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[2Stater]

Austin High School is off to a 3-0 start this year and we are real excited about that. We have a really good kicker/punter. He was awarded the ASWA defensive/Special Teams player of the week.
He is also a great kickoff guy. In HS they kick from the 40 but it is a touchback almost every time. He kicked a 52 yard field goal last year. What he did lst week is quoted below:

Austin High place-kicker Matt Pensa's four field goals to help beat Hewitt-Trussville 25-23 last week have earned him Alabama Sports Writers Association defensive/special teams honors.

Pensa made field goals of 29, 20, 37 and 29 yards, with the last one coming with 43 seconds to play and giving Austin the win. He also punted three times for a 41-yard average, and one of those pinned Hewitt-Trussville inside its own 1.

Pretty good don't you think.

I'm watching the replay of Toledo vs Ohio State. Toledo has a punter named Penza.

[BAMAWV]

I see where Google last visited this page at 2:50. It may help SC out if you guys would try and dress a little nicer and shave occassionally. You don't get 2nd chances at first impressions. Also, if SC left some sandwiches for the Google crowd, it would be special. I'm trusting that the rest of you won't leave half eaten noshes laying around and will wipe up crumbs. Hope this helps.

How's this?

Is artofmanliness.com on your favorites list? No suit and tie (although it couldn't hurt),--just a clean shirt now and then. BTW, lets try and keep CB away from the sandwiches until the Google contingency has departed. 

[2Stater]

I see where Google last visited this page at 2:50. It may help SC out if you guys would try and dress a little nicer and shave occassionally. You don't get 2nd chances at first impressions. Also, if SC left some sandwiches for the Google crowd, it would be special. I'm trusting that the rest of you won't leave half eaten noshes laying around and will wipe up crumbs. Hope this helps.

How's this?

Is artofmanliness.com on your favorites list? No suit and tie (although it couldn't hurt),--just a clean shirt now and then. BTW, lets try and keep CB away from the sandwiches until the Google contingency has departed. 

No, that's really me. I'm a senior male super-model. Chics dig me. Don't worry about CB, he's asleep at his desk.

[pmull]

Austin High School is off to a 3-0 start this year and we are real excited about that. We have a really good kicker/punter. He was awarded the ASWA defensive/Special Teams player of the week.
He is also a great kickoff guy. In HS they kick from the 40 but it is a touchback almost every time. He kicked a 52 yard field goal last year. What he did lst week is quoted below:

Austin High place-kicker Matt Pensa's four field goals to help beat Hewitt-Trussville 25-23 last week have earned him Alabama Sports Writers Association defensive/special teams honors.

Pensa made field goals of 29, 20, 37 and 29 yards, with the last one coming with 43 seconds to play and giving Austin the win. He also punted three times for a 41-yard average, and one of those pinned Hewitt-Trussville inside its own 1.

Pretty good don't you think.

I'm watching the replay of Toledo vs Ohio State. Toledo has a punter named Penza.

Are you accusing us of cheating? 

[2Stater]

Austin High School is off to a 3-0 start this year and we are real excited about that. We have a really good kicker/punter. He was awarded the ASWA defensive/Special Teams player of the week.
He is also a great kickoff guy. In HS they kick from the 40 but it is a touchback almost every time. He kicked a 52 yard field goal last year. What he did lst week is quoted below:

Austin High place-kicker Matt Pensa's four field goals to help beat Hewitt-Trussville 25-23 last week have earned him Alabama Sports Writers Association defensive/special teams honors.

Pensa made field goals of 29, 20, 37 and 29 yards, with the last one coming with 43 seconds to play and giving Austin the win. He also punted three times for a 41-yard average, and one of those pinned Hewitt-Trussville inside its own 1.

Pretty good don't you think.

I'm watching the replay of Toledo vs Ohio State. Toledo has a punter named Penza.

Are you accusing us of cheating? 

 

[BAMAWV]

I see where Google last visited this page at 2:50. It may help SC out if you guys would try and dress a little nicer and shave occassionally. You don't get 2nd chances at first impressions. Also, if SC left some sandwiches for the Google crowd, it would be special. I'm trusting that the rest of you won't leave half eaten noshes laying around and will wipe up crumbs. Hope this helps.

How's this?

Is artofmanliness.com on your favorites list? No suit and tie (although it couldn't hurt),--just a clean shirt now and then. BTW, lets try and keep CB away from the sandwiches until the Google contingency has departed.  

No, that's really me. I'm a senior male super-model. Chics dig me. Don't worry about CB, he's asleep at his desk.

Great. When Google comes, you do the talking! Can you get Smitty to pull the tractor around back? Ask Chech not to try and sell 'em anything.

[2Stater]

I see where Google last visited this page at 2:50. It may help SC out if you guys would try and dress a little nicer and shave occassionally. You don't get 2nd chances at first impressions. Also, if SC left some sandwiches for the Google crowd, it would be special. I'm trusting that the rest of you won't leave half eaten noshes laying around and will wipe up crumbs. Hope this helps.

How's this?

Is artofmanliness.com on your favorites list? No suit and tie (although it couldn't hurt),--just a clean shirt now and then. BTW, lets try and keep CB away from the sandwiches until the Google contingency has departed. 

No, that's really me. I'm a senior male super-model. Chics dig me. Don't worry about CB, he's asleep at his desk.

Great. When Google comes, you do the talking! Can you get Smitty to pull the tractor around back?

Done!

[SUPERCOACH]

   

You guys are "on" today.

[2Stater]

 

You guys are "on" today.

Just trying to make you look good while Google is in the pacle, SC.

[BAMAWV]

 

You guys are "on" today.

Just a casual spread,--nothing over the top. Ask your wife--she'll know how to make things nice. You can set everything out on my posts, if you'd like. Maybe she has a nice tablecloth and some napkins.

[2Stater]

Alright! The caterer is here.

[cbbama99]

I see where Google last visited this page at 2:50. It may help SC out if you guys would try and dress a little nicer and shave occassionally. You don't get 2nd chances at first impressions. Also, if SC left some sandwiches for the Google crowd, it would be special. I'm trusting that the rest of you won't leave half eaten noshes laying around and will wipe up crumbs. Hope this helps.

How's this?

Is artofmanliness.com on your favorites list? No suit and tie (although it couldn't hurt),--just a clean shirt now and then. BTW, lets try and keep CB away from the sandwiches until the Google contingency has departed. 

No, that's really me. I'm a senior male super-model. Chics dig me. Don't worry about CB, he's asleep at his desk.

Great. When Google comes, you do the talking! Can you get Smitty to pull the tractor around back?

Done!

First, what are these sandwiches you speak of? I hope you mean sammiches, in which case yes, they are already gone.   
Second, 2 I respectfully disagree with you saying I am asleep at my desk. I'm resting my eyes from the glare of WV's greatness. 

[2Stater]

I see where Google last visited this page at 2:50. It may help SC out if you guys would try and dress a little nicer and shave occassionally. You don't get 2nd chances at first impressions. Also, if SC left some sandwiches for the Google crowd, it would be special. I'm trusting that the rest of you won't leave half eaten noshes laying around and will wipe up crumbs. Hope this helps.

How's this?

Is artofmanliness.com on your favorites list? No suit and tie (although it couldn't hurt),--just a clean shirt now and then. BTW, lets try and keep CB away from the sandwiches until the Google contingency has departed. 

No, that's really me. I'm a senior male super-model. Chics dig me. Don't worry about CB, he's asleep at his desk.

Great. When Google comes, you do the talking! Can you get Smitty to pull the tractor around back?

Done!

First, what are these sandwiches you speak of? I hope you mean sammiches, in which case yes, they are already gone.   
Second, 2 I respectfully disagree with you saying I am asleep at my desk. I'm resting my eyes from the glare of WV's greatness. 

  I owe you an e-cred. I just gave you one 2 minutes ago in Ferguson.

[BAMAWV]

I see where Google last visited this page at 2:50. It may help SC out if you guys would try and dress a little nicer and shave occassionally. You don't get 2nd chances at first impressions. Also, if SC left some sandwiches for the Google crowd, it would be special. I'm trusting that the rest of you won't leave half eaten noshes laying around and will wipe up crumbs. Hope this helps.

How's this?

Is artofmanliness.com on your favorites list? No suit and tie (although it couldn't hurt),--just a clean shirt now and then. BTW, lets try and keep CB away from the sandwiches until the Google contingency has departed. 

No, that's really me. I'm a senior male super-model. Chics dig me. Don't worry about CB, he's asleep at his desk.

Great. When Google comes, you do the talking! Can you get Smitty to pull the tractor around back?

Done!

First, what are these sandwiches you speak of? I hope you mean sammiches, in which case yes, they are already gone.   
Second, 2 I respectfully disagree with you saying I am asleep at my desk. I'm resting my eyes from the glare of WV's greatness. 

Can't have anything nice around here.

[cbbama99]

Hey pal, its your fault. What are you thinking leaving a plate of sammiches out with a fat guy around?    Maybe I should sue you for leaving them out and making me even larger. 

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