I have to go out of town to get my hair done..
We do have a salon here but the owner/operator/master cutter always looks like she just woke up. I won't let someone do my hair if theirs doesn't look so good.
But I bet your auto repairman's car just barely runs...
Kind of reminds me of how in every smalltown you would see a 'Small engine repair/Tax service' shop. I always thought if you had a nack at one, you would be a natual at the udder.