You should take a look at Shaggy. First it took 5 pages to welcome him to the team and say all the great things he will do (even play QB). The last 3 pages to decommit him and say how he wasn't good enough to play at Tejas. LOL
This is about where he decommits.
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“Hello, Ricky? Hi, it's Coach Brown, how are you?”
“Coach Brown, Mack Brown, you know, University of Texas.”
“Texas, Ricky... UT. Football. Longhorns, you know?”
“Yeah, yes, right, that UT. Right. How are you?”
“Great. Listen, we just had a meeting, and...”
“We, the coaches, we had a...”
“Football coaches, Ricky, football coaches. We just got through meeting, and...”
“No, Coach Barnes wasn't in it, he coaches basketball, son.”
“No, I don't know where he is, he mumbled something about offense a couple of weeks ago, and no one's seen him since. This was just the football coaches meeting.”
“Well, that's what I'm trying to tell you, son. We had a meeeting about some problems that have come up, and we reached a consensus, and...”
“Consensus, Ricky, it means we all agreed.”
“Well, you might've heard the news about Cameron Hughes tearing his ACL, and...”
“ACL, Ricky, it's a tendon or a ligament or something in the back of the knee, and he tore it up...”
“He Cam Ranh Bay, he tore up his knee playing a little hoops, and so he's gonna have surgery and won't be able to play this fall.'
“Well, what that has to do with you, is Coach Applewhite told me...”
“Applewhite, Coach Applewhite, you know, the Major.”
“Yeah, that guy. He told me you wanted to play some hoops, and we had a meeting about it, and...”
“Yeah, yes, Ricky, the same meeting.”
“No, not just about you, about all the players, and our consensus is...”
“Okay, sorry. We all agreed that there will be no basketball for any players, not pickup games or anything else. And I wanted to make sure you understood that and I need your word that you won't be playing any...”
“Hello?”
“Hello? Ricky, you there? Hello?”
Wish I could give this guy an e-cred. Since I can't, here ya go, WV.