Crimson Red Sports

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"Pat, I want you to go to Auburn and screw them up so bad that they never recover.  Even after they finally fire you, keep an office there so you can keep an eye on them."

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....And Coach Bryant, we had fried shrimp, sauteed shrimp, boiled shrimp.............

Can't beat the one I saw on WoollyAl:

"Fat, drunk and stupid is no way to go through life, son."

They are doing this pic on the woolly?

:lol:

It was posted in a couple different threads.  I don't think there was a dedication caption thread for it.

"How in the world did you lose your pants?"

"Well, he couldn't spell Vincent, so we just started calling him Bo."

Pat you need to always wear your suspenders. The last time you did not wear them we found your pants down by the lake.

"Pat, have you ever heard of tea-bagging?"

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I didn't mind the Army, Coach, They made me PLO, Permanent Latrine Orderly.

"Well Coach, I wasn't planning to go there.  But when Bobby Lowder said he would give me free toilet paper for the rest of my life, it was an offer I just couldn't refuse."

"Free toilet paper you say?"

"Yeah, they were going to put it in a tree for me and I could go get it anytime I wanted to."

"Pat, you can go there if you want to, but the same team win, that always won... and you'll just have a different bunch of excuses when you lose."

"I wouldn't take it Pat.  There's no way you will be able to get recruits to come to that cow college unless you pay 'em."

"Pat, I had to get out of College Station.  Only 2 things come from Texas..."

"Pat, if they ever hire Bill Curry when I'm gone, I want you to take care of him for me."

"Pat, you are more than half as dumb as you look"

"Aw shucks, thanks Coach!"

"That wasn't a compliment, son."

"Coach, does this little hat make me look gay?"

"No, Pat, but I would sure enough stay away from that yeller fella."

"Pat, if you keep forgetting the french fries I'm gonna have to let you go."

"Hey Coach, aren't you from Arkansas?"

(Read the aTm thread first if you don't get it.)

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How do you do, Miss-us Wi-ley.......

Some of us can remember that, Andy in his early career. :lol: :clap:

I have an old record of that stored in my father's old foot locker. That was classic.

So...THAT'S what they mean by "the birds and the bees"?!