTR!

That's great, Preacher! Glad you're going to get to see the game.  :clap:

 :D TY sir. Watching the game of the week when it is not Alabama playing is not a lot of fun but I get to see some crazy stuff sometimes like last week and the auburn bunch had a great meltdown.  :lol:, RTR!

 :tinfoil: roll tide roll

 #+ hello 57. Hope your afternoon is going well,. RTR!

I get CBS with a TV antenna.  The picture is better than DTV, and it is a few seconds faster.


Nice to have no channel swapping.  But Gary Danielson needs to follow Verne into retirement. 

If you're doing antenna TV, CP, you should be able to turn Gary off and listen to Eli.

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Actually, Eli is on a delay.   :dunno:

Enough to sync with cable and satellite?

You'd have to pause your DVR for a few seconds to be in sync.

That's quite a delay.

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Coach Bryant always loved beating Tennessee.  I hope we win one BIG for him.

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30 minutes until kickoff!
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Good afternoon all!  I'm hoping this game is as one sided as the rat poison crowd are saying it will be! :)

Me too, Terrie. If I was Tennersee, I'd have my feelings hurt.  :lol2:

HAHA me too!! And I'd be mad....

 :wave:  Hi, everybody.

Looks like it's windy on the field today.  Quite a bit of gusty wind down there.

 :tinfoil:

Hiya Chech! :)

Let's just enjoy this day.  Eli just said on radio, "When God planned this matchup, this is the kind of perfect weather he had in mind."

That was followed by a comment on the awful color he allowed for Tennessee.   :lol2:

 :lol2: Orange is the color of the sun weeping.

Okay, the stands are crowded by Alabama fans.  Let's give them a huge win.

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Hey everybody.  Turned out that I'll get to watch at least the 1st half of the game.  Hopefully it will be over by then anyways...

Oh, in before kick-off... 8)

Excellent.  We need you for a quick start!   #+ #+

Nessler just said, "To have a rivalry, the other team needs to win once in a while".  :lol2:

100th matchup between the Vols and Alabama.  Woot!

Bama wins the toss and defers.

This series has been streaky.

TN won 7, Bama won 7, TN won 4, now Bama at 10 in a row. 

Saban hasn't lost to the wretched orange.

I can agree with that.  I think once every 40 or 50 years oughtta be enough...

They get to control that huh.  We will see who is in control in about 2 minutes from now.

Sneaky first play.  QB runs for 1 yard.   :lol2:

That was a good kick-off.  Coverage could have been better though...

3 and out. Just the way I like it.

VOLS go 3 and out.  Oh well, here we go!!   #+ #+

Damien for a first down after a Ridley catch.   :clap:

We need to convert this 3rd down...

NICE CATCH BY RIDLEY!!!!

Great Ridley catch for a first down on 3rd and 6.

Awesome catch by Calvin!

Damien for 10 more.

That was an ESPN Sports Center highlight catch by Ridley...

O line getting some push. Run, run, run!!!!

Jacobs!!

JACOBS!!!! 1st and goal!

Jacobs catch and run to the 5.

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TD BAMA!!!!

Jumbo package on 4th down with Bo for a touchdown.

:jump:  :jump:  :jump:

TD BO!!!

Long drive. 10RC is already gassed.  :clap:

Great drive and a great catch by Calvin. RTR!

BTW, Ok St won 13-10 in OT.   :yawn:

Means I lost as I thought on that one. RTR!

Ball game.  Good night John Boy!  :lol2:

The fellas don't look like champions in life.  :dunno:

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E-cred

That is because they are wearing life camo today...

Gary sounds sick.  He should have taken the day off.

He always sounds sick.  Prolly looking for sympathy from Alabama fans.  :lol2:

That was a bad spot on that last play

BLOOM!!!

I like the flea flicker without a WR.   :lol2:

Tenn moving the ball. RTR!

Crap, EVANS is hurt.   :wall: :wall: :wall:

Oh no, not Evans again.  :wall:

RE is playing too good to lose right now...

Gosh we had him and the QB got away. RTR!

It's 4th down.   :stop:

I hope RE is gonna be OK. He is good. RTR!

I had to do something to get some stirring in here. RTR!

He should have let that punt go into the endzone.  99 yards of offense looks much worse than 80 yards...

We need a 20 minute, 8 second drive to let Evans recuperate and be ready in the second half.

:lol:

HARRIS IS A BEAST!!!

Tough running by Harris... #+ :-* :-*

Uh no.  We need to score 6 more TDs before half time.

How is that control thing working out for ya Butch?  Still think you can control what is going to happen to you today?

Huh?

Report from Eli Gold on Rashaan Evans:  "He has an "upper-body injury.  Will return."

Throw the ball away Jalen.  Lost a couple of yards...

That, my friends, was our only punt that we'll kick today.

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I wish we could use more WR's than just Calvin we would be a monster football team. RTR!

If they can't cover him, use him.

Bo not having a Bo-like year so far.

Tua gonna have to come in for Gary in the second half.

Levi Wallace!

He's a Bad man...

End of Quarter #1.

Bama 7  Vols 0

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RE back in and making the tackle... #+

Good field position.

Vols keep punting OB.  Their best play may be if we try to field a punt.

 :dunno:

Looks like Sims has a concussion.   :(

Another concussion, crap.  :wall:

Doesn't look good for him...

Eli: "He's up and trotting off the field."

Darn it - Hope it's not a concussion for Sims :(  His head did hit hard though! :(

God please let Sims be ok not a concussion. RTR!

Oh good, more commercials.

Aight it is time we open up and get a 1st down. They stacking the box. RTR!

Miami 10  Syr 0

Man got my buttered popcorn and Coke Zero time to play. RTR!

Looks like we're a little flat on O.

What, another PUNT?   >:(

Crowd is not in it at all. C'mon pmull, fire them up!

:lol:

Nice sack...

D doing the job. Time for the O to step up.

Excellent DEFENSE that series.   #+

At least we fielded a punt.  :clap:

Our offense needs to step up and punch their lights out now...

New punt returner: Xavian Marks.  Good catch.

Looks like the offense decided to relax and let the defense have their shutout: 7-0.

 :dunno:

Well our running game ain't working like it did we a few pass catches. RTR!

I have an idea, run between the tackles.

Jeudy with a he** of a catch!!!

Jeudy big catch.   :clap:

Vols using run blitzes almost every play.  Lots of gambling.  We got this.

TE for a first down.   :clap:

 :wall: :wall: :wall:

Golly another penalty on big run. RTR!

We fumble through the endzone.  But UT had a penalty.

Our ball at the goalline.

WHEW!   #+

We got lucky there.

And then we go all Leon Brown there.  :wall:

Another penalty inside the red zone... >:(  >:( >:( >:(

Is Ridley hurt?

Shot in the knee to Ridley. This is ugly.

Another 2nd chance.

Man Tenn has a good football team. RTR!

This is bad ugly right now.

I think they are playing over their heads.  Can't hold out for the whole game though...  Hopefully...

They look like they have been reading my rat poison score predictions.  >:(

Jumbo package again, and Bo dives for a touchdown. 

Bama 14  Vols 0

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Roll Tide!

Bo over the top.  (sorry) :-[

A 28 play drive from the one yd line and Bo takes it in. WOOOT!!!!

Ricky, you're a man of faith, right?  BELIEVE IN BAMA.   :lol2: :lol2:

FINALLYYYYYYYYY! RTR!

We need to have a talk with your publisher... >:( >:( >:(

Bo knows touchdowns.  :lol2:  At least Nessler is doing it too.

 :lol: :lol: :lol: I believe in Alabama but when somebody is playing us this tough nose to nose my brother, I have to give them credit. RTR!

Just relax.  NOBODY in the US (or Puerto Rico) thinks UT can score 14 points.
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I ain't giving 10rSea cash or credit...

Let's get a stop, D. Need a 21-0 halftime score.

Nessler sounds like Tenn. is playing a lot of Freshmen also. RTR!

A NOT would be nice right here.

Everybody else on their team is in jail.

KAZOWIE!!!!!!!!!!! 3 and out. WOOOOT!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Levi Wallace got a HUGE sack.  Marks got a very nice punt return...

Excellent punt return.  Woot for Marks.

Almost...   :lol2:

Great return by Marx but a block in the back. BS!!! TERRIBLE CALL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

We found us a return guy. RTR!

NOBODY thought it was a penalty; NOBODY.

BOGUS block in the back call... >:(

Replay confirms they were right.  >:(

RIDLEY!!!! Good to see him back in.

Ridley looks well.  Nice play.   #+

BADDD call! RTR!

GREAT pass. RTR!

Why isn't he ejected?  :dunno:

No sooner do they trash Alabama for a sloppy game than Tenn gets the penalty!

 >:( >:(

Great run by Jacobs!

Big run by Jacobs!!

Damien Harris runs for another touchdown.

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TD HARRIS! RTR!

Bama 21-0.

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Miami 13  Syr 3  (4 min before half).

Ok, now we're rolling. Credit to Tennessee for a decent 22 minutes.............nah, I'm only kidding. They suck.  :lol2:

The first 28 minutes was ugly but UT is fighting and scratching and clawing and choking for their lives.  I think they are finally out of bullets now.  Will they lay down and quit?

If they do, we still have time to score 70 more points.

:popcorn2:

JK boots it into the endzone.  UT tries again.

I like the way you think.  :clap:

FIFM.  I was counting the NOT that didn't happen (yet).

I am assuming they don't read this rat poison during the game.

This is the banter that keeps the forum alive.   :clap: :clap: :clap:

If they keep throwing the ball we will get our NOT before halftime.

:popcorn2:

I will try to stay awake today.  :-[

BLOOM, KAZOWIE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Danielson trashes our pass rush, and we follow with a SACK!

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Good.  We're a few players short.

We do not have a NOT, but 10RC does NOT have any points.

KAZOWIE AGAIN.

Halftime.  Bama leads 21-0

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What is his buyout?  Maybe we can take up a collection.  If they could get Blackledge to replace him that would be awesome.

If you have the TV on mute rewind and watch Coach's interview with Allie.  Solid GOLD!

After the last play before the half Tennessee's quarterback kind of had that deer-in-the-headlights look

I thought they were going to have to hold his arm and lead him to the locker room.

It looks to me like the bye week is coming at a good time.  Bama’s on autopilot. The

The trainer asked him, "How many fingers am I holding up?"

He answered, "Thursday".

Team needs to heal and get their heads straight.

Time to put this away.

Well here we get ready to go. Big time second half. RTR!

Harris is a bowling ball.

Yep, golden.

The champions of life are happy to only be losing 21 to nothing.

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Eli: "Lots of loud talk & yelling in the lockerroom at halftime."

These darned 10RC players going down is hurting our momentum.

Two VOLS down.  Like the roach game with LSU.

 :popcorn2:

Shoot hate to see injuries. RTR!

Just means Damien gets to stay in.

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Oops, Bo in now.

Nice catch by Smith.

Touchdown Alabama!!! :)

TD Irv Smith!!! The route is on, baby!!!

Irv Smith catches the pass for his first touchdown.

Bama 28-0

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Yep, looks like we made their a** quit.  Let the fun begin.

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Hurts looked good with those passes. 10RC been stacking the box leaving our TEs pretty much open. Love it!

I wonder if CNS said please play a little better for me in the 2nd half? RTR!

A rout.

Well I need 28 more points. lol, RTR!

Nice clip of my old neighbor's pacle (Bryant Museum).

Alright, everybody stay awake and hope the fans stay in the stadium.

SC, you heard that?  Tua could come in any moment. 

 :popcorn2:

 :sleep:

BLOOZOWIE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! LEVI!!!!

That's it.   :stop:

SACK at the 2 yard line.

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Good Lord what a punt.  :o

Another bobbled punt?

 >:(

We will practice punt returns on the bye week. RTR!

Like CNS said, they're too eager to make a play.  CONCENTRATION!!

 :facepalm:

We are about to huff and puff and blow their house down.

... for 14 straight days (and nights).   :worship:

Tua in.

And Najee.

Woot, Tua is in!!

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Excellent pass and catch, despite interference.

Tua has such a quick release.

Tua with the 1st down.

Extremely.

Tua looking great!!!

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Indeed.

:popcorn2:

Are you kidding me??????????????  :o

>:( >:( >:(

UGH

 >:( >:( >:(

There goes the shutout.   :'(

Here's the BAD news for UT.  They kick to us, and we go back out on offense.

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You awake, SC?

Yep, I can't sleep now.  >:( >:( >:(

Classy aviary symbolism by UT.

Well they have got it figured, just look for Ridley and see those eyes for the throw. Lord we need some WR's to catch passes besides MR Ridley. RTR!

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And a BAD tackle by Jeudy.   :facepalm:

Hentges being a beast!

I love how 84 secures the football.

I thought that was Cam Sims.  :dunno:

Ricky, it was the middle linebacker.  He never moved.  Tua threw it right at him.

Sloppy play in the red zone.

You're right (#17).  Jeudy is #4, right?

Pappy with a 3 pointer.  :clap:

Drive peters out, so Pappy kicks a field goal.

Bama 31 - 7.

:jump:  :jump:  :jump:

Butch Jones should make him apologize to Alabama fans and bench his classless butt

Yep.  Jeudy has my old number.  Must be a fan of mine.  :lol2:

The cbs site is about 45 secs. behind Eli and the radio. FG counts good. RTR!

RE just lit up the QB!!!!!

Boy he got in there fast didn't he?

D does it again!

Maybe he tackles like you too.   :clap:  Hopefully not Sims.

:Four fingers up:

End of 3rd Quarter.

Bama in control 31-7.  Don't leave!

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It time for 2 more scores from the 2nd team. Let's put this thing away. RTR!

Eli:

444 total yards.  I may be a bit short.   :lol2:

UT has 28 yards passing.

Super catch!

Tua ran for a TD.  BEAUTY!!

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That was a CATXCH! RTR!

Golly what a run by TUA! RTR!

Bozeman is making some great blocks. I have friends in Roanoke who said he was gonna be good but I didn't believe he would be this good. RTR!

Time for Don Meredith?

Should I post a pic of the beach wench?

Buggs is hurt.   :( :(

@#$%@@##$%%!!!!!! >:(

ANOTHER FUMBLE BY THE PUNT RETURNER.

 >:( >:( >:( >:( >:(

I've been looking for a pic of Coach Bryant holding up 4 fingers but I can't find one.  I know I have seen one before.

50 e-creds to anybody that can track one down.

Roughing the passer.   :facepalm: :facepalm: :facepalm:

This game should be 98-0 if it weren't for stupid mistakes.  :facepalm:

God this game ain't over what is going on. RTR!

That wasn't a TD.

No big deal, but he was short of the line.

OK time to quit watching cbs. The Ref's and announcers are killing us. We give up a rushing TD. RTR!

Fans are LOUD, and UT gets a penalty.  Now 3rd and 6.

 :popcorn2: :popcorn2: :popcorn2:

Keep the streak alive!!

Well done Eli. I bet Butch Jones pooped in his brithces. RTR!

A pass coming. RTR!

No TD.

Preacher, you ARE watching the right game, aren't you?  We're killing them and playing 2nd teamers on offense.

 :dunno:

Thank goodness for equally sloppy play by UT.

MACK WILSON!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! INT!!!!!!

INT!   :lol:

Mack Wilson!

Faith, Preacher, faith!!

:jump:  :jump:

Yes sir but I love it when we kill the people without a score. RTR!

The "Mack Attack." I love it even though Eli is behind the time slot but it is good to hear we got it. RTR!

Say GOODNIGHT, Butch (aka., champion of life).

 :clap: :clap: :clap: RTR!

 >:( >:( OMG, I just dropped my guitar pick. I hope we score tyhis trip. RTR!

You may have to explain that, Ricky.

We would chew Faker Preyfield up and poop him out in little pellets.

:lol2:

Maybe he is warming up for Rammer Jammer?  :dunno:

I really like seeing the Tide dominate the Vols! What a game!

Nothing sux like a big orange!

WOOOOOOOOOOOOOT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Ruggs again; 5th catch, all TDs!!


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That was a heck of a throw!  The future looks bright, and so does the present for that matter.

 8)

TDDDDDDDDDDD Alabama. RTR!

BAMA 45  Vols 7

:jump:  :jump:

Tua to Ruggs. What a great play!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

:clap:

I was trying to pick "Amazing Grace" and clap at the same time. We need one more TD. RTR!

How many UT players does it take to beat Bama?

I'm not sure but it is way more than 85.  :lol2:

Exactly, bro.  Loving it.   #+

Well it is something to see "RUGGS" has 5 catches and they are all TD's. RTR!

We have 592 yards of offense...

I want at least 52.

:popcorn2:

Exactly 52.   :unsure: :unsure:

Apparently, Butch wants Guarantano to go out with him. Can't believe he is still in.

Look for pmull smoking a cigar.

Already smoking cigars in the stadium. (http://www.woollyal.com/core/images/smilies/winning.gif)

Bama wins 45-7!

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Well done TIDE! RTR!

Roll tide roll

11th WIN IN A ROW OVER TENNESSEE

:rofl:

:rofl:

:jump:  :jump:

Well now a week off and then big tigers from lsu. RTR!

UT was fired up and stacking the box in the first half, but to no avail. We kicked their azz. Tua with the lonely blemish in the second half with the int, but looked like a world beater otherwise.

ROLL TIDE!!!!!

11 years ago. I knew when CNS came to Alabama we would be winning games over and over. RTR!

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You got the knobs twisted all the way huh? RTR!

These knobs go to 11

604 yards against Tennessee awesome

Just about 80 too much!   :lol2: :lol2:

Yes, it is 1 louder.

It's one louder, isn't it? It's not ten. You see, you're watching Bama's 11th win in a row against Tennessee. You're on ten here, all the way up, all the way up, you're on ten on your amp. Where can you go from there? Where?

I don't know.

Nowhere. Exactly. What we do is, if we need that extra push over the cliff, you know what we do?

Put it up to eleven.

Eleven. Exactly. One louder.

We are going to need one that goes to 12 next year.

Q) How do you get a Tennessee fan to take off their shoes?

A) Ask them how many times in a row they have lost to Bama.

Actually it is a trick question.  Tennessee fans don't have shoes.

 #+ twice!

They can't count to 12 anyway.

 ???

Alabama is 5-0 in the SEC winning by a combined score of 238-38. The SEC needs to get better.

How'd that cigar taste yesterday, pmull?

I am not a smoker but I felt like I had smoked one leaving the stadium. A lot of fans were smoking them in the final minutes and on their way out of the exits.

Yeah, they showed a shot of the student section and many of them were smoking them.

In fact, they showed a wall of smoke over the stadium, then explained it was cigars.  LOTS of smoke.  It was obvious from afar (like, maybe Knoxville!).   :lol2: