Crimson Red Sports

A buxom blonde goes into the bar, sits down, and orders a beer....the bartender is kind of busy, so he pours the beer, and slides it down the bar. The blonde grabs it, and it sloshes all over her boobie cleavage. The bartender runs down the bar, and licks the beer of her boobies.

She finishes her beer, and orders another....again, the bartender pours her beer, slides it down the bar, where it sloshes all over her boobies...and he promptly runs down and licks up the spillage.

This goes on for two more beers....upon ordering the fifth beer, the bartender slides it down the bar, it splashes on boobies, but the bar has filled, up, and he's too busy to run down there and take care of the spillage on the boobies.

The guy next to the blonde leans over and takes care of the spillage....after which the blonde decks him and knocks him on his ass.

"Whad'ya do that for....I din't do nothin the bartender din't do....I just helped you get cleaned up by lickin' the spillage off your boobies.

The blonde stands up, ready to kick the guy in the family jewels, stomps her foot, and screams at him....





















"You moron, he's got a likker license, you don't!".