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« Reply #15 on: August 10, 2011, 09:19:43 PM »

Carrying a pink gun = no penis...
You have to be the President of ALL the people,--even the pink gun, no penis crowd.

OH I realize that. I actually like thiese people. As of right now, ( pre-presidency) they are job security for me and my co-workers. Long as people pull stupid stuff like this,  I have a job as a medic.  
You need a button on your "SIG" line that plays Hail to the Chief that we can listen to while we read your posts. JMHO/RTR  (Marine Corp Band)

Lulz, I'll have to work on that when things slow down a lil'. ( Read my SWAT MEDIC DAY 1 Post.)
SWAT training will come in handy when you go to clearing the deadbeats out of the White House.
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« Reply #16 on: August 10, 2011, 09:21:55 PM »

Carrying a pink gun = no penis...
You have to be the President of ALL the people,--even the pink gun, no penis crowd.

OH I realize that. I actually like thiese people. As of right now, ( pre-presidency) they are job security for me and my co-workers. Long as people pull stupid stuff like this,  I have a job as a medic. 
You need a button on your "SIG" line that plays Hail to the Chief that we can listen to while we read your posts. JMHO/RTR  (Marine Corp Band)

Lulz, I'll have to work on that when things slow down a lil'. ( Read my SWAT MEDIC DAY 1 Post.)
SWAT training will come in handy when you go to clearing the deadbeats out of the White House.

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« Reply #17 on: August 10, 2011, 09:51:46 PM »

da#@...that would be awesome!!! Shocked

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« Reply #18 on: August 12, 2011, 03:40:21 AM »

Using a lethal weapon like guns and pistols could bother us when someone directly point on you. We couldn’t deny the fact that there are still some of us who do not keep in mind all of the safety precautions in handling guns into a proper place. This results in accidentally shooting themselves. You can check out the whole story here if you are not satisfied: Man accidentally shoots own penis with pink pistol. And at the last minute we might regret.
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« Reply #19 on: August 12, 2011, 04:09:30 AM »

^ someone else will have to click on that link before I go.
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« Reply #20 on: August 12, 2011, 04:25:44 AM »

^ someone else will have to click on that link before I go.
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« Reply #21 on: August 12, 2011, 09:09:04 AM »

Wise choice WV.  The link looks valid and it goes to another story about this same guy.  The other site looks legit.  It didn't blow up my computer... yet.  Cheesy
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« Reply #22 on: August 12, 2011, 10:12:03 AM »

 Applause E-Cred
 Supa Corch = point man!!!!
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« Reply #23 on: August 12, 2011, 10:21:55 AM »

Applause E-Cred
 Supa Corch = point man!!!!

I checked it out with a test computer that I could completely wipe out and reset in just a few minutes if it all fell apart.

For the computer geeks out there, I have a whole library of VM's set up that I use for stuff like this.  I have all sorts of different OS/browser combinations, and I can revert the whole thing back to a clean state with just a couple of clicks.  I already had one of those guys fired up, so I just used it to check out the link.
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« Reply #24 on: August 12, 2011, 10:23:23 AM »

Applause E-Cred
 Supa Corch = point man!!!!
Good guy to have around if you need someone to throw himself on a grenade.
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« Reply #25 on: August 12, 2011, 10:37:30 AM »

Applause E-Cred
 Supa Corch = point man!!!!

I checked it out with a test computer that I could completely wipe out and reset in just a few minutes if it all fell apart.

For the computer geeks out there, I have a whole library of VM's set up that I use for stuff like this.  I have all sorts of different OS/browser combinations, and I can revert the whole thing back to a clean state with just a couple of clicks.  I already had one of those guys fired up, so I just used it to check out the link.

I completely understand the first part!
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« Reply #26 on: August 13, 2011, 11:27:47 AM »

When I lived in HOuston in the 80's, it was reported thast a guy was lying in bed, heard a noise coming from the hallway, retrieved his weapon from the bedside table, and still lying down, aimed for the door and.........yes, he let off a round and shot the tip of his "man thang" off. Surgical reattachment was not advanced at the time enough for re-attachment. Gives new meaning to the saying. "I'm a little short".
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« Reply #27 on: August 13, 2011, 11:46:25 AM »

 Applause E-Cred made me laugh this morning, thanks.  Hope Shorty recovered but that's a lot of paperwork for such a short thing. Lips Sealed
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« Reply #28 on: August 13, 2011, 09:29:00 PM »

When I lived in HOuston in the 80's, it was reported thast a guy was lying in bed, heard a noise coming from the hallway, retrieved his weapon from the bedside table, and still lying down, aimed for the door and.........yes, he let off a round and shot the tip of his "man thang" off. Surgical reattachment was not advanced at the time enough for re-attachment. Gives new meaning to the saying. "I'm a little short".
So it was in the line of fire somewhere between the bed and the door. Impressive!
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« Reply #29 on: August 13, 2011, 09:31:58 PM »

When I lived in HOuston in the 80's, it was reported thast a guy was lying in bed, heard a noise coming from the hallway, retrieved his weapon from the bedside table, and still lying down, aimed for the door and.........yes, he let off a round and shot the tip of his "man thang" off. Surgical reattachment was not advanced at the time enough for re-attachment. Gives new meaning to the saying. "I'm a little short".
So it was in the line of fire somewhere between the bed and the door. Impressive!

Thats the first time he would have been called shorty.
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