The three parts of Charlie Sheen's heart, you ask?

[XBAMA]

you know there's a problem when he said "rehab is for quitters"

[yellowpope]

Why all the Sheen hate? You guys must not be winners

[ssmith general]

"Charlie Sheen, who smashed the Guinness World Record for soaring past the 1 million follower mark on Twitter in a little over a day, says he’s contemplating using his new popularity to get endorsements and generate revenue.

But there are plenty of others already trying to cash in on Sheen and his "winning" comments.

Since the beginning of Sheen's rants a week ago, products including songs, T-shirts and coffee mugs, ring tones and even a radio station have been produced to capitalize on the mania around him."

Sheen has Industries Winning

LoL

[ricky023]

One thing I have found out in my watching Charlie, Charlie has problems and he is going to be Charlie no matter what. RTR!

[Crimson Phoenix]

Today:
"Warner Brothers Fires Charlie Sheen."

"After careful consideration, Warner Bros. Television has terminated Charlie Sheen's services on Two and a Half Men effective immediately," the studio said in a brief statement.

Click here for link

[ssmith general]

Today:
"Warner Brothers Fires Charlie Sheen."

"After careful consideration, Warner Bros. Television has terminated Charlie Sheen's services on Two and a Half Men effective immediately," the studio said in a brief statement.

Click here for link

So much for "winning"

[LegalAcidity]

Today:
"Warner Brothers Fires Charlie Sheen."

"After careful consideration, Warner Bros. Television has terminated Charlie Sheen's services on Two and a Half Men effective immediately," the studio said in a brief statement.

Click here for link

So much for "winning"

He doesn't see it that way:

"They continue to be in breach, like so many whales," Sheen's statement reads. "It is a big day of gladness at the Sober Valley Lodge because now I can take all of their bazillions, never have to look at whatshis[expletive] again and I never have to put on those silly shirts for as long as this warlock exists in the terrestrial dimension."

[ssmith general]

Today:
"Warner Brothers Fires Charlie Sheen."

"After careful consideration, Warner Bros. Television has terminated Charlie Sheen's services on Two and a Half Men effective immediately," the studio said in a brief statement.

Click here for link

So much for "winning"

He doesn't see it that way:

"They continue to be in breach, like so many whales," Sheen's statement reads. "It is a big day of gladness at the Sober Valley Lodge because now I can take all of their bazillions, never have to look at whatshis[expletive] again and I never have to put on those silly shirts for as long as this warlock exists in the terrestrial dimension."

Whoa...

[cbbama99]

Today:
"Warner Brothers Fires Charlie Sheen."

"After careful consideration, Warner Bros. Television has terminated Charlie Sheen's services on Two and a Half Men effective immediately," the studio said in a brief statement.

Click here for link

So much for "winning"

He doesn't see it that way:

"They continue to be in breach, like so many whales," Sheen's statement reads. "It is a big day of gladness at the Sober Valley Lodge because now I can take all of their bazillions, never have to look at whatshis[expletive] again and I never have to put on those silly shirts for as long as this warlock exists in the terrestrial dimension."

Is that even English??!!

[2Stater]

No wonder he couldn't hit the strike zone.

[pmull]

I don't think he is "Winning" anymore.

[ricky023]

Yes but every bad thing that happens turns into a movie and makes money. So shall Charlie be? RTR!

[Crimson Phoenix]

So sad....I always liked Charlie Sheen and his dad too.  I don't watch sitcoms much so I'm not a fan because of that.

In a short while....Charlie may not know what has hit him.  Right now, he thinks he can make a living through Twitter and hawking t-shirts, etc.
but CBS is already thinking replacements.
Click here for link

I hope Charlie goes to Haiti with Sean Penn for a while and puts himself into helping others while his mind and body are healing.  That is...if he has really gone cold turkey like he said.  

[ssmithhhh]

I love Sheen, and hope he gets the help he needs.  That being said, this is what's going on the webs today:

How much coke does Charlie Sheen do every day? 
Enough to kill two and a half men.
 

Come on Charlie.  Remember "Platoon"?  "Ferris Buehler's Day Off"?  "Hot Shots"?

Glory days are still there. 

[ssmith general]

I think he might have snapped.

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