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« on: July 29, 2011, 04:16:17 PM »
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MICROCHIP  IMPLANT ALLOWS TERRORISTS TO  SPEAK TO GOD

The implant is specifically designed to be injected in the forehead.

When properly installed, it will allow the terrorist to speak to God.
 
It comes in various sizes:  Generally from .223 to .50
  
The exact size of the implant will be selected by a well-trained and highly skilled technician, who will also make the injection.
No Anesthetic is required.

The implant may or may not be painless. Side effects, like headaches, nausea, aches and pains are extremely temporary.

Some bleeding or swelling may occur at the injection site. In most cases, you won't even notice it.

Please enjoy the security we provide for you.

Best regards, US Marines
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« Reply #1 on: July 29, 2011, 10:16:15 PM »
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« Reply #2 on: July 30, 2011, 06:59:34 AM »
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« Reply #3 on: July 30, 2011, 07:30:48 AM »
LOL, I hate to see anybody die or not be right with God when leaving but I gotta say that was one I almost fell in the floor laughing at. RTR!
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« Reply #4 on: July 30, 2011, 08:13:35 AM »
Maybe they have that to order up the big harem they are going to get.  Huh?
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« Reply #5 on: July 30, 2011, 09:09:21 AM »
Quote from: Coach Hank Crisp on July 29, 2011, 04:16:17 PM
SIAP

MICROCHIP  IMPLANT ALLOWS TERRORISTS TO  SPEAK TO GOD

The implant is specifically designed to be injected in the forehead.

When properly installed, it will allow the terrorist to speak to God.
 
It comes in various sizes:  Generally from .223 to .50
  
The exact size of the implant will be selected by a well-trained and highly skilled technician, who will also make the injection.
No Anesthetic is required.

The implant may or may not be painless. Side effects, like headaches, nausea, aches and pains are extremely temporary.

Some bleeding or swelling may occur at the injection site. In most cases, you won't even notice it.

Please enjoy the security we provide for you.

Best regards, US Marines



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