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* Bowl Round Winners
SUPERCOACH
24-10 (155)
2Stater
21-13 (2)
ricky023
20-14 (44)
Hannibal Lecter, MD
18-14 (42)
td57
18-16 (53)

* Overall Winners
SUPERCOACH
86-66 (1214)
2Stater
86-66 (1469)
Hannibal Lecter, MD
85-64 (1075)
pmull
84-67 (1137)
83-67 (1264)
ricky023
82-70 (1278)
Merk
80-67 (1227)
BAMADCHAMPSHIPS
80-69 (1392)
td57
80-71 (1119)
Chechem
79-73 (1307)

* Most E-Cred
Kgoode35+
E-Cred: 1000009
2Stater 2Stater
E-Cred: 7921
Chechem Chechem
E-Cred: 7228
pmull pmull
E-Cred: 6108
Jamos Jamos
E-Cred: 5801
SUPERCOACH SUPERCOACH
E-Cred: 5654
Catch Prothro Catch Prothro
E-Cred: 5215
ricky023 ricky023
E-Cred: 5062
XBAMA XBAMA
E-Cred: 4632
Merk Merk
E-Cred: 3915
bama57 bama57
E-Cred: 3858
KoKoPuf
E-Cred: 3504
BAMADCHAMPSHIPS BAMADCHAMPSHIPS
E-Cred: 3378
Leewillie Leewillie
E-Cred: 3348
N.AL-Tider N.AL-Tider
E-Cred: 3190
Bamaphile Bamaphile
E-Cred: 3183
td57 td57
E-Cred: 3139
Marshal Dillon Marshal Dillon
E-Cred: 3072
bamaphil bamaphil
E-Cred: 2962
Hannibal Lecter, MD Hannibal Lecter, MD
E-Cred: 2961

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BAMAWV
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« on: November 22, 2011, 12:20:10 AM »
You have used baling wire to attach a license plate

You have animals living in structures more expensive than your house.

You have used a tractor with a loader as scaffolding for painting or roof repairs

You've used the same knife to make bull calves into steers and peel apples
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« Reply #1 on: November 22, 2011, 12:26:03 AM »
You have fibbed to a mechanic about how often you greased a piece of equipment

Your front porch callapses and 7 dogs die.

Your girlfriend left her teeth in your wife's truck.

You're out of town for the night and someone steals your house.
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« Reply #2 on: November 22, 2011, 12:27:10 AM »
Your favorite team has not won a legitimate national championship in your lifetime.
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« Reply #3 on: November 22, 2011, 12:28:44 AM »
You sold your tickets to the Iron Bowl so you would have gas money to go to the game.
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« Reply #4 on: November 22, 2011, 12:29:51 AM »
Your commode is on the front porch.
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« Reply #5 on: November 22, 2011, 12:30:43 AM »
You think indoor plumbing means you live in the well house.
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« Reply #6 on: November 22, 2011, 12:31:30 AM »
You put your toilet paper in the trees and wipe yourself with leaves.
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« Reply #7 on: November 22, 2011, 12:32:46 AM »
You think illegal aliens come from Mars.
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« Reply #8 on: November 22, 2011, 12:32:58 AM »
Your school is accused by Peta of torturing the mascot.

Over 50% of your clothing came from feed and seeds.

Your excuse for getting out of school is that the cows got out.

You pick up all the free stuff at the State Fair.
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« Reply #9 on: November 22, 2011, 12:33:20 AM »
Your wife eats lizards.
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« Reply #10 on: November 22, 2011, 12:34:03 AM »
You think 5-19 is a winning record.
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« Reply #11 on: November 22, 2011, 12:35:08 AM »
You don't chant S-E-C!!! at the Oregon game because you aren't sure how to spell SEC.
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« Reply #12 on: November 22, 2011, 12:35:41 AM »
You think you are an entertainer AND an icon.
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« Reply #13 on: November 22, 2011, 12:36:48 AM »
You have ever attended the museum of toilet paper.
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« Reply #14 on: November 22, 2011, 12:37:46 AM »
You pick up your date for the game and she is wearing cleats.
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