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Title: Meltdown
Post by: 2Stater on September 30, 2014, 09:45:17 AM
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USCe

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Dylan couldn't hit sand if he fell off a camel.

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I'm gonna go get in bed and let my girlfriend hold me while I curl up in a ball in her arms and suck my thumb until I fall asleep

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this game is boring as f*** time for BACTERIAL POWER RANKINGS
Streptococcal pharyngitis
Clostridium botulinum
E. coli
Lactic acid bacteria
Yersinia pestis



MEEECHIGAN

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Attention shoppers, there's a cripple fight in the parking lot

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Hi, my name is Kevin, and I've been watching bad football for about eight years...I didn't even realize I had a problem until just recently! I kept thinking things would get better, but...

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"Hoke is the heartbeat of the team." He must be due for a quadruple bypass.

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We've reached the point where continuing to call this a clown show would just be insulting to clowns.

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Title: Re: Meltdown
Post by: Marshal Dillon on September 30, 2014, 02:36:07 PM


So. Carolina

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Senility is upon us


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It's on the fans really, for tolerating football from washed up old coaches that cannot be fired because they won MNC's at other schools. Not ours!!!


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So, where can I buy my tickets to the Independence Bowl?



Michigan



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SUGGESTED HALFTIME ADJUSTMENTS:

1) Offer Minnesota a friendly quit and watch FSU/NCST
2) Clone De'Veon Smith
3) Tie all the coaches to a pole and see if the team does better with no coaches
4) Just Fire Hoke and Brandon and get it over with


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YOU PUT A MAYBE CONCUSSED AND CLEARLY HURT MORRIS IN FOR 1 PLAY TO HAND THE BALL OFF.
GET. OFF. OF. MY. TEAMS. COACHING. STAFF.


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Sparty is going to lay a beating on us like we have never seen before. I will not be near the tv or computer or cellphone that entire day. I may find a dark room and sit in the corner until Sunday.


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Brady clapping and giving life lessons after the pick six instead of getting fired up for once...Just resign already... Or better yet, fire yourself.



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