Favorite Aub Jokes

[cbbama99]

This thread kind of coincides with the barn in DC thread, and I think that we had one of these on TS at one point. Anyway, a joke that a friend of mine sent me made me decide to do this:

A Tennessee fan, an Auburn fan, & an Alabama fan are climbing a mountain and arguing about who loves their team the most. The Tennessee fan insists that he is the most loyal. ''This is for the Vols! '' he yells & jumps off the mountain. Not to be out done, the Alabama fan is next to profess his love for his team. He yells "This is for the Tide!" & pushes the Auburn fan off the mountain

[SUPERCOACH]

           

Nice!

[Marshal Dillon]

[XBAMA]

An Alabama fan is in Auburn for the Game. Before the game, he's eating some ribs and wishin' he was at Dreamland. He begins choking on a bone. Two Auburn students, noticing his distress, decide to help. One drops his pants and gets down on his hands and knees. The other begins vigorously licking the first's posterior. Revolted, the Alabama fan vomits up the offending bone. The two Auburn students stand up & one smugly says to the other, "Told you that Hind Lick maneuver we learned in class would come in handy someday."

[2Stater]

Alabama Power was looking to hire a crew of workers to bury new power poles. A group of Bama students and a group of barners showed up for the job. The supervisor told them he could only hire one crew. To decide, he sent the Bama crew out with a set of poles, and the barn crew with the same amount. He said whoever got done first would get the job. The Bama crew returned, completed by lunch. Finally about 10 PM, the Auburn crew returned. The supervisor said, well, it looks like the Bama guys buried their poles first, so they get the job. One of the barners chimed out "That's not fair, did you see how much they left above ground?

[BAMAWV]

Alabama Power was looking to hire a crew of workers to bury new power poles. A group of Bama students and a group of barners showed up for the job. The supervisor told them he could only hire one crew. To decide, he sent the Bama crew out with a set of poles, and the barn crew with the same amount. He said whoever got done first would get the job. The Bama crew returned, completed by lunch. Finally about 10 PM, the Auburn crew returned. The supervisor said, well, it looks like the Bama guys buried their poles first, so they get the job. One of the barners chimed out "That's not fair, did you see how much they left above ground?

Is this true? 

[2Stater]

Alabama Power was looking to hire a crew of workers to bury new power poles. A group of Bama students and a group of barners showed up for the job. The supervisor told them he could only hire one crew. To decide, he sent the Bama crew out with a set of poles, and the barn crew with the same amount. He said whoever got done first would get the job. The Bama crew returned, completed by lunch. Finally about 10 PM, the Auburn crew returned. The supervisor said, well, it looks like the Bama guys buried their poles first, so they get the job. One of the barners chimed out "That's not fair, did you see how much they left above ground?

Is this true? 

As far as you know.

[Chechem]

This one is Cat's favorite:

"How can you tell there's been an Aub student in your backyard?"

"Your garbage is gone and your dog's pregnant."

[Chechem]

Why do Aub graduates put their diplomas on their dashboard?

Handicap parking.

[CrimsonFever]

An auburn guy and I walk into a bar.  The auburn guy says, "Hello men, meet my good friend the idiot from WA."  I say, "I'm not from WA, I'm from Huntsville, AL."  Also, the water was deep on that bridge.

[2Stater]

Why do Aub graduates put their diplomas on their dashboard?

Handicap parking.

Good one. I hadn't heard this one before.

[CrimsonFever]

Two gay guys walk into this bar.

"Hey are you game?", asks one.

"Shoot me," says the other.

[2Stater]

Two gay guys walk into this bar.

"Hey am I game?", asks me.

"Shoot CF," says the other.

FIFY

[CrimsonFever]

I have the ghey. Give the ghey stuff a rest.

[CrimsonFever]

I have the ghey. Give the ghey stuff a rest.

How can I edit my posts?  Oh I see it there.  This is fun.  Mods???  Where are the mods??? I am really stupid .  Rock out.  

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