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Title: Naked man found covered in chocolate, peanut butter inside grocery store
Post by: Coach Hank Crisp on February 09, 2012, 02:04:43 PM
http://www.9news.com/rss/article/248148/337/Naked-man-found-covered-in-chocolate-peanut-butter-inside-grocery-store?utm_source=twitterfeed&utm_medium=twitter

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LOUISVILLE, Ky. - Kentucky police have arrested a grocery store burglar following a bizarre break-in.

Police say they found the 23-year-old Andrew Toothman inside the store wearing nothing but black boots, covered in chocolate and peanut butter.

His grandfather thinks he knows why.

"Somebody sneaked him something," said John Hall. "Maybe bath salts."


On Monday, the IGA grocery store in Neon replaced the glass troopers say Toothman busted out to get in the store.

Hall says he raised his grandson like a son, and he says this is not like him.

"He was an outstanding young man," said Hall. "Anybody would tell you that."

However, Toothman's troubles continue.

He had an assault added to his charges after a deputy at the Letcher County jail says Toothman slapped him across his face.

Toothman's family says he needs psychiatric help, not a jail cell.



How did they know it was chocolate and peanut butter?


Taste test!!!!!!


Title: Re: Naked man found covered in chocolate, peanut butter inside grocery store
Post by: XBAMA on February 09, 2012, 02:16:13 PM
looks like lil' andy is a freak   :o 

they must have called in a peanut butter forensic specialist ?   :dunno:

new song .... it's peanut butter chocolate time !!!!!   


Title: Re: Naked man found covered in chocolate, peanut butter inside grocery store
Post by: Coach Hank Crisp on February 09, 2012, 02:55:41 PM
I had to go on the intertube and google this because I have never heard about bath salts causing problems.

http://dailyfreepress.com/2011/02/22/effects-of-bath-salts-comporable-to-drugs-such-as-lsd-ecstasy-pcp/

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Some states recently classified bath salts as Schedule I drugs after they were found to cause hallucinations, suicidal thoughts and death.

In most states, bath salts are legally sold at convenience stores, gas stations and head shops. Though they are generally used for their cosmetic purposes, bath salts contain a chemical known as methylenedioxypyrovalerone (MDPV), which is also found in some plant fertilizers and is known for its stimulatory properties.

The salts are not designated for human consumption, yet there have been hundreds of reported incidents of users snorting, smoking and even injecting the substances, according to a Feb. 14 American Association of Poison Control Centers press release.

Poison control centers across 43 states have received 469 calls regarding users who have ingested the bath salts.

Side effects of ingesting the salts, which have been compared to methamphetamine and cocaine, include increased blood pressure, increased heart rate, agitation, hallucinations, extreme paranoia and delusions, according to the press release.

“These products create a very severe paranoia that we believe could cause users to harm themselves or others,” said Mark Ryan, the director of the Louisiana Poison Control Center, in a press release.

Louisiana has reported at least 165 cases of bath salt consumption.

“If you take the very worst of some of the other drugs–LSD and Ecstasy with their hallucinogenic-delusional type properties, PCP with extreme agitation, superhuman strength and combativeness, as well as the stimulant properties of cocaine and meth-if you take all the worst of those and put them all together this is what you get. It’s ugly,” Ryan said to HealthDay News.



Title: Re: Naked man found covered in chocolate, peanut butter inside grocery store
Post by: 2Stater on February 10, 2012, 08:18:53 AM
looks like lil' andy is a freak   :o 

they must have called in a peanut butter forensic specialist ?   :dunno:

new song .... it's peanut butter chocolate time !!!!!   

Depends on whether it was crunchy or smooth.  :D


Title: Re: Naked man found covered in chocolate, peanut butter inside grocery store
Post by: Old Tider on February 10, 2012, 09:31:02 AM
He obviously doesn't suffer from arachibutyrophobia.


Title: Re: Naked man found covered in chocolate, peanut butter inside grocery store
Post by: Coach Hank Crisp on February 10, 2012, 01:44:08 PM
I had to google that word Old Tider!

I first thought it was an allergy to peanuts and that fear of getting sick.
Boy was I wrong.

http://www.phobia-fear-release.com/arachibutyrophobia.html

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Arachibutyrophobia is defined as the fear of experiencing peanut butter sticking to the roof of your mouth.

If you are victim of this phobia, then you will definitely try to shun situation where you will be compelled to eat peanut butter.

But prior to understanding the intensity of this phobia, it is more important to understand what is phobia.

Defining Phobia And Understanding Arachibutyrophobia
Phobia is the intense, persistent and unrealistic fear that grips your mind with unrealistic thoughts and ideas. It affects your ability to socialize with others or act effectively with others.

The Symptoms

The symptoms are shaking, feeling of nausea and sickness, sweating, dizziness, heart palpitation, inability to speak and work properly, feelings of nausea and anxiety attacks.

Getting Rid Of It

NLP self help technique is the right approach towards solving Arachibutyrophobia. It involves a set of methods that is effective in dealing with phobia.



Title: Re: Naked man found covered in chocolate, peanut butter inside grocery store
Post by: cbbama99 on February 10, 2012, 03:03:46 PM
Somehow I don't think Mr. Reese would approve of the way this guy put chocolate and peanut butter together. Do suppose the peanut butter got stuck to .... uh, nevermind.