The Niceties of Driving to Walmark

[BAMAWV]

I hate litterbugs and tailgaters, and think they deserve imprisonment or execution. People poking along in the fast lane runs a distant third. What gets your goat?

 

[XBAMA]

I hate wal-marks period ...
I can be in a perfectly good mood , having a great day
go in wal-marks and by the time I get through the check out

I'M READY TO KILL SOMEBODY !

[BAMAWV]

I hate wal-marks period ...
I can be in a perfectly good mood , having a great day
go in wal-marks and by the time I get through the check out

I'M READY TO KILL SOMEBODY !

Thread hijacker.  for making record time in doing so.

[XBAMA]

SO SORRY WV !!!       #

I saw the word "wal-marks" and got crazy ...

what I was trying to say is that after I go in wal-marks the ride there is forgotten
no matter how many DA's cross my path on the trip there the actual
trip into the store is 400 times worse than the drive .


re-rail ...
I hate people on cell phones , putting on make-up or driving 20+ mph lower than the limit
all of those set me off in a hurry ...

I am amazed at the number of people I have passed that are reading a book while driving .
that torque's my gourd in a hurry too ...  

talking about de-rails ......... and those slow left laner's  ...
I used to have a real train horn on my truck
talk about having some fun ... you can make someone mess their britches real quick !

[cbbama99]

I hate litterbugs and tailgaters, and think they deserve imprisonment or execution. People poking along in the fast lane runs a distant third. What gets your goat?

 

People who have it clear to pull out for a LONG time before I get to them, and then when I am like 10 yards from them pull out and then SLOW DOWN. If you have to be a jerk and pull out, at least speed up.

[pmull]

Golfers that play so slow they hold up the whole course. This deserves the death penalty.

[BAMAWV]

Dense fog at night on these mountain roads. Tourist (out of state tags) poking along at 5 mph which is sometimes really a safe speed. But I manage to get around them. I know the roads so I can go maybe 15-20 mph. But then they tailgate me. Now I cannot see because of their headlights on my truck. I sometimes stop and have a talk with them.

[2Stater]

Don't get me started. Everything you guys posted. My pet peeves in order.

1) Drivers that think the passing lane is the sight-seeing lane. When I finally pass them, I cut them off...DANGEROUSLY CLOSE.

2) I have 5 miles of clearance behind me, but idiot driver has to pull out from a side road right in front of me and drive slowly. When I finally pass them, I cut them off...DANGEROUSLY CLOSE. 

3) Fat people at Walmarks that walk their buggy (or drive it) down the center of the aisle so you cannot pass. When I finally pass them, I cut them off...DANGEROUSLY CLOSE. 

4) Everybody else at Walmarks because they are taking all day to decide what to pick off the aisle while their buggy is right across from them blocking the aisle. I move their buggy by pushing it as far as it will go before crashing into something. 

5) Fivesomes on the golf course. 

Here is a pic of me practicing anger management..................

[BAMAWV]

A fivesome shooting 120 a piece, but getting down looking at their putts, as if putting for a million dollars.

People passing stopped traffic, in the emergency lane. I refuse to let' em back in, but someone (weak) always does.

[rueben]

People who see the big red truck, lights flashing, siren wailing...and refuse to get out of the way. But when it is them (or a loved one of theirs) having an emergency, guess who's the first one to ask, "WHAT TOOK YOU GUS SO LONG?!?"
  Oh my last day before retirement, they better not let me out on that truck in public!!!

[2Stater]

A fivesome shooting 120 a piece, but getting down looking at their putts, as if putting for a million dollars.

People passing stopped traffic, in the emergency lane. I refuse to let' em back in, but someone (weak) always does.

Amen to that! The weekend before last, a foursome in front of us was holding up the world. On a par 3, one of the maroons drove the cart into a sand trap. I kid you not. It took all 4 of them to get the cart out as we played through without their permission. Lucky for them, they didn't open their mouths. We were steaming.

[XBAMA]

3) Fat people at Walmarks that walk their buggy (or drive it) down the center of the aisle so you cannot pass. When I finally pass them, I cut them off...DANGEROUSLY CLOSE. 

4) Everybody else at Walmarks because they are taking all day to decide what to pick off the aisle while their buggy is right across from them blocking the aisle. I move their buggy by pushing it as far as it will go before crashing into something. 

3 and 4 sets my azz on fire   

the only way it gets worse is when they are what I call ...
having a "family reunion" ... that's when they gather in a herd and talk but blocking the aisle
its like you are invisible and they ain't moving or acknowledging your there for a box of twinkies 
 you have to go all the way around to get something off the same aisle ...

why didn't I say something ? well I did once and my wife gave me heck for days for doing it ...
she said I was mean , rude , had no social skills and couldn't ever take me out in pub-lick again
and the peanut butter and jelly sandwiches got old in a hurry so I bite my tongue

lord help them if I'm ever alone in there though  because it's on like donkey kong
I plan to kick one off the little store supplied electric scooter and run over them with it     

[2Stater]

3) Fat people at Walmarks that walk their buggy (or drive it) down the center of the aisle so you cannot pass. When I finally pass them, I cut them off...DANGEROUSLY CLOSE. 

4) Everybody else at Walmarks because they are taking all day to decide what to pick off the aisle while their buggy is right across from them blocking the aisle. I move their buggy by pushing it as far as it will go before crashing into something. 

3 and 4 sets my azz on fire   

the only way it gets worse is when they are what I call ...
having a "family reunion" ... that's when they gather in a herd and talk but blocking the aisle
its like you are invisible and they ain't moving or acknowledging your there for a box of twinkies 
 you have to go all the way around to get something off the same aisle ...

why didn't I say something ? well I did once and my wife gave me heck for days for doing it ...
she said I was mean , rude , had no social skills and couldn't ever take me out in pub-lick again
and the peanut butter and jelly sandwiches got old in a hurry so I bite my tongue

lord help them if I'm ever alone in there though  because it's on like donkey kong
I plan to kick one off the little store supplied electric scooter and run over them with it     

X, you and I must be related somewhere down the line. 

[BAMAWV]

People who see the big red truck, lights flashing, siren wailing...and refuse to get out of the way. But when it is them (or a loved one of theirs) having an emergency, guess who's the first one to ask, "WHAT TOOK YOU GUS SO LONG?!?"
  Oh my last day before retirement, they better not let me out on that truck in public!!!

Or people that see smoke, then drive from miles away to see the fire. It is the same people that clog up everything else in life.

[Old Tider]

People in front of you in the checkout line who can't find their card or there's a problem with it or they sent their kid to find something they forgot.

No matter which line you pick, the one next to you will start zooming through.

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