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« Reply #15 on: August 15, 2013, 10:52:03 AM »

Worst part of this whole ordeal for CB is having all of his teeth but one removed...
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« Reply #16 on: August 15, 2013, 11:27:16 AM »

The REC needs to spare no expense in getting CB set up in a nice home. The trailer park needs to be first class with a liquor store, pawn shop and laundry mat on the property.

He will need an open line of credit at Walmart so he can get him and Little CB decked out in auburn gear.

CB needs to go ahead and start calling in to talk radio shows. "Paaawwll, it's a new day! You need to get on the Gus Bus Paawwll. Bammer will not be able to slow down the HUNH, Gus is a offensive whiz. Our defense is going to be the best in the SEC with Ellis Johnson. Our quarterback is just as good as Scam Cam. We have the best running backs in the nation. I think Gus will get us at least 10-11 wins."



Fantastic ideas & suggestions! This is all very doable. How do you think CB will look in bib overalls, driving a pickup truck, a Pat Dye photo hanging from his mirror, chewing tobacco, with a dog hanging his head out the window? The REC will pay to have a statue built of CB & placed between Coach Bryant & Saban after he is successful with this operation. Go for it CB!


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« Reply #17 on: August 15, 2013, 11:35:58 AM »

The REC needs to spare no expense in getting CB set up in a nice home. The trailer park needs to be first class with a liquor store, pawn shop and laundry mat on the property.

He will need an open line of credit at Walmart so he can get him and Little CB decked out in auburn gear.

CB needs to go ahead and start calling in to talk radio shows. "Paaawwll, it's a new day! You need to get on the Gus Bus Paawwll. Bammer will not be able to slow down the HUNH, Gus is a offensive whiz. Our defense is going to be the best in the SEC with Ellis Johnson. Our quarterback is just as good as Scam Cam. We have the best running backs in the nation. I think Gus will get us at least 10-11 wins."



Fantastic ideas & suggestions! This is all very doable. How do you think CB will look in bib overalls, driving a pickup truck, a Pat Dye photo hanging from his mirror, chewing tobacco, with a dog hanging his head out the window? The REC will pay to have a statue built of CB & placed between Coach Bryant & Saban after he is successful with this operation. Go for it CB!


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CB already has all that stuff except for the Pat Dye photo.  Sad
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« Reply #18 on: August 15, 2013, 12:56:53 PM »

Worst part of this whole ordeal for CB is having all of his teeth but one removed...



No problem since the REC will pay for teeth implants after this is over.


 
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« Reply #19 on: August 15, 2013, 04:02:08 PM »

Since everyone has decided to ignore my last post, I will repost with my alternate suggestion:

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If that is ALL you have to do, then I'll transfer my allegiance to the mighty Jags of South Alabama.  
MD, you sound a little TOO interested in this. Maybe the REC can set up something for you down on the most redneck village on the plain.  

Besides, I think my ability to read will make me stand out too much down there.
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« Reply #20 on: August 15, 2013, 04:07:52 PM »

Can someone remind me why anyone gives a flip about Maryland?
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« Reply #21 on: August 15, 2013, 04:17:24 PM »

Can someone remind me why anyone gives a flip about Maryland?

We don't care about Maryland. That is why we hijacked the thread and started messing with our buddy CB.
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« Reply #22 on: August 15, 2013, 04:21:59 PM »

Can someone remind me why anyone gives a flip about Maryland?

You're ruining the moment, ATU. Keep running with it guys. 

If we could only get our buddy CB to look like Lil' Goober, it would be foolproof:


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« Reply #23 on: August 15, 2013, 07:17:06 PM »

I WILL NOT BE IGNORED!!!!

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« Reply #24 on: August 15, 2013, 07:20:30 PM »

I WILL NOT BE IGNORED!!!!



You are not being ignored. We are preparing to send you on a road trip.
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« Reply #25 on: August 15, 2013, 07:27:55 PM »


Here's CB all decked out and ready to head to AwBarn. What do you all think? Will he fit in?

 Huh?


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« Reply #26 on: August 15, 2013, 07:31:54 PM »


Here's CB all decked out and ready to head to AwBarn. What do you all think? Will he fit in?

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That is pretty good outfit but the Bud cans won't work. They need to be changed to Old Milwaukee.
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« Reply #27 on: August 15, 2013, 07:41:44 PM »

....and this guy's got too many teeth.
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« Reply #28 on: August 15, 2013, 08:07:46 PM »

Here's the truck & dog for CB. Do you think the truck looks too good for Auburn?




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« Reply #29 on: August 15, 2013, 08:09:36 PM »

Here's the truck & dog for CB. Do you think the truck looks too good for Auburn?






Could use another coat of rust.
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