Meltdown - NSFW

[2Stater]

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This one is pure classic! 

Has there ever been a more miserable era for any team in the history of college football than Auburn fans with Saban at Bama? Honestly I don’t think there ever has been. We’ve gotten our azzes whooped watching him bring four titles to that bumf**k school over there and even if we beat those tw*ts this year they’ll still win the national championship. Every d*mn year we think it’ll be different, some Heisman winner will knock off bama and they won’t win a championship but guess what f**kers? THEY ALWAYS WIN! It doesn’t matter what anyone else does they’re always going to win and there isn’t a thing on earth any f**king person can f**king do about it and it makes me want to set myself on fire in that f**k’s office so he can watch me burn. But you know what? Sumb**ch would probly light a cigar off me and smile as the last words I hear before I vanish from this painful existence will be “Roll Tide.”

Their tears are delicious. 

[Old Tider]

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This one is pure classic! 

Has there ever been a more miserable era for any team in the history of college football than Auburn fans with Saban at Bama? Honestly I don’t think there ever has been. We’ve gotten our azzes whooped watching him bring four titles to that bumf**k school over there and even if we beat those tw*ts this year they’ll still win the national championship. Every d*mn year we think it’ll be different, some Heisman winner will knock off bama and they won’t win a championship but guess what f**kers? THEY ALWAYS WIN! It doesn’t matter what anyone else does they’re always going to win and there isn’t a thing on earth any f**king person can f**king do about it and it makes me want to set myself on fire in that f**k’s office so he can watch me burn. But you know what? Sumb**ch would probly light a cigar off me and smile as the last words I hear before I vanish from this painful existence will be “Roll Tide.”

Their tears are delicious. 

Wonderful, wonderful!  I couldn't have said it better.   

[SUPERCOACH]

[bama57]

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This one is pure classic! 

Has there ever been a more miserable era for any team in the history of college football than Auburn fans with Saban at Bama? Honestly I don’t think there ever has been. We’ve gotten our azzes whooped watching him bring four titles to that bumf**k school over there and even if we beat those tw*ts this year they’ll still win the national championship. Every d*mn year we think it’ll be different, some Heisman winner will knock off bama and they won’t win a championship but guess what f**kers? THEY ALWAYS WIN! It doesn’t matter what anyone else does they’re always going to win and there isn’t a thing on earth any f**king person can f**king do about it and it makes me want to set myself on fire in that f**k’s office so he can watch me burn. But you know what? Sumb**ch would probly light a cigar off me and smile as the last words I hear before I vanish from this painful existence will be “Roll Tide.”

Their tears are delicious. 

Wonderful, wonderful!  I couldn't have said it better.   

[Marshal Dillon]

Good stuff from the fans:

MICHIGAN

Well it appears I have a mild case of alcohol poisoning and let me tell you it’s still preferable to losing to Iowa.

This clearly establishes that Western Michigan is the best team in Michigan.

Saban looked at the playoff picture tonight and was like "Execute Oder 66".

The University of Alabama presents: The 2016 CFB Playoffs

 

[Marshal Dillon]

More fans of:

[b]WASHINGTON[/b]

WE WANT BAMA! TO STAY VERY FAR AWAY FROM US BECAUSE WE ARE SO SCARED PLEASE DON’T KILL US!

So much chaos today.

Unranked UGA beat #9 Auburn

Unranked Pitt beat #2 Clemson

Unranked Mississippi state scored against #1 Alabama

And #20 USC beat #4 Washington

Unranked Ole Miss beat #8 Texas A&M too

Unranked GT beat #14 VT too

Unranked Iowa beat #3 Michigan

[Marshal Dillon]

NOW FROM:


AUBURN

Do i stay on or get off the gus bus? Think I’ll get out and push

The curious case of Gus Malzahn and how he makes your life miserable

2013: made us believe in a fairy tale only to lose at the end

2014: made us believe we were out for redemption but completely fell apart at the end

2015: hyped all preseason and came out of the gates bad

2016: now that everyone was off the bus, we all jumped back on as he won us over week after week and it has all gone to shite yet again

I think it'd be healthy to just never believe in him again. He's like sex, except you never get to finish.

And by God we deserve to finish, fellow Auburn fans. And I mean big time finishing with a money shot and a sandwich ready five minutes later.

Say what you want about Gus Malzahn, but he picks a strategy and sticks with it. Especially if it's a losing strategy.

You thought it was 2013 Auburn but it was I 2014 Auburn all along.

Auburn Poetry:

The Gus Bus crashed and the dream is dead,

We passed, passed, passed and we shite the bed.

Now all the Bama fans are having a laugh,

Zero first downs in the second half.

 

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