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Title: A Cowboy's Tombstone: Post by: Jamos on August 17, 2013, 06:08:32 AM Here are the Five Rules for Men to Follow for a Happy Life that Russell J. Larsen had inscribed on his headstone in Logan , Utah .
He died not knowing that he would win the "Coolest Headstone" contest. FIVE RULES FOR MEN TO FOLLOW FOR A HAPPY LIFE: 1. It's important to have a woman who helps at home, cooks from time to time, cleans up, and has a job. 2. It's important to have a woman who can make you laugh. 3. It's important to have a woman who you can trust, and doesn't lie to you. 4. It's important to have a woman who is good in bed, and likes to be with you. 5. It's very, very important that these four women do not know each other or you could end up dead like me Title: Re: A Cowboy's Tombstone: Post by: pmull on August 17, 2013, 06:58:38 AM #+ Good one.
Title: Re: A Cowboy's Tombstone: Post by: 2Stater on August 17, 2013, 07:15:46 AM :lol:
Title: Re: A Cowboy's Tombstone: Post by: cbbama99 on August 17, 2013, 08:51:41 AM BWA HAHAHAHAHA!!!! :lol2: :lol2: :lol2:
Title: Re: A Cowboy's Tombstone: Post by: KoKoPuf on August 17, 2013, 12:13:57 PM Wish I had known about Rule #5!
Title: Re: A Cowboy's Tombstone: Post by: ricky023 on August 17, 2013, 01:35:06 PM I know the feeling. If I had those 4 women, my wife would not have pity on me. I'd be one preacher who was taught a lesson from the heart. Her heart. RTR!
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