Kentucky Derby In-Game

[BAMAWV]

You know, we should just forget the horse for now and focus on the jockey now that I think about it.

Everyone focuses on the horse. We need to think outside the traditional box.

[ssmith general]

You know, we should just forget the horse for now and focus on the jockey now that I think about it.

Everyone focuses on the horse. We need to think outside the traditional box.

I think we're definitely onto something. 

[BAMAWV]

You know, we should just forget the horse for now and focus on the jockey now that I think about it.

Everyone focuses on the horse. We need to think outside the traditional box.

I think we're definitely onto something.  

A top notch set of spurs may be money well spent. Duh. Don't these dummies watch cowboy movies? We'll put MD in charge of spurs.

[ssmith general]

You know, we should just forget the horse for now and focus on the jockey now that I think about it.

Everyone focuses on the horse. We need to think outside the traditional box.

I think we're definitely onto something.  

A top notch set of spurs may be money well spent. Duh. Don't these dummies watch cowboy movies? We'll put MD in charge of spurs.

nevermind, surprisingly, I cant find a picture of a female wearing spurs that would be allowed here.

[BAMAWV]

You know, we should just forget the horse for now and focus on the jockey now that I think about it.

Everyone focuses on the horse. We need to think outside the traditional box.

I think we're definitely onto something.  

A top notch set of spurs may be money well spent. Duh. Don't these dummies watch cowboy movies? We'll put MD in charge of spurs.

nevermind, surprisingly, I cant find a picture of a female wearing spurs that would be allowed here.

again, think outside the box for spurs:

[ssmith general]

You know, we should just forget the horse for now and focus on the jockey now that I think about it.

Everyone focuses on the horse. We need to think outside the traditional box.

I think we're definitely onto something.  

A top notch set of spurs may be money well spent. Duh. Don't these dummies watch cowboy movies? We'll put MD in charge of spurs.

nevermind, surprisingly, I cant find a picture of a female wearing spurs that would be allowed here.

again, think outside the box for spurs:

brilliant

[BAMAWV]

You know, we should just forget the horse for now and focus on the jockey now that I think about it.

Everyone focuses on the horse. We need to think outside the traditional box.

I think we're definitely onto something.  

A top notch set of spurs may be money well spent. Duh. Don't these dummies watch cowboy movies? We'll put MD in charge of spurs.

nevermind, surprisingly, I cant find a picture of a female wearing spurs that would be allowed here.

again, think outside the box for spurs:

brilliant

Already dressed for the apres race affair.

[Chechem]

Buy a $2000 middle of the road horse-- head on one end and tail on the other. Feed him bacon and eggs--not hay and sweet mix. Then give CSC a cut in the winnings to do the training program. Steroid the heck out of him and let SSG do the pee cup test (plus he has a barn).  All we need to worry about is what to wear on derby day (I already have my hat). "Sweet Home Alabama" will soon repacle "My Old Kentucky Home".  Now all we need is a rider.

 

Hmm...  Who's really short?

Didn't we have a vertically impaired equipment manager? Gymnist?

No midgets, lets go with a female gymnast

I think we are onto something with the female jockey idea. But we don't want to run off willy nilly. I suggest a long, thorough, comprehensive interview process. I have dibs on all female applicants north of, say, Knoxville.

There is a lot of potential with this idea. 

Of course, we'll need a physical exam. Ya think Dr. Chech will give us a good rate?

You boys are seriously demented.  We already have a stable of jockeys: the Alabama Gymnastics Team.  They seem to have all of the necessary qualifications.  I'll check closely to be certain, but it seems so.

And no self-respecting gymnast would wear those spurs.

[BAMAWV]

Buy a $2000 middle of the road horse-- head on one end and tail on the other. Feed him bacon and eggs--not hay and sweet mix. Then give CSC a cut in the winnings to do the training program. Steroid the heck out of him and let SSG do the pee cup test (plus he has a barn).  All we need to worry about is what to wear on derby day (I already have my hat). "Sweet Home Alabama" will soon repacle "My Old Kentucky Home".  Now all we need is a rider.

 

Hmm...  Who's really short?

Didn't we have a vertically impaired equipment manager? Gymnist?

No midgets, lets go with a female gymnast

I think we are onto something with the female jockey idea. But we don't want to run off willy nilly. I suggest a long, thorough, comprehensive interview process. I have dibs on all female applicants north of, say, Knoxville.

There is a lot of potential with this idea.  

Of course, we'll need a physical exam. Ya think Dr. Chech will give us a good rate?

You boys are seriously demented.  We already have a stable of jockeys: the Alabama Gymnastics Team.  They seem to have all of the necessary qualifications.  I'll check closely to be certain, but it seems so.

And no self-respecting gymnast would wear those spurs.

You do realize the gymnastic "horse" does not move? Hope this helps.

[Chechem]

Buy a $2000 middle of the road horse-- head on one end and tail on the other. Feed him bacon and eggs--not hay and sweet mix. Then give CSC a cut in the winnings to do the training program. Steroid the heck out of him and let SSG do the pee cup test (plus he has a barn).  All we need to worry about is what to wear on derby day (I already have my hat). "Sweet Home Alabama" will soon repacle "My Old Kentucky Home".  Now all we need is a rider.

 

Hmm...  Who's really short?

Didn't we have a vertically impaired equipment manager? Gymnist?

No midgets, lets go with a female gymnast

I think we are onto something with the female jockey idea. But we don't want to run off willy nilly. I suggest a long, thorough, comprehensive interview process. I have dibs on all female applicants north of, say, Knoxville.

There is a lot of potential with this idea.  

Of course, we'll need a physical exam. Ya think Dr. Chech will give us a good rate?

You boys are seriously demented.  We already have a stable of jockeys: the Alabama Gymnastics Team.  They seem to have all of the necessary qualifications.  I'll check closely to be certain, but it seems so.

And no self-respecting gymnast would wear those spurs.

You do realize the gymnastic "horse" does not move? Hope this helps.

It's just a training "horse" for out Derby.  They'll be ready when called on.

[2Stater]

Buy a $2000 middle of the road horse-- head on one end and tail on the other. Feed him bacon and eggs--not hay and sweet mix. Then give CSC a cut in the winnings to do the training program. Steroid the heck out of him and let SSG do the pee cup test (plus he has a barn).  All we need to worry about is what to wear on derby day (I already have my hat). "Sweet Home Alabama" will soon repacle "My Old Kentucky Home".  Now all we need is a rider.

 

Hmm...  Who's really short?

Didn't we have a vertically impaired equipment manager? Gymnist?

No midgets, lets go with a female gymnast

I think we are onto something with the female jockey idea. But we don't want to run off willy nilly. I suggest a long, thorough, comprehensive interview process. I have dibs on all female applicants north of, say, Knoxville.

So you want all the ugly ones?

[Chechem]

Buy a $2000 middle of the road horse-- head on one end and tail on the other. Feed him bacon and eggs--not hay and sweet mix. Then give CSC a cut in the winnings to do the training program. Steroid the heck out of him and let SSG do the pee cup test (plus he has a barn).  All we need to worry about is what to wear on derby day (I already have my hat). "Sweet Home Alabama" will soon repacle "My Old Kentucky Home".  Now all we need is a rider.

 

Hmm...  Who's really short?

Didn't we have a vertically impaired equipment manager? Gymnist?

No midgets, lets go with a female gymnast

I think we are onto something with the female jockey idea. But we don't want to run off willy nilly. I suggest a long, thorough, comprehensive interview process. I have dibs on all female applicants north of, say, Knoxville.

So you want all the ugly ones?

Spew... 

[BAMAWV]

Buy a $2000 middle of the road horse-- head on one end and tail on the other. Feed him bacon and eggs--not hay and sweet mix. Then give CSC a cut in the winnings to do the training program. Steroid the heck out of him and let SSG do the pee cup test (plus he has a barn).  All we need to worry about is what to wear on derby day (I already have my hat). "Sweet Home Alabama" will soon repacle "My Old Kentucky Home".  Now all we need is a rider.

 

Hmm...  Who's really short?

Didn't we have a vertically impaired equipment manager? Gymnist?

No midgets, lets go with a female gymnast

I think we are onto something with the female jockey idea. But we don't want to run off willy nilly. I suggest a long, thorough, comprehensive interview process. I have dibs on all female applicants north of, say, Knoxville.

So you want all the ugly ones?

We prefer to call them appreciative.

[2Stater]

Buy a $2000 middle of the road horse-- head on one end and tail on the other. Feed him bacon and eggs--not hay and sweet mix. Then give CSC a cut in the winnings to do the training program. Steroid the heck out of him and let SSG do the pee cup test (plus he has a barn).  All we need to worry about is what to wear on derby day (I already have my hat). "Sweet Home Alabama" will soon repacle "My Old Kentucky Home".  Now all we need is a rider.

 

Hmm...  Who's really short?

Didn't we have a vertically impaired equipment manager? Gymnist?

No midgets, lets go with a female gymnast

I think we are onto something with the female jockey idea. But we don't want to run off willy nilly. I suggest a long, thorough, comprehensive interview process. I have dibs on all female applicants north of, say, Knoxville.

So you want all the ugly ones?

We prefer to call them appreciative.

 

[cbbama99]

You know, we should just forget the horse for now and focus on the jockey now that I think about it.

Everyone focuses on the horse. We need to think outside the traditional box.

I think we're definitely onto something.  

A top notch set of spurs may be money well spent. Duh. Don't these dummies watch cowboy movies? We'll put MD in charge of spurs.

nevermind, surprisingly, I cant find a picture of a female wearing spurs that would be allowed here.

No spurs, but here are some early candidates for the jockey position (no pun intended)

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